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Why does everyone hate team instinct?

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:23:21 No.27089056 View View Reply Original Report

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>represented by zapados
>zapados is the most bad ass pokemon with basically no weakness because of electric/flying
>looks badass too
>team instinct still gets made fun of by a fan club of people who worship a chicken with a flame on his head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:24:00 No.27089071 Report

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>>27089056
Meant most bad ass legendary gen one bird pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:25:18 No.27089096 Report

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>Zapdos is my favorite of the three
>Blue is my favorite of the three
>I still picked Red because tits

Red is for warm-blooded alpha males. We believe might is right.

Yellow believes in child-rearing. Yellow is a submissive female caretaker, not an alpha male.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:25:28 No.27089102 Report

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>>27089056
>no weakness
Have go shitters ever seen a type chart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:28:28 No.27089150 Report

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>>27089056
They seem to be the whiniest group, which is a solid point against them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:28:41 No.27089155 Report

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>>27089056
>no weakness

Are you feeling alright, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:31:26 No.27089220 Report

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>be team insight
>never see a gym for my team unless its me
its hard with so many baby blues

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:33:31 No.27089245 Report

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>>27089102
>Ice and Rock will never be removed from Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:33:50 No.27089252 Report

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>>27089056
I think we need a lugia and a Ho-ho teams. He'll why not one team for every legendary burd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:35:30 No.27089282 Report

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>>27089252
When?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:37:32 No.27089307 Report

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I think it's just a /vp/ thing. It's pretty chill where I live with people swapping gyms regularly to maximise the gold bonus. Also everyone I've met from mystic and valour have been bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 00:40:00 No.27089358 Report

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>go help yellow gym in my area
>place mon and become leader
>stay in area
>"hey what team are you?!"
>yellow!
>*groan* *sneer*
hey, fuck you too buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:01:02 No.27089745 Report

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>>27089056
>>represented by zapados
so?
>>zapados is the most bad ass pokemon with basically no weakness because of electric/flying
>implying rocks aren't it weakness
>>looks badass too
So?
>>team instinct still gets made fun of by a fan club of people who worship a chicken with a flame on his head
>muh feelingz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:11:12 No.27089968 Report

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>>27089056
>Hate

No one hates instinct, you're just the easier to target because there are so Few of you.

Personally I can't stand Red, Instincts are just...there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:25:07 No.27090195 Report

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>>27089056
Don't worry OP, I'm representing instinct with you

And regretting it. I'm the only person of everyone I know and every gym I've seen who has picked instinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:43:53 No.27090506 Report

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>>27089056
>Why does everyone hate team instinct

Because you sound like a retarded man screaming into a mic.

https://youtu.be/uwnVNwMq6XQ?t=396
6:36

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:50:07 No.27090609 Report

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>>27089056
>Why does everyone hate team instinct?

Because it's the Hufflepuff of Pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:54:14 No.27090676 Report

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>>27089056

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:56:12 No.27090706 Report

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>>27089056
As of this post, and including this thread, there are four separate threads just about Team Instinct. That is why no one like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:57:52 No.27090733 Report

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>>27089245
Why would you want to remove rock and ice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:59:06 No.27090754 Report

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Mysticfriend here.

Zapdos is my favorite of the legendary birds, but yellow as a whole is a shit color. I don't want to be repsresented by a color so shitty. I also own no yellow clothing IRL, and that autistically influenced my decision :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:00:35 No.27090780 Report

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i picked yellow just because i knew everyone would go red or blue because of the women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:01:58 No.27090805 Report

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>>27089056
Anyway waiting for the 4th Color/Team aka Lugia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:02:51 No.27090825 Report

Quoted By: >>27090845 >>27090913 >>27092606

>The year is 20XX
>In the middle of a war-torn American city, in a sprawling underground metro, a thin man stirs
>He is instantly grabbed and forced to the ground by two men clad in yellow t-shirts and hats
>A man in a yellow jacket walks over to the struggling prisoner. He smiles, his face is a mess of scars and burn wounds
>"So, you're finally awake you Mystic spy. Well, welcome to the Team Instinct headquarters!"
>The struggling man looks around and sees a huge group of yellow-dressed men all laughing at him
>He snaps
>"Where the fuck am I? What gang are you? Skinheads? We Crips will fuck you bitches up!"
>Deafening laughter reverberates in the metro. The man falls silent.
>The yellow-jacket leader smiles ruefully. "You poor bastard. You don't know what's going on."
>"Gangs are dead. Everything from before The Game is dead. All that's left... Are the teams."
>Yellow-Jacket looks up at the ceiling wistfully
>"It's all gone. The Game changed everything."
>"Just the other day, I saw a man in a MAGA hat take a bullet for a girl in a BLM shirt."
>"I saw a flaming homosexual rip a WBB church member out of a war zone."
>Yellow-Jacket turns to face the Crip. Yes sir, things are different now. In fact, I would like to-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:03:59 No.27090845 Report

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>>27090825
>"COMMANDER, CHINA JUST WENT DARK"
>"What in hell? Who the fuck... Was it Valor? Those red bastards need to be taught a lesson!"
>"COMMANDER! OVER HERE, QUICK! IT'S JAMAL!"
>A huge black man staggers in from one of the tunnels. His shirt is shredded, his face bloodied
>The Yellow-Jacketed Commander rushes to his dying teammate
>Jamal whispers only two words before he fades away
>"...Blue Niggas"
>"FUCK! Instinct, let's move. Guard the entry points right now!"
>A scream emanates from within the tunnel
>"JESUS CHRIST! RICKY!"
>Two Instinct members rush to the wounded man, who gives them a hopeless smile
>"I'm sorry. They made me do it." He croaks
>His shirt is stripped off, revealing a trio of Voltorbs strapped to his chest
>The explosion rocks the tunnel, blasting the Instinct members back and causing their ears to ring
>A distant shriek pierces the ringing sound
>"ALLAHU BLANCHE!!!"
>A Scyther leaps into the room and beheads a helpless yellow shirted man
>A Blastoise uses body slam and sends a group of Instincts flying, and uses his water cannons to wreak havoc on the survivors
>Three Beedrills enter the room, only to be swiftly shot down by a powerful bolt of lightning
>The Commander stands back up, his mighty Raichu by his side.
>"GO! GET OUT OF HERE!" He screams to his allies. "I'LL HOLD 'EM OFF!"
>Energy balls and flamethrowers go off from every side as Instinct retreats. Razor leaves and hydro pumps destroy rock and stone, causing cave-ins everywhere
>For every Mystic member that falls, three Instinct's perish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:05:02 No.27090865 Report

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>>27090845
>Everyone has evacuated, except for the Instinct Commander and the Crip
>A Machamp nearly crushes the Commander between his fists, but the Crip shoots the Pokemon once in the face, and then thrice in the chest
>The Commander smiles over his shoulder, and the Crip gives a solemn nod
>The two men fight side by side, but they are swiftly overwhelmed
>The Commander's Raichu is maimed and flattened by a gigantic Onix
>The Crip falls to his knees, out of ammo. He is executed by a Sandslash
>The Commander falls over, his intestines all mangled from the last brutal assault
>As a Mystic goon forces him to the ground, he stares into the wide-open eyes of the dead Crip
>"We wanted to make the most immersive Pokemon game ever." He whispers
>The Mystic member calls over his Graveler
>"A game where anyone could play, and new friendships could be made."
>"Graveler, use rock smash!"
>"And we succeeded."
>And with those final words, Reggie died

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:08:02 No.27090913 Report

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>>27090865
>>27090845
>>27090825

You took the time to type, this, was this supposed to be funny? Because it wasn't.

Also this counts as spam, so buh bye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:09:46 No.27090955 Report

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>>27090805
If gen 2 does come out it will be the three beasts, not lugia/ho-oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:12:45 No.27091004 Report

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>>27090865
beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:14:27 No.27091030 Report

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>>27089056
>zapados
I fucking knew Go would do this. Get the fuck out and go back to Ribbit you filthy casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:16:34 No.27091065 Report

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>>27089056
People like the whole red/blue thing. Still, Zapdos is the best and when Pokemon go is released in my country I'm going with team instinct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:18:24 No.27091094 Report

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>>27091030
>2016
>not knowing about zapados xD

leave /VP/ pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:42:43 No.27091476 Report

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>>27090609
Glad to see I'm not the only one using that analogy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:53:48 No.27091682 Report

Quoted By: >>27092613

>>27089096
>Zapdos is competitively viable
>Moltres and Articuno are absolutely shit competitively
Ipso facto you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:56:26 No.27091730 Report

Quoted By: >>27092418

Yellow is an ugly color.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:27:22 No.27092418 Report

Quoted By: >>27092490

>>27091730
Only to the weak

To appreciate yellow, one must have strong eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:30:26 No.27092490 Report

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>>27092418
I'll take weak eyes over a fuggo color any day.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:36:13 No.27092606 Report

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>>27090825
>>27090845
>>27090865
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:36:16 No.27092607 Report

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>leader is a dork named Spark
>Triangles are fucking annoying
>the color yellow is tacky and irritating
>instinct is for weakfags

Valor is GOAT. Mystic looks interesting too, but my squad would disown me for joining them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:36:55 No.27092613 Report

Quoted By: >>27092924

>>27091682
>caring about competitive viability for a mascot that you cannot interact with

Ipso facto: you're probably on the spectrum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:39:37 No.27092679 Report

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Team Eugenics is Hitler loving scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:46:22 No.27092823 Report

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>>27089096
I am literally a housewife and i picked red

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:47:19 No.27092844 Report

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How dare people disrespect Battery Jesus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:51:15 No.27092924 Report

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>>27092613
Not the guy you're talking to, but the common theory is that when the Legenday Birds are released, you'll get the one associated with your team first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:54:05 No.27092998 Report

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>>27089056
>zapados

Zapdos, you fucking nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:21:54 No.27093541 Report

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>>27090913
Dude stop being a faggot. This was amazing i want part 2!!

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