Since the start of Pokemon you've laughed at us. The Rich Trainers and those of a distinguished class.

For years you all modded and scoffed. Now let me ask you, /vp/..

Who is laughing now?

Rhetorical; for the answer is simple. Me.

I am laughing at every poor citizen here in Americuntry. I giggle at UKeks, authoritatively chuckle at Europoors, and wave off the other subpar Countries.

Why?

Because now you will know what REAL separation of class is like even in your 'safe' virtual world of Pokemon. Because in GO I have just spent over 5k.

That's right. I loaded myself with enough coins to buy whatever it is I please.

I have maxed back pack storage, pokemon storage, pokeballs, incense, modules (should I feel inclined to visit the lesser quality and assist in their disgusting pokestops) lucky eggs and egg plus incubators.

I have maxed everything. And thats just because I wanted to and can.

Now at my leisure I can sit and spam to bring pokemon to me while I sip my drink poolside and just toss pokeballs as I please.

Know your limits, scrubs.
Know the separation.

I love being Rich.

So tell me before I go..
How does it feel? To know the Rich truly dominate everything?
Entertain and amuse me.

By the way..
My pokedex is currently up tp 56.