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>traveling for business
>precision plan my uber ride to take me through center city and old city where there's a shit ton of Pokestops and Pokemon
>get in uber, open app with shaking hands
>server down
>close app, try again
>still down
>start flailing in anger and REEEEEing on the car floor
>driver pulls over and starts yelling for help
>by the time I calm down I miss my flight
I'm well enough now to shitpost on 4chan after going home and making myself some tea