Attention anons of NYC.

My associates and I have formed a community of fellow "go-ers". We plan on monopolizing all of the valuable gyms and pokestops. In other words, in order for you to occupy the areas that matter, you will need our permission.

>What the fuck do you mean, anon?

It is exactly what you may be thinking right now. We are pimping this shit. Our organization is the Long Neck Brigade. It is a community made up of people from across the 5 boroughs and we have nearly 200 members.
More than enough to dominate manhattan. Hell, even as I time this, my comrades are bringing glory to the blue. All my fellow blue men will have no need to worry. You are free to do as you please.

But for the others...all you may expect is heavy taxation.


The time has come. This is our formal declaration of dominance in the city of NY. Try to oppose us, but fail, you will.

We will run this shit.

Thank you for your time and understanding.


-Comrade XxSampsonxX