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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:22:27 No.27104025 View View Reply Original Report

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Is this true /vp/ ?
inb4
>follows poketuber on instagram
I saw this picture on twitter, one guy that I follow posted it
Also which team is the best team?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:25:29 No.27104070 Report

Quoted By: >>27104189 >>27104315 >>27104336 >>27104736 >>27106442

>Team Valor
>Filthy racists

checks out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:26:13 No.27104080 Report

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>>27104025
Yes
Blue for life familia

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:29:06 No.27104136 Report

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>>27104025
Holy shit why isn't there a comparison chart that doesn't make the side they're biased with look like a gang of ass fingerinering cross eyed snake fuckers. Like I love the competition between the three but no side is admitting they're all autistic losers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:29:58 No.27104150 Report

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not harsh enough on valor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:30:09 No.27104152 Report

Quoted By: >>27104190 >>27104219 >>27104714

despite being mystic, here's some negative stuff about mystic because i like self criticism
>stuck up, and obsessive
>picked a womanlet who is shorter than candela despite wearing heeled boots
>contrarian towards everything
>insufferable hipster

mystic appeals to me because it reminds me of myself, be it negative or positive, i am who i am and my eeveelution was vaporeon so i picked mystic

there is no "best team" anon, there only is "your favorite team"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:31:12 No.27104174 Report

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"team x are autists, team y are neckbeard cunts, team z are normies and bros"

~everyone about the team they obviously picked

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:31:18 No.27104175 Report

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>>27104025
From what I've seen in real life, everyone from every team is pretty cool.

On the internet, every team is full of shitheads. But that's par for the course, really.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:32:10 No.27104189 Report

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>>27104070

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:32:13 No.27104190 Report

Quoted By: >>27104243

>>27104152
I'm not a hipster, or a contrarian though.

I picked mystic because I like the color blue and articuno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:33:04 No.27104206 Report

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in my town
mystics are friends
instinct are cool guys
valor are normies and hockey players.

desu im still waiting for a cool valor guy to show up, i dont want to see any team in a bad light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:33:48 No.27104219 Report

Quoted By: >>27104296 >>27106389

>>27104152
>womanlet
How is that even a thing?Isn't short height just a normal attractive feminine feature?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:35:40 No.27104243 Report

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>>27104190
Those negative traits belong to me, i guess my projection is also a negative trait of mine, too.

i also am a bio major and what team mystic aspires to do is pokemon biology, anything that has to do with science attracts me like a magnet over a pile of iron

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:36:36 No.27104262 Report

Quoted By: >>27104409

>>27104025
>Valor
>Deep south: the team
>Puts ketchup on steak
You could not have fucked this up worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:38:33 No.27104296 Report

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>>27104219
She's a bit too short though, at least for me, I am 1.91, and dreaming about because i'll never get a gf unless its another Mystic trainer. having a 1.50 gf is off-putting for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:38:56 No.27104302 Report

Quoted By: >>27104357

OP here,
I picked instinct.
Every gym in my town is instinct.
Haven't really met any players

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:39:05 No.27104304 Report

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>>27104025
Absolutely true team mystic for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:39:25 No.27104315 Report

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>>27104070
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:40:45 No.27104336 Report

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>>27104070
team valor here and literally almost spat my coffee out at this picture. holy fuck that made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:40:45 No.27104337 Report

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it was obviously made by someone on team mystic, and from my experience so far, all the teenage normies are blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:42:04 No.27104357 Report

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>>27104302
this for me too, maybe being in turkey is a reason
>every gym around me is instinct, and has fire types
>i am like the only mystic in my area
>all i do is lower their prestige and annoy shit out of them because i live right next to a monument, no need to spoof
comfy but also worrying
what if they get grass-electric types

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:43:09 No.27104376 Report

Quoted By: >>27104402 >>27104424

Rights lads I've installed the game early and there's only one other kid in my area who it and he owns all the gyms. I was originally gonna go Instinct but he's Instinct and I need to kick his ass.

Mystic or Valor?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:44:43 No.27104402 Report

Quoted By: >>27104441

>>27104376
Which one did you like more?
We shouldn't decide for you anon, it's your choice.
Maybe get some eevees and let her eeveelution decide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:45:12 No.27104409 Report

Quoted By: >>27104432 >>27106429 >>27106471

>>27104262
>puts ketchup on steak
>bad thing

Native New Yorke here, there is literally nothing wrong with ketchup on steak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:46:38 No.27104424 Report

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>>27104376
Go Valor. Whenever valor takes gyms, people get very mad.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:47:03 No.27104432 Report

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>>27104409
this is why team mystic should rule every gyms near restaurants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:47:04 No.27104433 Report

Quoted By: >>27104495 >>27106286 >>27106525

From what I've found among my friends but not strangers:
>Mystic
People who only played Gen 1 and think PokéGo is a neat idea, but shit talk new mons.
>Instinct
People who are somewhat into Pokémon. They don't shittalk new gens. Pretty cool guys.
>Valor
Hardcore Pokéfans, in it for the long run. Secretly carry a 3DS and hope to trade. Waiting for SM to launch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:47:54 No.27104441 Report

Quoted By: >>27104482 >>27104484

>>27104402
I wish there was a global map so I could see what color the center of town is without spending 2 hours on the bus

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:50:31 No.27104482 Report

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>>27104441
There could be a 3rd party app for it. No way Niantic would implement something handy like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:50:31 No.27104484 Report

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>>27104441
Well, Ingress has a map of territory controlled by teams, so I wouldn't be surprised if PokeGO gets one as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:51:11 No.27104495 Report

Quoted By: >>27104523 >>27104683

>>27104433
from observation in my area
>Valor
normies
>Mystic
children
>Instinct
autists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:52:54 No.27104523 Report

Quoted By: >>27104683

>>27104495
my area
>mystic
no one but me
>instinct
literally everyone
>valor
autists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 19:56:56 No.27104574 Report

Quoted By: >>27104683

In my town
>Blue
Nerds but not necessarily all that deep into Pokémon
>Yellow
Stoner normalfags that will drop the game in a week
>Red
There's a red team?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:02:39 No.27104683 Report

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>>27104495
>>27104523
>>27104574

Funny how it changes from place to place. Valor and Mystic each both have double the population than Instinct here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:04:18 No.27104714 Report

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>>27104152
I just like the color blue. Also red is for communists and I must purge them from my city. Yellow is almost non-existent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:05:37 No.27104736 Report

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>>27104070
I only joined Valor because my area was dominated by blue and yellow gyms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:05:51 No.27104739 Report

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I joined Mystic for Tumblr chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:07:44 No.27104766 Report

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>>27104025
i know it's untrue because its blue team, not red, that are the fedora tippers.

also yellow team is best team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:10:10 No.27104812 Report

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>>27104025
>Valor is full of autists
>Instinct is full of idiots
>Mystic is full of arrogant snobs

Mystic all the way

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:10:20 No.27104815 Report

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INSTINCT RULES MYSTIC DROOLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 20:20:21 No.27105011 Report

Quoted By: >>27107049

>Valor
Chad bros, cool guys, genuinely good players

>Mystic
Nerds, Shuttins, Geeks

>Yellowfags
Butthurt, mad virgins who think they're unique snowflakes and spend their time making charts and memes justifying their choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:44:02 No.27106286 Report

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>>27104433
I agree with this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:45:41 No.27106310 Report

Quoted By: >>27106329

Anyone else just pick their team because of the Gen 1 game they played first way back when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:46:44 No.27106329 Report

Quoted By: >>27106363

>>27106310
I did

I even picked the same starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:48:34 No.27106363 Report

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>>27106329
Exactly! So did I!

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:49:55 No.27106389 Report

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>>27104219
Short women are inferior in every way. They don't age as well and when they put on weight they look alot worse. Also short women dont have those sexy long legs that tall women have

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:50:22 No.27106394 Report

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>>27104025
>Not calling it pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:52:32 No.27106429 Report

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>>27104409
what the fuck is wrong with you

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:53:10 No.27106442 Report

Quoted By: >>27107076

>>27104025
>>27104070
Forgot to mention that Valor also drink nothing but Natural Ice beer. Like I've yet to see a Valor member not swiging down gallons of Natural Ice every few minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:53:25 No.27106449 Report

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>Valor
Genuinely autistic people that are most likely redditors trying to blend in

>Mystic
I don't fucking know.

Instict:
I don't fucking know.

If you're on Red team please end your life or stop being so loud and insufferable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:54:39 No.27106471 Report

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>>27104409
>New Yorker
He doesn't speak for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:58:01 No.27106525 Report

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>>27104433
Bah. I've been talking to strangers only (because I have no friends) and there is no correlation between team and Poke-fan-itude. And for the record, I'm Mystic, and absolutely adore the newer gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 21:58:37 No.27106533 Report

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>>27104025
Where I am all the Mystic are the LoL players. They take it very seriously. Valor tends to be a big variety because they're the most popular. Instinct is a rare sight. I have the highest combat power in my area, alongside another Red I see now and again, but I try to keep no more than 10 gyms as there's nothing to gain from having more. I'll kick blues out and let yellows move in, as long as they don't take one of mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:01:17 No.27106588 Report

Quoted By: >>27106652 >>27106678

>Tfw I'm Valor and a couple of my friends are too
>Tfw a few more of my friends are Mystic
>Tfw we still mob together a lot, dividing the town between us, to ensure filthy Instinct sub-human shits don't take anything
>Tfw we never attack each other's gyms if we know we have buds in there

Who /Valostic/ here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:03:00 No.27106631 Report

Quoted By: >>27106688

>>27104025
>stands up for the little guy
>disses based instinct
get fucked ttar hypocrite piss lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:03:22 No.27106637 Report

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>>27104025
nevermind that fag

team instinct is best, even though the game isn't even available in my country yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:04:06 No.27106652 Report

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>Red
Stannis the mannis
>Blue
bastard jon snu
>Yellow
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>27106588
>Autistic

but yeah valor > mystic >>> yellow piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:05:12 No.27106678 Report

Quoted By: >>27106776

>>27106588
>not gathering all your friends together and talking them into joining your desired team

This is why red turboautists and fedorafag blues aren't leaders and not based asf.

#TeamInstinct rolling 10 deep pham

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:05:32 No.27106688 Report

Quoted By: >>27106768

>>27106631
but mystic IS the little guy there
just look how tall they are
even if blanche tried to stand up for anyone, she wouldn't be intimidating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:09:28 No.27106768 Report

Quoted By: >>27106899

>>27106688
get fucked, no one is yellow, the team itself is the little guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:09:47 No.27106776 Report

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>>27106678
And yet gyms seem to elude your kind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:12:55 No.27106847 Report

Quoted By: >>27106888 >>27106913

Man, I just chose Valor because they had the hottest silhouette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:14:41 No.27106888 Report

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>>27106847
typical valorfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:15:13 No.27106899 Report

Quoted By: >>27107065

>>27106768
no shit mr sherlock, it's correct that no one is instinct, just making a cheap joke out of char silouettes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:15:42 No.27106913 Report

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>>27106847
I chose Valor because I assumed it'd be the most popular and wanted to have some big gyms with folk around here. Figured kids would go for blue because it's blue. I was right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:21:38 No.27107049 Report

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>>27105011
Valor Forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:22:02 No.27107065 Report

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>>27106899
>cheap
no kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:22:43 No.27107076 Report

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>>27106442
But I drink Golden Monkey, from Victory Brewing, a 9.5% triple ale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:23:18 No.27107093 Report

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>>27104025
>everyone who isn't on my team is subhuman scum
mystics, everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:25:27 No.27107146 Report

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>Being Valor
I bet you think Gryffindor is the best Hogwarts house too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:32:30 No.27107317 Report

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>>27104025
Anyone else choose Valor because that silhouette looks like Candela is a qt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:36:45 No.27107442 Report

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Valor seems most full of filthy casuals, normies, and redditors.

Mystic seems for betafags, loners, and fat pathetic virgins.

Instinct seems full of tryhards, autists, and aspies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 22:57:59 No.27107931 Report

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>>27104025

Fucking autists jesus christ. It means absolutely nothing. Also I never see red team shit posting. They're probably too busy living their lives and enjoying the game. I regret yellow.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 00:05:29 No.27109194 Report

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>>27104025
>holds the door
>wears fedora
>post from twitter
>whole thread full of 9gag level maymays and shitposting

Holy shit and I thought about calming down others when they cried out about all these normies, but damn, they were right.

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