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Quoted By: >>27088649 >>27088865 >>27090632
Man you guys weren't kidding when you you said this game is bringing out the spergs in droves.
>See all my friends on FB posting about PKMNGo non stop
>Realize maybe this game is actually attracting surprisingly more normies than I thought it would
>Decide to go out to my favorite low key park in the city to see if there are any Pokemon worth grabbing there, plus maybe meet some cool people who are also playing
>Get to the park, which is normally pretty empty, and the place is fucking SWARMING
>Neckbeards running around everywhere
>Pull out my phone
>There are three Pokestops, a gym, and a shit ton of Dratini in the park
>Ohshit.jpg
>Look up, see some chubby ginger and a lanky kid with a pony tail wearing all black pointing and running full tilt through the parking lot
>Check the game, there's a Rhydon nearby
>Definitely what they're after
>Head over there myself to catch it
>Come up behind them
>"You guys looking for this Rhydon too?"
>Ginger blurts out "DID YOU GET IT YET?!?!"
>"Uh no. That's why I came over here."
>"UGH WHERE IS IT?!?!"
>It pops up on our screens
>Catch mine pretty quickly
>He's throwing like 20 balls at his and it keeps popping out
>"UGH COME ON, THIS ONE HAS TO WORK!!!"
>His friends game keeps freezing and he's freaking out about it
>Finally ginger gets the Rhydon in a ball and sets his phone on the ground, basically praying that this time he'll catch it
>He does
>He starts jumping around, flailing his arms and screaming
>"YES YES YES OH GOD, IT WAS SO WORTH IT!"
>A tour group for a Frank Lloyd Wright house in the park walks by as he's doing this
>Some old lady takes her camera out and actually starts snapping photos of us
>Someone else nearby says, "Hey guys, I just caught a Meowth over here!"
>Ginger smirks and says, "Oh I don't care about that. I've already got like ten."
>I shake my head and walk away, embarrassed
>As I go, I hear someone call out "Hey, what team are you?"
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>See all my friends on FB posting about PKMNGo non stop
>Realize maybe this game is actually attracting surprisingly more normies than I thought it would
>Decide to go out to my favorite low key park in the city to see if there are any Pokemon worth grabbing there, plus maybe meet some cool people who are also playing
>Get to the park, which is normally pretty empty, and the place is fucking SWARMING
>Neckbeards running around everywhere
>Pull out my phone
>There are three Pokestops, a gym, and a shit ton of Dratini in the park
>Ohshit.jpg
>Look up, see some chubby ginger and a lanky kid with a pony tail wearing all black pointing and running full tilt through the parking lot
>Check the game, there's a Rhydon nearby
>Definitely what they're after
>Head over there myself to catch it
>Come up behind them
>"You guys looking for this Rhydon too?"
>Ginger blurts out "DID YOU GET IT YET?!?!"
>"Uh no. That's why I came over here."
>"UGH WHERE IS IT?!?!"
>It pops up on our screens
>Catch mine pretty quickly
>He's throwing like 20 balls at his and it keeps popping out
>"UGH COME ON, THIS ONE HAS TO WORK!!!"
>His friends game keeps freezing and he's freaking out about it
>Finally ginger gets the Rhydon in a ball and sets his phone on the ground, basically praying that this time he'll catch it
>He does
>He starts jumping around, flailing his arms and screaming
>"YES YES YES OH GOD, IT WAS SO WORTH IT!"
>A tour group for a Frank Lloyd Wright house in the park walks by as he's doing this
>Some old lady takes her camera out and actually starts snapping photos of us
>Someone else nearby says, "Hey guys, I just caught a Meowth over here!"
>Ginger smirks and says, "Oh I don't care about that. I've already got like ten."
>I shake my head and walk away, embarrassed
>As I go, I hear someone call out "Hey, what team are you?"
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