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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 02:55:22 No.27111993 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27112105 >>27112222 >>27113110 >>27113293

>So I'm sure most of you have heard about this new Po-KUH-mon Go app out now on the iOS and Google Play app stores...

>wild applause and hooting/hollering from normies

>And it's got plenty of people nerdin' out now, trying to catch them all and be the very best that ever was. So with all of that in mind, I'd like to get to the Po-KUH-mon Go edition Tonight Show superlatives!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 02:59:57 No.27112105 Report

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>>27111993
Our first Pokémon tonight is Bulbasaur. It was voted "Most Likely to Be Defended by Autists in Starter Threads!" Can you believe that? Onto the next one!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:02:20 No.27112167 Report

Quoted By: >>27113293

Our first Pokémon tonight is Bulbasaur. It was voted "Most Likely to Be Defended by Autists in Starter Threads!" Can you believe that? Onto the next one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:04:50 No.27112222 Report

Quoted By: >>27112297

>>27111993
>Po-KUH-mon
Well... at least it's not being pronounced "Po-kee-mon."

That's a fucking acute E, not a long E. It's there purely to specify the pronunciation, people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:06:01 No.27112248 Report

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Next up is the perennial favorite Charizard! It ended up with the title "Most Likely to have a Completely Trash Mega Evo!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:07:03 No.27112262 Report

Quoted By: >>27113293

Next up, we have Omastar, voted "Best Source of Nightmare Fuel!" Absolutely incredible!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:07:50 No.27112280 Report

Quoted By: >>27113293

Now we'll go to the perennial favorite, Charizard! It ended up with the title "Most Likely to have a Completely Trash Mega Evo!" Would you believe that, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:09:03 No.27112297 Report

Quoted By: >>27113157

>>27112222
It's "po-kee-mun"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:09:47 No.27112311 Report

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What's the point of this thread? Is someone trying to be funny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:12:04 No.27112352 Report

Quoted By: >>27113293

Now we'll skip a few ticks down the Po-KUH-dex to Jynx, a favorite of Lorelei! This beauty was voted "Most Likely to Crush Racial Stereotypes!" Wow, how inspiring! A model for women, girls, and
>PEOPLE
>OF
>COLOR
everywhere!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:12:49 No.27112372 Report

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it's fucking e as in エ learn japanese phonology you FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAFHiwoqer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:14:34 No.27112400 Report

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Now let's segway to Kangaskhan, the Parent Pok-UH-mon! She was voted "Most Likely to Butt-Bluster Smogonfags!" Wow, what a title!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:22:08 No.27112550 Report

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Now let's take a funny dig at the teams! Moltres, the mascot of Team Valor, was voted "Most Likely to be chosen by Fedora Edgelords!" Go-lly gee!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:25:07 No.27112619 Report

Quoted By: >>27113293

Zapdos, the legendary bird! A-According to some fan theories, the birds' names represent the first three numbers in the Spanish language! Anyways, this Team Instinct representative was voted "Most Likely to be Chosen by Chads and Mobile Gamers!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:27:49 No.27112679 Report

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Now finally, let's get to Articuno! This Mystic beast was voted "Most Likely to be Chosen by Social Outcasts and Failed Normies!" Hmm, who would have guessed that?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:39:12 No.27112890 Report

Quoted By: >>27113035

Both Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon led off tonight with Pokémon GO jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:49:41 No.27113035 Report

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>>27112890
How shitty were they?

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:51:05 No.27113052 Report

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>Po Guh Mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:52:47 No.27113086 Report

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Wow, it's pretty funny that this thread might be the least funny thing I've ever seen on this entire website.

Thank god you're a NEET and not a late night writer where you might actually be able to do some damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:54:07 No.27113110 Report

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>>27111993
IT'S 2015!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 03:57:56 No.27113157 Report

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>>27112297
po kay mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:05:22 No.27113293 Report

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>>27111993
>>27112167
>>27112262
>>27112280
>>27112352
>>27112400
>>27112550
>>27112619

You really suck at this. I bet you spent a week writing up this garbage in microsoft notepad and thoroughly reading it over and over to make sure it met your autistic level of funny. just fucking hang yourself you boring little faggot.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:13:15 No.27113465 Report

Quoted By: >>27113493

What the fuck did I just read

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 04:14:42 No.27113493 Report

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>>27113465
that was called autism

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