>>27061868my version:
Mew: No, its a cute cat, leave it alone
Celebi: smokey eyes don't even go with grass types so no
Jirachi: NO i hate that para-flinch haxing bastard
Deoxys: Ayyy lmao
Manaphy/Phione: why would i want to fuck water? no man
Darkrai: screw that sleep haxing emo bastard, let it take a banded close combat
Shaymin: na, more like "shaymin, yip yip!"
Arceus: i'm not a goat fucker what am i a sand nigger ?
Landorus: no
Black Kyurem / White Kyurem: no, don't want penis frost bite
Keldeo: I met the voice actor recently, it be really fucking awkward so no
Meloetta: Sure if it can make it self sound like Taylor Swift in bed
Diancie: i'm not a stone fucker what am i a caveman ?
Hoopa: unbound no, that nigga rapes. normal hoopa no, it would most likely send my johnny to outer space.
Volcanion: yea ofcourse like a scalding penis doesn't sound fun
Zygarde ew no please snakes are slimy.
Magearna:yea ofcourse like a penis in a metal grinder doesn't sound fun. fucking twats.
