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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:35:17 No.27125992 View View Reply Original Report

You have 10 seconds to explain why you didn't join Team Valor. If you did, good for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:36:06 No.27126007 Report

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>>27125992
I don't drink enough Natty Ice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:36:29 No.27126011 Report

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>>27125992
I'm not at level 5 yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:37:23 No.27126029 Report

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>>27125992

I like Zapdos more than Moltres

Anyone who picked their team for any other reasons than it being their favorite bird / color is regarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:38:40 No.27126049 Report

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>>27125992
Because team mystic is for the elites.

Valor is just a bunch of MLP magic the gathering playing fedoras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:39:17 No.27126060 Report

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>>27126029
Regarded in which ways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:39:17 No.27126061 Report

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>>27126011
this and I never will

no mobile internet is a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:42:40 No.27126125 Report

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>>27126060
As shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:43:19 No.27126134 Report

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>>27126060
Regarded as a moron, I'm assuming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 19:55:57 No.27126363 Report

Quoted By: >>27127431

because Instinct is better, and so is Zapdos. You guys are just dimestore Mockingjays.

Chameran

Chameran Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:01:22 No.27126453 Report

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>>27125992
because my fav color is blue, and my fav bird is articuno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:02:38 No.27126480 Report

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>>27125992
Zapdos is, as a Pokemon, just better than Moltres and Articuno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:06:14 No.27126542 Report

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Requesting team valor blood picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:07:30 No.27126576 Report

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>>27125992
Because I like Zapdos more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:09:07 No.27126605 Report

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>>27125992
>A rubber chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:10:17 No.27126626 Report

Quoted By: >>27128085

Team Mystic is talking about evolutions.
I'm assuming this will have to do with future updates.
I'm rather a collector than a fighter so I prefer faster evolution to simple power ups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:10:37 No.27126633 Report

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I like articuno better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:11:10 No.27126642 Report

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I don't want to join team reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:12:51 No.27126670 Report

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I'm not retarded. Mystic is best team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:15:23 No.27126719 Report

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There's a lack of yellow in my city, I like Zapdos more than Moltres, and my brother was already on Team Valor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:17:15 No.27126756 Report

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I always pick the blue game, might as well pick the blue team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:18:43 No.27126783 Report

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>>27125992
Because Team Valor is autistic fedora tipping edgelords

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:20:16 No.27126815 Report

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>>27126642
Lol, team mystic is the reddit team of choice, and most of them call valor a bunch of racists and bullies. Seems like mystic is full of libtards, while instinct just kinda...exists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:20:43 No.27126824 Report

Quoted By: >>27126903

Instinct>Mystic>level 4->shit>Valor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:23:02 No.27126878 Report

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>>27125992
I just joined Valor because the representative was a shadow female.
>I don't get new waifu
DROPPED

I.E.Brah<konakona> !YoUfAGSgo2

I.E.Brah<konakona> !YoUfAGSgo2 Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:24:12 No.27126903 Report

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>>27126824
Jealousy is a woman's trait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:32:43 No.27127070 Report

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Blue is a nicer color.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:34:21 No.27127102 Report

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>>27125992
I picked Mystic because I like Articuno best, and I didn't want to risk there being some link between team choice and getting the legendary birds. I wish I had gone Instinct because all my friends are Instinct. I'd be down with a paid switch option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:36:10 No.27127141 Report

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>>27125992
But valor sucks asshole doesn't it? I thought that was general knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:38:57 No.27127191 Report

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>>27126061
I've caught 6 without leaving my house. Go into a city and do a McDonald's crawl or some shit. Buses here have free wifi too, so I was thinking about just sitting on them all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:45:38 No.27127343 Report

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Are we the baddies?

Valor4lyfe
RED OR DEAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:46:48 No.27127368 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:48:20 No.27127400 Report

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>>27125992
>Zapdos is best for competitive
>Articuno is the best aesthetically
>Moltres is a shittier talonflame and a rubber chicken on fire
Gee I guess why I didn't join the worst team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:49:52 No.27127431 Report

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>>27126363
>hunger games

how does it feel being 15

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:51:04 No.27127454 Report

Quoted By: >>27127645

TEAM VALOR'S LEADER LOOKED LIKE A QT SO I CHOSE HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:51:33 No.27127466 Report

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Because I don't have autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:52:05 No.27127478 Report

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>>27127400
>Articuno is the best aesthetically

nice opinion fagtron

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:53:24 No.27127495 Report

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The best way of leveling up is to evolve several pokemon while you have a lucky egg up. The way most people get strong pokemon is catching a pokemon near its CP max and evolving it. You're all team Mystic deep down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:54:03 No.27127507 Report

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>>27125992
Moltres (and zapdos) are trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:54:19 No.27127509 Report

Quoted By: >>27127524

>>27127478
Articuno is the most popular because of its design, it's a fact. Stay mad valorfag.
The only reason there are people in valor is because red is a favourite color of many people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:55:10 No.27127524 Report

Quoted By: >>27128613

>>27127509
>Articuno is the most popular because of its design, it's a fact

It's literally an opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 20:56:04 No.27127538 Report

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>>27125992
yellow was my first game
Plus moltres looks like shit
and everyone and their grandmas are on blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:00:58 No.27127645 Report

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>>27127454
>looks like a qt
>literally a sillhouette

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:03:37 No.27127698 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:08:49 No.27127820 Report

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>>27126903
What reason is there to be jealous?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:09:13 No.27127832 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:10:53 No.27127872 Report

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I am not a faggot :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:11:40 No.27127890 Report

Quoted By: >>27127936

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:13:18 No.27127930 Report

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why is team yellow the retard choice

why am I a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:13:36 No.27127936 Report

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>>27127890
butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:14:37 No.27127960 Report

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>>27127645
you can see some tiddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:17:55 No.27128025 Report

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>>27127832
I hate valor now more than ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:20:44 No.27128085 Report

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>>27126626
It would be very uncharacteristic of Niantic to give different advantages to the teams later on. Ingress teams had little backstory blurbs too but it had no effect on gameplay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:21:50 No.27128101 Report

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>>27125992
>what team do you want senpai?
>Just fuck my shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:23:33 No.27128131 Report

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>>27125992
Because i don't play Pokemon Go

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:24:59 No.27128166 Report

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It was my second choice behind Zapdos, or, Battery Jesus.

The point is, that Blue, Mystic, Articuno worshipers are fags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:27:52 No.27128231 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:28:27 No.27128245 Report

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>>27125992
>unironically supportin team reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhhk6Gia48

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:28:55 No.27128259 Report

Quoted By: >>27128291

Why are team Valorfags so insufferable?

They are so fucking arrogant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:29:22 No.27128269 Report

Quoted By: >>27128306

>>27125992
Because Moltres looks like a rubber chicken and Ho-Oh is superior in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:30:12 No.27128291 Report

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>>27128259
Because when they are not masturbating in their mothers basement they are shitposting on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:30:57 No.27128306 Report

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>>27128269
Even Talonflame is better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:31:39 No.27128320 Report

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>>27128085
As ugly and insufferable as it looks, I'd STILL rather be yellow memebro than an anthropomorphic fedora or a normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:33:12 No.27128347 Report

Quoted By: >>27128363 >>27128390

>>27128231
I like this idea.

Lugia is best bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:34:04 No.27128363 Report

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>>27128347
Lugia is no Ho-Oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:35:38 No.27128390 Report

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>>27128347
When they release gen 2 pokemon they'll make new teams.

Team Rainbow and Team Pimphands

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:36:22 No.27128405 Report

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Young children (mostly preteen and teenaged boys) join yellow because they are still maturing into adult men.

Fedora wearing kissless virgin ledditards join red because they see boobs.

Mature and we'll adjusted adults who are in long term relationships (men and women) join blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:36:39 No.27128410 Report

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>>27127191
>all day

>spending your whole day on pokemon go

Yeah, no thanks. My social anxiety is bad enough, having to look like a creep with his phone out all day walking around a mcdonalds is way over the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:36:54 No.27128419 Report

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>>27125992
I'm not fourteen years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:38:43 No.27128450 Report

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I'm not a faggot
Team Mystic forever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:42:12 No.27128517 Report

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there was a gym down the road from me that was run by team valor so i chose mystic to be a pro, plus articuno is best then zapdos then
moltres

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:43:48 No.27128546 Report

Quoted By: >>27128574 >>27128664

>>27126029
>not picking your team based on which version of gen1 you played as a kid
either youre regarded or underage

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:44:23 No.27128554 Report

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Because that stupid fire chicken is retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:45:42 No.27128574 Report

Quoted By: >>27128604

>>27128546
What if we played all three versions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:46:48 No.27128604 Report

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>>27128574
>being that kid
I guess autists will create their own reasons regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:47:18 No.27128613 Report

Quoted By: >>27129506

>>27127524
Facts about statistics of opinions are facts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:49:09 No.27128642 Report

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Valor - childish tryhards
Mystic - Fedora edgelords
Instinct - Yuppies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:50:22 No.27128664 Report

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>>27128546
I played red, but I didn't want to be on the same team as a bunch of faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:50:37 No.27128671 Report

Quoted By: >>27128736 >>27128850

>>27126815
Pretty much this.

Mystic are elitist morons who can't back up their statements besides with droves of low CP Pokemon. Most of them I've met chose it because they're obsessed with the color blue or they think they're wise for picking the "wisdom" team.

Instinct is apparently "le Reddit team" when in reality it really isn't. They've all been pretty chill so far, and none of their gyms are absolute shit, even if they're scarce. I respect Instinct because they talk less shit than any team while still pushing for results.

Most of the Valor players I come across take the game way too fucking seriously, but their gyms are only halfway decent. All the weird shit about "burning a path through the dark and taking what is ours" makes me regret picking them. Still better than Mystic because they're more "walk" than "talk" from my experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 21:54:36 No.27128736 Report

Quoted By: >>27129269 >>27129346

>>27128671
In my experience, mysticfags are all bark and no bite. They lack good pokemon and so they have to wander around in groups of 5+ to take any gyms.

Meanwhile, I solo Mystic gyms on a regular basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:00:40 No.27128850 Report

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>>27128671
Instinct seems kinda edgy loner types, I say that as one. I'm alone in my town. I'll hang out with people at lures and talk friendly bants, but I go out driving alone at 3am to knock over all the gyms. I fight like the devil to hold'em too, even though I know back up will never come.

There aren't a lot of Zapbros, but they roll in like a storm when you least expect it. They're usually the quiet ones who are very determined to do what they came to do without getting too caught up in politics. Here for the game, not the X VS Y squabbles.

But that's just based on lurking the threads and observing the general trend of overcompensating for smaller numbers with alternate tactics. But I could always just be projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:07:49 No.27128998 Report

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JustinRPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:08:27 No.27129011 Report

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I'm not an idiot who thinks in dichotomies.

AKA Red and Blue fags.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:08:42 No.27129023 Report

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mysticfags to busy trying to shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:09:46 No.27129046 Report

Quoted By: >>27129168 >>27129204 >>27129295

NeoGAF has chosen Team Mystic to back
Reddit is likely full of Team Instinct
4chan backs Team Valor

Is the great war upon us

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:10:56 No.27129061 Report

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Because Articuno was my favorite of the 3

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:11:33 No.27129068 Report

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>>27129011

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:12:49 No.27129100 Report

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>>27125992
I like Articuno more than Moltres, and I value intelligence and strategy more than power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:12:59 No.27129106 Report

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because i prefer articuno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:14:24 No.27129146 Report

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Because my character had yellow clothing, and instinct would match him better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:15:13 No.27129160 Report

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>>27125992
because it's literally my mom's burning rubber chicken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:15:30 No.27129168 Report

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>>27129046

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:17:27 No.27129204 Report

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>>27129046
>NeoGAF has chosen Team Mystic to back
who is that, who even is that

>Reddit is likely full of Team Instinct
Mystics say Reddit is full of instincts, Instincts say the exact opposite thing.

>4chan backs Team Valor
4chan backs every day a different fucking team and you are shit for implying something different. We are all fucking clueless but you might be the dumbest motherfucker in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:19:56 No.27129258 Report

Quoted By: >>27129496

>>27127832
>Killed Hitler

Isn't that a bad thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:20:12 No.27129269 Report

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>>27128736
So what you're saying is people in mystic play a social game together and you go on your own and waste more resources to take gyms?

Wew lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:21:15 No.27129288 Report

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I like Articuno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:21:53 No.27129295 Report

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>>27129046
Every person I meet at lures mentions going to Reddit.

Every person I meet at lures is Red, with the occasional blue.

I am yellow. I am posting here and do not post on Reddit.

Gangwarfags of all colors are pretty much the worst. Friendly bants is one thing, but caring this much is actual autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:23:09 No.27129316 Report

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>>27126815
Woo! team instinct. we exsist alright.

and we are coming for your gyms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:23:43 No.27129328 Report

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blue is nice color, i wear a lot of blue, so i joined blue team
red can be okay sometimes, ketchup sucks
i've never been fond of anything yellow except mustard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:24:11 No.27129342 Report

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Because I'm not a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:24:14 No.27129346 Report

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>>27128736
>solo Mystic gyms on a regular basis
>big fucking deal since you are able to use at least twice as many mons as they
>you still potentially waste more resourcess than them while doing your shit alone agaist a huge mass of people

I almost seems like you're trying to brag about your stupidity. Also you seem to be fucking lonely, I feel bad for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:28:43 No.27129432 Report

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>>27128231
we arent in this gen yet go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:32:12 No.27129496 Report

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>>27129258
idk man, hitler killed hitler, so that means the fuhrer himself was team valor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2016 22:32:44 No.27129506 Report

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>>27128613
Yeah, but Articuno being aesthetically pleasing is an opinion

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