>>27022277>I'm poorGet an accessible, cheap hobby that people can do with you. Movies, cooking, parks, hiking. Anything co-op, really.
>I'm ugly and slightly fatget in shape, find a hairstyle that suits your face, if you don't see so good figure out whether glasses or contacts look better on you. Can you grow a beard? If not, don't. If yes, try it out. wear clothes that fit and are at least slightly fashionable.
>My personality is as bland as oatmealFind things in pop culture that you enjoy so that you have something in common with other human beings. Consume a bunch of different media.
>All I have is above average intelligenceAnd I'm guessing below average social intelligence. Don't be arrogant about being smarter than most people, it makes people want to avoid you. Being smart isn't as sexy as not being a sperg.
Boom, now women will talk to you and want to be around you. Boys too, if you're into that. And with all these hip new friends you'll be making, you might actually have a shot at sex, or better yet, love.
Of course that 6IV shiny team isn't going to breed itself. 
