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Pokemon GO Eggs

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:23:50 No.27090177 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27090210 >>27090320 >>27090827 >>27090862 >>27091244 >>27091455 >>27091461 >>27091548 >>27091689 >>27091802 >>27091809 >>27094363 >>27094478 >>27094702 >>27099169 >>27099192 >>27099226 >>27100448

So has anyone found a easy way to get outta hatching this without walking? I know there's the whole putting your pokewalker in the dryer shit i was just hoping there was something similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:24:58 No.27090192 Report

Quoted By: >>27090320

Put your phone in the washer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:25:57 No.27090210 Report

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>>27090177
drive slow in your car with app open
about 5mph should do
doesn't measure exactly but gets job done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:27:31 No.27090239 Report

Quoted By: >>27090977

Just walk you pathetic cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:28:38 No.27090262 Report

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I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that there are people trying to play Pokémon GO without going outside but just play normal Pokémon, jeez

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:29:33 No.27090273 Report

Quoted By: >>27090811

You can Spoof the GPS, theres a whole thread talking about it.
Go use this knowledge to ruin everyones fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:32:25 No.27090320 Report

Quoted By: >>27090764 >>27090786 >>27091970 >>27094729

>>27090177
>>27090192
>Put expensive phone on equipment that will destroy the phone.

Is it that serious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:56:10 No.27090705 Report

Quoted By: >>27091381

Strap it to your wrist and jerk off. I hatched 3 eggs last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 01:59:33 No.27090764 Report

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>>27090320
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:00:21 No.27090775 Report

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the 2 km are not that bad, just ride a bike at a jog speed and within 10-15min it will hatch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:00:57 No.27090786 Report

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>>27090320
that's the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:02:07 No.27090811 Report

Quoted By: >>27091631

>>27090273
Did you catch a way to do so without rooting? Not sure if my phone's shit or too good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:02:55 No.27090827 Report

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>>27090177
How about you just walk you lazy fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:04:59 No.27090862 Report

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>>27090177

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:06:37 No.27090883 Report

Quoted By: >>27093039

Yes. Get a longboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:11:03 No.27090977 Report

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>>27090239
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:28:19 No.27091244 Report

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>>27090177
tape it to a cieling fan, each couple of spins counts as a few feet.
>you're welcome senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:30:42 No.27091284 Report

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Get a roomba

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:34:56 No.27091362 Report

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I use bluestacks on my pc to hatch my eggs hands free

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:36:42 No.27091381 Report

Quoted By: >>27091462

>>27090705
Liar you need to actually move location or it won't track

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:37:39 No.27091399 Report

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Shake your phone like you would to get coins on a 3DS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:38:03 No.27091406 Report

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>response 40 minutes later

How was your jerk off session, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:41:06 No.27091455 Report

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>>27090177
>The game is based on exploring and moving around
>wants to find a way around it

go play your ds faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:41:37 No.27091459 Report

Quoted By: >>27091878

Hatched a Weedle and Zubat from 2 2KM eggs.

Got 2 10KM eggs incubating right now. Both at 6/10. Going to mostly likely hatch by the time I get home from the gym tomorrow. Hopefully I get something good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:41:39 No.27091461 Report

Quoted By: >>27091878

>>27090177
Just walk you lazy shit
Hatching the 10 km eggs are so worth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:41:43 No.27091462 Report

Quoted By: >>27091741

>>27091381
>his dick isn't big enough for the phone to pick up movement when you stroke it longways.
Just end it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:43:01 No.27091482 Report

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ride a bus, they move almost as slow as your lazy ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:46:33 No.27091548 Report

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>>27090177
Not being a fat fuck helps I hear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:49:58 No.27091616 Report

Quoted By: >>27091653

>Spent 7 hours catching pokemon today
>10km egg didn't hatch

ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:50:43 No.27091631 Report

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>>27090811
get an android emulator for your laptop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:52:04 No.27091650 Report

Quoted By: >>27099847

I get like .3 km from driving around for an hour. You can try that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:52:12 No.27091653 Report

Quoted By: >>27091711

>>27091616
If you drive more than 10 mph it won't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:54:01 No.27091689 Report

Quoted By: >>27094572

>>27090177
>mfw this will be the deciding factor
>hatched a 10k egg today with a 700CP Magmar
>meanwhile cucks can't even manage 2k much less 5 or 10
Daily reminder that all the good shit can only be found in eggs and the people that hatch them will hold all the gyms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:54:38 No.27091698 Report

Quoted By: >>27091945

>have 5 km egg at 4.50
>go walking around neighborhood and nearby areas for like 30 minutes with incense to find shit while I'm at it
>egg is at 4.99 and has remained there since two hours ago
FUCK. At least I found a Tangela for the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:55:28 No.27091711 Report

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>>27091653

I was walking most of the time other than to stop at busy areas with lots of lures. Did the exact same thing yesterday and it seemed to be tracking no problem. Maybe it was a server issue fuck if I know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:56:23 No.27091726 Report

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Does it register by steps or by the on screen trainer's movements?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:56:49 No.27091741 Report

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>>27091462
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 02:59:59 No.27091802 Report

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>>27090177
Stop being a fat piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:00:25 No.27091809 Report

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>>27090177
Bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:03:50 No.27091878 Report

Quoted By: >>27094459

>>27091459
I've gotten scyther and electabuzz from 10km eggs and my buddy got a jynx, so they seem to have a good pool. >>27091461

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:07:11 No.27091945 Report

Quoted By: >>27092390

>>27091698
Fucker finally hatched, Sandshrew with 79 CP.
I can't be mad, I haven't seen any around here yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:08:14 No.27091970 Report

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>>27090320

Do you have autism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:11:11 No.27092027 Report

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Well it ain't an official way around it OP, but my phone is shotty enough that my guy will walk around on his own on startup and get me some places without me moving from my bed. I just exit to my active apps, go back to it, GPS spaes out and repeat.
Not a lazy bastard, just stuck in the middle of a dead zone so my house is the only place nearby I can play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:26:27 No.27092390 Report

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>>27091945
I got a Vulpix from mine today. First fire type I've seen thus far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:32:31 No.27092526 Report

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Figure out how to strap it to your dog. Send dog outside. Profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:34:20 No.27092559 Report

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>can't run 5k
Jesus.
I jog at least 30k a week.
Get some more exercise, fatty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 03:56:34 No.27093039 Report

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>>27090883
I longboard all around my town playing Go and it counts like 25% of my steps. Maybe I go too fast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:55:53 No.27094214 Report

Quoted By: >>27094232

Does this game count steps even if i have my screen off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:57:11 No.27094232 Report

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>>27094214
if by screen off you mean the game's low power mode, then yes. Otherwise, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:59:36 No.27094283 Report

Quoted By: >>27094678

Does the app count steps even when not connected to the internet? I walk to and from work every day, and yet my egg only as 2.5k/5k on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:03:19 No.27094363 Report

Quoted By: >>27094536

>>27090177
I turn my wifi off then I close the app and open it again in a while. While it's searching for my location it throws me a few feet away from my actual location and then back. It's something I do when I'm bored at home. It's no replacement for actually going out and walking. I'm just making up for all the times the app crashed. I took the train and it didn't register most of my journey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:07:44 No.27094459 Report

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>>27091878
>Electabuzz hatches from an eggs
We will never get even gen II mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:08:29 No.27094478 Report

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>>27090177
They need to fix eggs. Eggs are like the only means of getting rare shit and that just seems dumb. Everyone that I met that has a stupid OP pokemon, like a 1500 lapris or a 1300 kangaskan, says that they got it from an egg and powered it up with all the BS candy you get with it. Eggs should be a tiny extra thing, not the entire fucking game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:11:49 No.27094536 Report

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>>27094363
If you go too fast say 10, 20 mph idk it doesnt count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:13:42 No.27094572 Report

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>>27091689

Only time will tell. Eggs that hatch pokemon with no evo chain will be be better for now, as all candy can go to power up. But once wild pokemon get higher and higher, the cp multiplier that comes with evolution will fuck the eggs over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:21:18 No.27094678 Report

Quoted By: >>27094757

>>27094283
No, phone app needs to be on and active.

I got a gastly from a 5k not too long ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:22:51 No.27094702 Report

Quoted By: >>27094807

>>27090177
People say you need to be walking but I hatch eggs on the bus ride to work all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:24:47 No.27094729 Report

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>>27090320

Well I mean if you bundled it up with a towel or some soft fabric and made sure it wouldn't unravel it would probably work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:25:58 No.27094747 Report

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post egg stardust yields

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:26:35 No.27094757 Report

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>>27094678
I got a bulbsaur from a 2km egg, a ghastly from a 5km, and my 10km egg was a pinsir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:29:20 No.27094807 Report

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>>27094702
You can ride in a vehicle as long as you keep your speed below 30mph. Higher then that it doesn'the register the steps. They've got the cut off to the equivalent of riding like a bat out of hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 05:29:43 No.27094817 Report

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Use a magnet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 12:57:18 No.27099169 Report

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>>27090177
I hook mine up to my Drone and fly it around for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 13:00:58 No.27099192 Report

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>>27090177
Ride your bike.

>All these fatties complaining about having to fucking walk to get rare pokemon.
Just play normal Pokemon and walking back and forth in game, you lazy shits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 13:04:44 No.27099212 Report

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Pay a kid to do the work for you if you're so lazy you can't even walk with an app open on your phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 13:06:09 No.27099226 Report

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>>27090177
>So has anyone found a easy way to get outta hatching this without walking?
I don't think this game is aimed at your particular demographic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 14:11:35 No.27099847 Report

Quoted By: >>27100332

>>27091650
Jesus Christ, at that rate you could just fucking walk and have 5 5km eggs done already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:01:12 No.27100332 Report

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>>27099847
I just had it open while I ran errands I didn't so it just for the km. Walking or cycling is 100 times better if you wanna hatch anything and can be easily done at the park

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:09:56 No.27100448 Report

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>>27090177
Bicycling is OP in go

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