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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:13:20 No.27093356 View View Reply Original Report

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>Be Me
>Playing Pokemon Go in Local Park
>Hot as fuck cuz fuck Florida
>Team Valor cuz I like fire types
>Talking to fellow valor
>See that he has like 20 Gatorades in a bag
>"Hey man can I snag one?"
>gofuckyourself.jpg
>Team Mystic guy walks up
>Offers to buy one off the guy
>Pays the guy 2 bucks for a Gatorade
>Hands it to me
>Instant Friendship

Maybe the Rivalry doesn't need to be hostile. Maybe we can all be friends and catch the pokemans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 04:15:17 No.27093393 Report

Quoted By: >>27096633 >>27101015 >>27114529

>>27093356
>can I snag one
Maybe if you said please

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 07:31:50 No.27096515 Report

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>>27093356
Is this thing even out yer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 07:42:00 No.27096633 Report

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>>27093393
This.
Don't be a rude cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:27:45 No.27100639 Report

Quoted By: >>27100673 >>27100928 >>27102030 >>27102357 >>27103688 >>27104646 >>27104851 >>27110616

i keep seeing stories of Valor's being cunts and Mystic's being reasonable people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:30:21 No.27100673 Report

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>>27100639
>implying those aren't from people false flagging as valorbros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:35:23 No.27100733 Report

Quoted By: >>27100741 >>27100841 >>27100901

why is cunt /vp/'s new favorite word? All the teens flooding in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:35:58 No.27100741 Report

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>>27100733
Most-likely

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:43:30 No.27100841 Report

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>>27100733
Jim Jeffries just got another one of this special put up on Netflix so it could be that.... cunt..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:47:29 No.27100901 Report

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>>27100733
Australians gonna be Australian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:49:19 No.27100928 Report

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>>27100639
Because the stereotype is that we're actual human beings who live in the real world instead of on 4chan being assholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:51:32 No.27100951 Report

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>>27093356
team valor can fuck off kike

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:56:19 No.27101015 Report

Quoted By: >>27102026 >>27110059

>>27093393
I live in Georgia saying, "Hey man, mind if I snag one?" Isn't a rude thing to say. It's pretty friendly here, so long as the other guy didn't dump his charisma ability score.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:58:39 No.27101050 Report

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>team valor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 17:14:51 No.27102026 Report

Quoted By: >>27102660

>>27101015
I live in GA and nobody says "Hey man, mind if I snag one?" Are you autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 17:14:59 No.27102030 Report

Quoted By: >>27102910 >>27109320

>>27100639

Except OP is claiming Valor.

Maybe, just maybe, it's the individuals? Or maybe the color red attracts aggressive individuals?

>almost went Valor myself
>prefer Articuno over the other birds
>went Mystic for this reason alone
>roommate also went Mystic, likes blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 17:37:08 No.27102357 Report

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>>27100639
All the Mystic people I have seen so far have been cool as fuck.

We have a sense of community and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 17:40:51 No.27102407 Report

Quoted By: >>27102712

>>27093356
You weren't entitled to free gatorade because you're both on the same fictional pokemon team. Mystic dude and gatorade guy were just being rational. You're still in the real world, not on a pokemon journey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 17:59:28 No.27102660 Report

Quoted By: >>27102732 >>27105292 >>27105701

>>27102026
Not even me but it seems like a pretty normal thing to say. Who the fuck gets butthurt over "hey man can I snag one?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:02:39 No.27102712 Report

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>>27102407
>Mfw I still haven't gotten my free bike voucher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:03:41 No.27102732 Report

Quoted By: >>27103622

>>27102660
Someone who says "Hey man can I snag one" has no grasp on day to day life.

Someone this far from reality more than likely has autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:13:32 No.27102910 Report

Quoted By: >>27103645 >>27109320 >>27113949

>>27102030
>likes Articuno and/or the color blue

Seems to be the reasoning for most of us Mystics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:15:50 No.27102949 Report

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We all know niggers only take and not hand out donations. This is coming from a fellow floridian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:51:23 No.27103513 Report

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This is now a valor thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:58:36 No.27103622 Report

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>>27102732
>Someone who says "Hey man can I snag one" has no grasp on day to day life.
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 18:59:50 No.27103645 Report

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>>27102910
i let my eevee decide
mt eevee evolved into vaporeon, so i joined Mystic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:02:01 No.27103688 Report

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>>27100639

Because everyone in Mystic and Instinct likes shitting on Valor, and we Valors aren't petty enough to return fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:05:41 No.27103745 Report

Quoted By: >>27114253

>>27093356
I hate how things are put into separate groups like this anyways. Why can't everyone just get the fuck along?

I'm human, you're human, let's just fucking play pokemon. Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:25:37 No.27104075 Report

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>>27093356
>Not just tag teaming him and taking his property as your own

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:37:39 No.27104282 Report

Quoted By: >>27105175 >>27105206

Question:

I just hit level 5, and dunno what i can do at a gym.
I get that im too low a level to take it, but in ingress we were always able to interact with enemy portals to get items; seeing as this is almost a reskin of ingress using the same locations and pics from portals to pokestops, i figure theres a mechanic im missing..
Doesnt seem like i can do anything but fight..

>Do i want to fight knowing ill lose?
>does it make it easier for the next guy?
>is there a way to still get items from it?
>also, what happens if i come across a gym owned by my team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:44:49 No.27104403 Report

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>had blue back in the day
>articuno is my favorite of the three

HOWEVER, Instinct has the objective best design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:56:16 No.27104568 Report

Quoted By: >>27105253 >>27109131 >>27114333

Share some love for valor here too.

>walk around in park
>city filled with reds
>today some strong blues and instincts came in
>6 gyms 2 taken by each team now
>finally im not the only instinct
>sit down a bench that also is a pokestop
>6 guys come by sit down and throw a lure
>thisbetterbegood.jpg
>"hey man what team you in?"
>o-oh im instinct
>haha we are all valors
>fuck
>"how is your gym doing?"
>tell them how i got kicked out 6 times by the same valor guy
>"oh yeah that lv16 one? He seems to be a shady guy running around at 2am fucking the other teams gyms"
>other guy tells about the two gyms claimed by instinct
>we keep talking about some minor stuff like what stuff means in go
>"yellows seem pretty chill. I hope this guy doesnt destroy your gyms too." others agree
>share food and Drinks for some time
>they need to go but tell me their usernames
>five minutes later the blue gym next to the yellow got claimed by those guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:00:43 No.27104646 Report

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>>27100639

There's a group of Valor assholes that basically run all the gyms and have a goddamn system set up to ensure that no one else controls it for more than like half an hour.

The rest of them are cool though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:02:42 No.27104684 Report

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>walk up to a pokestop that was my fav portal in Ingress
>a tombstone from 1709
>i submitted that portal myself and its got my keychain sitting on top
>held on to that portal for 161 days back in Ingress and got an achievement for it
>theres a guy sitting there
>hes team Valor Red, which makes sense cuz hes a firefighter and still wearing his dept's shirt
>says he totes around with about 30 guys and their wives taking the local area
>really nice guy
>says its only red vs blue in my area

I picked yellow right after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:12:18 No.27104851 Report

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>>27100639
That's Mysticfags false flagging as Valor.

Valor and Instinct bros are, in my experience, chill af and bros.

The Mysticfags I see are mostly children and fedoras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:26:23 No.27105103 Report

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>>27093356
AAYYOO
*screams while catching pokemon*
WEAK ASS WHITEYS FROM THE OTHERS TEAMS BAKA
*banters others in forums*
YO MAN CAN U GIBSMESOMEDAT GATORADE
*acts all tough while playing pokemon*
LAME ASS MOFO WOULDNT GIVE ME SUM GATRADE BUT U COOL
*spits on the sidewalk*

geez

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:30:53 No.27105175 Report

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>>27104282
Don't fight gyms that you know you'll lose against unless it's your own team, fighting your own teams gym will boost its prestige and if it's boosted enough another spot will open for your Pokemon to join the gym. Up to 10 people can have a Pokemon in a gym at one time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:32:58 No.27105206 Report

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>>27104282
You can use up to six pokemon to try to take a gym. If you beat all the pokemon there it will lose points and the level will go down a certain amount. Once it has been beaten enough times to hit zero, it's free for claiming.
At friendly gyms it's the opposite. You can fight to train and each time you win the gym will gain more exp and the level will eventually build it. The higher level the gym the more pokemon can be placed there.

You can only get items from pokestops but you can gain exp from winning battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:35:26 No.27105234 Report

Quoted By: >>27105322

>>27093356
Maybe it means literally nothing and it's just typical autistic organizing that's making everyone be faggots about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:36:40 No.27105253 Report

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>>27104568

Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:38:21 No.27105271 Report

Quoted By: >>27105317

>>27093356
>Maybe we can all be friends
You socially retarded autistic fucks who have never set foot past your car door before this game came out trying to make friends with me or talk to me are EXACTLY the reason why I stopped playing it after like two days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:39:42 No.27105292 Report

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>>27102660
If you stupid retards actually interacted with society in the real world before this shit app came out, you'd realize how fucking autistic you look

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:41:08 No.27105317 Report

Quoted By: >>27106870

>>27105271
"YOU'RE NOT ON THE SAME TEAM AS ME!"

i've just stopped telling people my team cause everyone takes it so damn personal that i'm mystic. it's a stylistic preference on a fucking mobile app.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:41:30 No.27105319 Report

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>>27093356
I saw this same post on normiebook. Daily reminder mystic is the normie propaganda team, while Instinct is the Reddit fedora tipping team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:41:43 No.27105322 Report

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>>27105234
yesterday a valor lesbo tried flirt me
this is my story
:/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:04:38 No.27105649 Report

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>>27093356
Because we mystic's aren't assholes.We just wanna have fun with other pokemon trainers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:08:18 No.27105701 Report

Quoted By: >>27115025

>>27102660
It's fucking rude and it's hilarious you're accidentally revealing how socially inept you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:13:59 No.27106870 Report

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>>27105317
hey
look how heated people get over sport teams and wtf is that even based on other than random choice since local teams are made up of bought-players from elsewhere and people dont even go for them often enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:01:57 No.27109131 Report

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>>27104568
I feel the same way about Instinct. I tend to leave their shit alone. Blues are the real menace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:06:09 No.27109204 Report

Quoted By: >>27110126

>coworker tells me about a spot near my house with 3 pokestops that people set up lures at
>go there today
>group of 10 or so people already there
>all of them team Mystic
>group of guys immediately offers me a bench seat in the shade
>we shoot the shit while catching Pokemon for a couple hours
>they let me use their mobile battery thing to charge my phone when it's about to die

Mystics are pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:10:04 No.27109242 Report

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>>27093356
>buy a bunch of drinks for my fridge
>complete stranger begins talking to me
>asks to have something of mine for free
i'd do the same. fuck off you selfish shit. you're not entitled to anything of his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:12:21 No.27109275 Report

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>crip team
>4 gyms within a 10 block radius of me
>all 4 are mystic

feelsgudmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:16:23 No.27109320 Report

Quoted By:

>>27102030
>>27102910
This. Being from Texas I figured ice types would be few and far between, plus Articuno is my favorite bird as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:06:47 No.27109980 Report

Quoted By: >>27110068 >>27111101

>app freezes where it looks like im still walking but i cant interact or rotate the screen
>app freezes when i catch a pokemon and its just a pokeball sitting there with no way out other than closing the app
>restarting after one of these requires signing back in all all the settings are reset to default

anyone else getting this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:08:32 No.27110013 Report

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>>27093356
Made up as fuck. Kek. 1/10. You damn mystic tards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:10:57 No.27110059 Report

Quoted By: >>27110437

>>27101015
You Georgians sound like assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:12:03 No.27110068 Report

Quoted By: >>27110105 >>27111101

>>27109980
yep, this exact same shit

all

the

damn

time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:14:02 No.27110105 Report

Quoted By: >>27111101

>>27110068
i lost out on some good catches and it happened constantly when i went to a park just to catch some water types. Couldnt keep the app running for 2 min, or id walk around aimlessly around water, feel the vibration, but at that point its frozen and i just have to restart..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:14:49 No.27110126 Report

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>>27109204
exact same fucking thing happened to me except valor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:29:52 No.27110437 Report

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>>27110059
The area around Georgia and Tennessee has like the least assholes on the east side of the US.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:31:56 No.27110491 Report

Quoted By: >>27110639

>valorbros plot to take over gyms and work together
>mysticucks and instinctards call this "being an asshole"

the pokemon go community is so trash

can't wait until people start calling others toxic because they took over their gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:34:17 No.27110547 Report

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Every mystic I've encountered has been a numale or overweight woman.

How is this even possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:36:07 No.27110587 Report

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>Be Me
Stopped reading right there.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:37:21 No.27110616 Report

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>>27100639

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:38:34 No.27110639 Report

Quoted By: >>27110660

>>27110491

We all know there's not actually any difference between the teams' behavior, right? That it's completely arbitrary which each of us chose, and doesn't reflect anything about how we play?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:39:25 No.27110660 Report

Quoted By: >>27112388

>>27110639
We do know Mystic is the most popular team on reddit.

Derive from that what you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:42:12 No.27110711 Report

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>Be Me
>Playing Pokemon Go in Local Park
>Hot as fuck cuz fuck Florida
>Team Mystic cuz I like ice types
>Talking to fellow mystic
>See that he has like 20 Gatorades in a bag
>"Hey man can I snag one?"
>gofuckyourself.jpg
>Team Valor guy walks up
>Offers to buy one off the guy
>Pays the guy 2 bucks for a Gatorade
>Hands it to me
>Instant Friendship

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 01:42:39 No.27110722 Report

Quoted By:

>>27093356
>Drinking disgusting sugar water
He was trying to do you a favor
Mystic was sabotaging you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 02:05:39 No.27111101 Report

Quoted By: >>27111146

>>27109980
>>27110068
>>27110105
Google is extremely inexperienced with a game and traffic like Pokemon Go.

Niantic should have went with Amazon servers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 02:08:34 No.27111146 Report

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>>27111101

Despite not owning it anymore, Google is still a major investor in Niantic, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 02:57:17 No.27112034 Report

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Still better than Geocache and since gym control doesnt mean much, its better in a way than Ingress.
If only it functioned as well as ingress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:02:38 No.27112172 Report

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>>27093356
>overcharging autist playing a shitty mobile game for Gatorade

That's fucking smart shit. Great fucking idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:13:29 No.27112388 Report

Quoted By: >>27113238

>>27110660
Then what's the most popular team on 4chan, faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:02:08 No.27113238 Report

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>>27112388
From what I've seen, also Mystic.

Buncha faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:39:36 No.27113949 Report

Quoted By: >>27114278

>>27102910
I read the word "analyze" and insta-clicked.

Yellow = intuition (feelers)
Blue = analyzers (thinkers)
Red = emotion (feelers)

Plus Articuno is not just best Kanto bird legend, Articuno is best Legendary hands down.

Plus I'm a Blue version guy.

The choice was overwhelmingly Mystic on every level for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:54:13 No.27114253 Report

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>>27103745
What they really need to do is introduce an NPC villain faction, and another landmark type- villain hideout. PoGOers team up at a hideout to battle them & take it down, erecting a new Pokestop in its place.

New hideouts pop up occasionally/reclaim Pokestops that must be rescued.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:55:22 No.27114278 Report

Quoted By: >>27114493

>>27113949
>chose for analyze
>likes articuno
>likes blue
You are a trifecta of faggotry, aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:58:10 No.27114333 Report

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>>27104568
>He seems to be a shady guy running around at 2am fucking the other teams gyms
Poor sap with a rough work schedule perhaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 05:05:44 No.27114493 Report

Quoted By:

>>27114278
You got me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 05:08:09 No.27114529 Report

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>>27093393
yeah, that would be fine in vermont too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 05:23:58 No.27114784 Report

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Fuck this is better than Ingress

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 05:38:46 No.27115025 Report

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>>27105701
It sounds dumb but it's nowhere close to rude, you're a delusional autist if you actually believe what you're saying.

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