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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:32:05 No.27029323 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27029369 >>27029539 >>27029674 >>27029845 >>27031190 >>27031461

Why aren't those 4 in uber yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:33:02 No.27029335 Report

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:33:46 No.27029346 Report

Quoted By: >>27029495

You need to be over 18 to use this site.

sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:34:30 No.27029360 Report

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go back to /tv/ fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:35:11 No.27029369 Report

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>>27029323
MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:42:06 No.27029495 Report

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>>27029346
what are you doing here then lad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:45:03 No.27029539 Report

Quoted By: >>27029561 >>27029567 >>27029573 >>27029613 >>27029623 >>27029630 >>27029892 >>27030138 >>27030436

>>27029323
Confession time, as a straight guy, I always thought the idea of anal was disgusting. Wouldn't you get like shit on the sides of your dick, and just have it smell disgusting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:46:32 No.27029561 Report

Quoted By: >>27029623

>>27029539
I feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:47:04 No.27029567 Report

Quoted By: >>27029634 >>27029681

>>27029539

Shit doesnt hang out in the area of the rectum that your dick is fucking until you directly are shitting, on top of the fact that it doesnt hang out in there afterwards, depending on the girl theres no real shit situation at all.

Its also incredibly tight and warm and the feeling of a girl writhing on your cock as you shove it up her ass is indescribable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:47:11 No.27029573 Report

Quoted By: >>27029600

>>27029539
>as a straight guy I find girls butts to be a mere show piece that I will appreciate from afar rather than intimately for mutual pleasure

Ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:48:49 No.27029600 Report

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>>27029573
>top 10 things anon didnt say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:49:27 No.27029613 Report

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>>27029539
If a girl doesn't have proper hygiene why would you fuck her in the first place? Keeping your asshole clean isn't rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:50:38 No.27029623 Report

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>>27029539
>>27029561

what is douching/enemas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:50:58 No.27029630 Report

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>>27029539
It's called using an enema beforehand, and basic hygiene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:51:21 No.27029634 Report

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>>27029567
>>27029613
Just try with a clean non smelly girl and it will be awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:52:41 No.27029647 Report

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>>27029634
Well I've last time I had a girlfriend was 6 months ago.....

at least I'm not a virgin...? Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:54:52 No.27029674 Report

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>>27029323
OP do you take requests?

/r/ing asian guys gangbanging a white gril

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 04:55:13 No.27029681 Report

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>>27029567
What is the difference between the vagina, feeling wise of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:06:09 No.27029845 Report

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>>27029323

>You'll never be an alpha negro defiling the inferior white race for your semites best allies

why even leave?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:09:40 No.27029892 Report

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>>27029539
try a boipussy

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:10:44 No.27029909 Report

Quoted By: >>27029971 >>27031043

Come at me whitebois

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:14:15 No.27029971 Report

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>>27029909
What is even going on in this picture. Why is he naked when no one else is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:24:45 No.27030138 Report

Quoted By: >>27030160 >>27030289

>>27029539
As a straight guy, i've always wanted to experience sucking a dick and getting fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:26:13 No.27030160 Report

Quoted By: >>27030289

>>27030138
As a straight guy, i did. Sucking dick isn't too bad, deepthroat is awful, but getting fucked is the best among my gay experiences

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:28:13 No.27030194 Report

Quoted By: >>27030333 >>27030366

How isn't this dead yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:32:58 No.27030289 Report

Quoted By: >>27030338 >>27030374 >>27030412

>>27030138
>>27030160
>As a straight guy
I've got news for you

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:34:24 No.27030316 Report

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>literally up for an hour

op Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:35:48 No.27030333 Report

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>>27030194
Because is funny lel bepis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:35:55 No.27030338 Report

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>>27030289
I know, I know— I still identify as straight, even if I had some experiences leaning to bisexual. I currently gave up on gay sex and I'm trying to find a straight relationship, if it will not work I may go back again. Not really sure on what I want from my life yet

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:36:01 No.27030343 Report

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Can we keep it clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:37:05 No.27030366 Report

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>>27030194
Mods are very homosex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:37:35 No.27030374 Report

Quoted By: >>27030403 >>27030563 >>27030664

>>27030289
What if it's a girl with dick?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:39:15 No.27030403 Report

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>>27030374

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:39:35 No.27030412 Report

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>>27030289
its not totally gay when you say no homo

there was this one timei was having sex with a big burly construction worker for the first time and i was almost crying during the whole deed because i have committed a homosexual act. and then afterwards he licked my tears away and whispered "no homo" into my ear. at that moment all my fears went away and a smile began growing on my face because no homo negates all homosexual acts. i did not become gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:40:21 No.27030426 Report

Quoted By: >>27030491

How does fucking a woman feels like? And how is it possible to guys to fuck girls lain flat on their stomachs? Does have the penis give of a certain curvature? Because I'm worried. My dingle-dong is slightly right curved and I'm scared that this will happen the sex when I get a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:40:57 No.27030436 Report

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>>27029539
Here's a bit of truth: Literally every guy that """"wants to try"""" or """"""likes"""""" anal means that they also want to feel it in their boipussy. :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:43:31 No.27030491 Report

Quoted By: >>27030530

>>27030426
all dicks are curved into some direction or another

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:45:33 No.27030530 Report

Quoted By: >>27030550 >>27030690

>>27030491

But left/right curved is worse than curved upwards? I assume that a dick curved downwards is absolutely shit because of the angles, but what about sideways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:46:47 No.27030550 Report

Quoted By: >>27030575

>>27030530
a dick curved downards is good for doggystyle actually, it hits G-spot that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:47:32 No.27030563 Report

Quoted By: >>27030672

>>27030374
>What if it's a girl with dick?
You're gay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:48:25 No.27030575 Report

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>>27030550
Oh. I didn't know that. Thanks for the info.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:53:45 No.27030657 Report

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>>27029971
This so fucking much im confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:54:30 No.27030664 Report

Quoted By: >>27030726

>>27030374
depends on how feminine the penis looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:55:06 No.27030672 Report

Quoted By: >>27030721 >>27030737

>>27030563
I'd be if i was attracted to men, i'm talking about a girl here. Just she happens to have a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:56:22 No.27030690 Report

Quoted By: >>27030786

>>27030530
sideways is fine unless you're at a 90 degree angle
curves really dont matter as the vagina will adjust it anyways.
dont worry about your curve unless it's fucking disgusting.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:57:48 No.27030711 Report

Quoted By: >>27030738 >>27030938 >>27031407

>up for literally an hour and a fucking half
i think mods are dead guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:58:30 No.27030721 Report

Quoted By: >>27030791

>>27030672
If it has a dick then it isn't a girl. Just accept that you're degenerate, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:58:42 No.27030726 Report

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>>27030664
>feminine penis meme

how long are you going to keep lying to yourself anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:59:27 No.27030737 Report

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>>27030672
i like the way you think anon

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 05:59:37 No.27030738 Report

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>>27030711
You know what that means! THERE ARE NO RULES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:03:33 No.27030786 Report

Quoted By: >>27030813 >>27030828

>>27030690
Oh thank you mate. I have an approximately 15-20 degrees right. It's a relief to know this is normal. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:03:45 No.27030791 Report

Quoted By: >>27030906

>>27030721
But what if it was a girl to begin with, just her vagina's inside out now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:05:16 No.27030813 Report

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>>27030786
And actually upwards curves are the worse (kidney ticklers hurt), sideways are preferable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:06:00 No.27030828 Report

Quoted By: >>27030929

>>27030786
can i see your dick pls? :3c

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:11:33 No.27030906 Report

Quoted By: >>27030950 >>27031218

>>27030791
OK, now you've just confused me. Are we talking about a normal girl or a tranny here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:12:46 No.27030929 Report

Quoted By: >>27030981 >>27031044 >>27031073 >>27031123

>>27030828
My mate is here playing smash and I cant just put my dick out so sorry pal. Maybe later after his mom come here to take him home I can get it hard to a picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:13:34 No.27030938 Report

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>>27030711

OP is a mod

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:14:07 No.27030950 Report

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>>27030906
a girl with a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:16:09 No.27030981 Report

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>>27030929
>Smash

Tell your friend he has good taste in fighting games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:20:00 No.27031043 Report

Quoted By: >>27031218

>>27029909
That's a small dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:20:01 No.27031044 Report

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>>27030929
Just fuck and get it over with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:22:10 No.27031073 Report

Quoted By: >>27031235

>>27030929
You can get it hard in the bathroom while pretending to be constipated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:25:43 No.27031123 Report

Quoted By: >>27031191

>>27030929
Pull it out and ask him if he wanna suck it, if he says 'no' then just pretend you were joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:29:39 No.27031190 Report

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>>27029323

What porn actress would be considered uber? Or would those guys be stuck doing gay porn for the rest of their lives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:29:41 No.27031191 Report

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>>27031123
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:30:35 No.27031202 Report

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dude /join showderp
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:31:25 No.27031218 Report

Quoted By: >>27031236

>>27030906
>>27031043
Doesn't matter. It's still gay because you want the sensation of a dick inside of you, whether it's oral or anal. The owner can be a "girl" or a """""""""girl"""""""""" with a dick but the dick is what matters, which is a dude thing.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:31:36 No.27031223 Report

Quoted By: >>27031291

Yo, are the mods dead?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:32:15 No.27031235 Report

Quoted By: >>27031310 >>27031384 >>27031494

>>27031073
I tried but couldn't get it hard. There's much noise here and I get nervous. But I took a pic while peeing. I hope it helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:32:18 No.27031236 Report

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>>27031218
unless it's a feminine one

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:36:02 No.27031288 Report

Quoted By: >>27031392

mod?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:36:14 No.27031291 Report

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>>27031223
Yes

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:37:06 No.27031310 Report

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>>27031235
>he actually did it
More

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:43:03 No.27031384 Report

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>>27031235
I'd suck on it to make it hard for you.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:43:38 No.27031392 Report

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>>27031288
This is a Gary thread now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:44:49 No.27031407 Report

Quoted By: >>27031475

>>27030711
Now we can get lewd requests on the Drawthread again!

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:45:00 No.27031413 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:49:09 No.27031461 Report

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>>27029323

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:50:12 No.27031475 Report

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>>27031407
I don't understand why that's not allowed in the first place. You must be 18+ to use 4chan, so lewds in draw threads shouldn't be an issue.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:50:35 No.27031480 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:50:39 No.27031482 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:51:44 No.27031494 Report

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>>27031235
How long until your mate leaves?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 06:55:56 No.27031554 Report

Quoted By: >>27031615

>>27031482
Nice try. But Gary overrules your card just because HE is Gary

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 07:01:16 No.27031615 Report

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>>27031554

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 07:06:45 No.27031659 Report

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>>27031615
Nigga please. Your Pokémon suck dick. I can defeat you just by showing you my badges. They're motherfucking 10 and they're motherfucking glorious like my motherfucking self.

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