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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:05:01 No.27023559 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27023605 >>27026327 >>27026329 >>27026411 >>27026729 >>27026739 >>27028572 >>27029929

So anon! Your favorite Pokémon is now real. But.

There's always a catch, isn't it?

You have to take care of it. Depending on what it is, you have to feed it, take care of pests, polish it (Honedge says hi), etc.

Do you still take the cance?

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:07:02 No.27023605 Report

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>>27023559
mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:10:20 No.27023666 Report

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where do I sign up??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:35:23 No.27024192 Report

Quoted By: >>27024282

how would I take care of a Porygon2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:39:04 No.27024263 Report

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I would honestly love to take care of Sealeo. He is objectively the best sealmon, even better than Dewgong with eviolite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 23:40:01 No.27024282 Report

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>>27024192
Gotta defragment it every so often.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:40:36 No.27026289 Report

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Anything for a Latias

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:42:23 No.27026327 Report

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>>27023559
>kadabra
I'll take it! I'll never be lonely again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:42:28 No.27026329 Report

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>>27023559
I don't think taking care of a Diancie is too hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:45:25 No.27026378 Report

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>>27026329
I see a lot of polishing in your future, and you'd be spending a lot of money to feed it minerals and shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:47:01 No.27026401 Report

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Fantastic.
I can take it out flying for exercise so it doesn't feel cooped up. The only problem is how much food it probably eats.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:47:42 No.27026411 Report

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>>27023559
It's like taking care of a dog, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:49:48 No.27026448 Report

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>>27026378
*cough* makes diamonds which could fiance any economic expense *cough*
Also
>Implying I wouldn't be all over polishing her crystals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:53:00 No.27026515 Report

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Of course!
It would love the heater on winter.

>>27026448
You'd have DeBeers agents knocking your door in a week.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 01:54:42 No.27026540 Report

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Of course!
It would love the heater on winter.

>>27026448
You'd have DeBeers agents knocking your door in a week

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:01:32 No.27026660 Report

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I always change my mind on what my #1 pick is, but for a while now, it's been Gourgeist.

According to its two different Pokedex entries, it wanders around on nights of the new moon and sings. Anyone or anything who hears its singing is cursed. Besides eating small animals by killing them with its hair-arms, I'm wondering if the singing is a method of finding food, and therefore necessary for survival. If this is the case, if I were unable to train it not to sing instinctually, I could perhaps go into the woods every new moon night, have Gourgeist sing to the wildlife, and have it feed on the dead animals so no human has to die innocently. I thought about using it to kill people who already want to die or criminals already sentenced to death, but that would likely be illegal.

So, if the two ideal scenarios above are indeed possible, FUCK YES I WANT THAT PUMPKIN QT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:05:19 No.27026729 Report

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>>27023559
>Porygon-Z
I'll have to probably keep it away from my computer. I'd probably try to get myself to learn the code it's written in to see if I can ease its suffering in any way. No feeding or waste though.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:05:49 No.27026739 Report

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>>27023559

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:06:51 No.27026755 Report

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>>27026448
L-lewd!

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:08:55 No.27026794 Report

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>brushing mawile's teeth
Y-yes please.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:09:05 No.27026796 Report

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>>27026540
I'm not going full retard here, I'll do it low key, without flooding the market.
>>27026755
I can't help it if Diancie's so lewd

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:12:55 No.27026869 Report

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Favourite Pokémon are Excadrill, Steelix, Snorlax, Tangrowth, Volcarona and Magnezone.

With Excadrill I'd have to be careful about having to pay damages for any issues caused by its tunnelling, but I live in the country and commute to class, so I'm not sure if it would be too much of an issue.

Steelix would be much of the same, though its size would have to be taken into consideration. Plenty of soil for it to eat where I live.

Snorlax poses a major issue when it comes to feeding him (eating over 900 lbs when hungry.)

Tangrowth would be fine, regular rain and moderate sunshine where I live, would be willing and able to take care of any pests.

Volcarona, I would have to consider the possibility of it starting fires with its ember scales. Otherwise fine.

Magnezone would be fine, to my knowledge.

In a world were Pokémon existed I think I'd go to any lengths, really.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:14:29 No.27026895 Report

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>>27026794

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:28:48 No.27027182 Report

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this may be expensive to feed and polish

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:28:54 No.27027184 Report

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I would eat all the poison in the world to curl insidea scolipede while itcuddlesme

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:30:34 No.27027215 Report

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>>27027184
I could really go for some donuts right now.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:34:24 No.27027304 Report

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YES PLEASE.
>brushing his feathery hair erryday
>receiving that stare when I fuck up and pull one out by mistake

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:40:35 No.27027413 Report

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>watching Lopunny eat its own poop

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:44:38 No.27027491 Report

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>>27027215

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:45:21 No.27027505 Report

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Shaymin shouldn't be that hard all I have to do is water it and leave it in the sun

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 02:47:51 No.27027564 Report

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>>27027491
Also all of the fucking shedding, twice a year the dex says, and we couldn't have a furfrou kind of deal? What bullshit

Also who the fuck wouldn't have an ice type

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 03:37:37 No.27028463 Report

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>>27027182
>Buy old cars and computers
>Feed it those
>People will pay you to get rid of those

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 03:41:31 No.27028539 Report

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Let it swim, feed it, it's an otter so I'd have to let it rape baby seals...doesn't seem too hard.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 03:43:58 No.27028572 Report

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>>27023559
So would having a Machamp be more like having a roommate?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 03:48:44 No.27028631 Report

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>>27026660
damn man

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:11:56 No.27029929 Report

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>>27023559
If I can fuck it then yes.

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