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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:52:29 No.27134975 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27135067 >>27135068 >>27135642 >>27136125 >>27137395 >>27137725 >>27138283 >>27138390 >>27138732 >>27138934

>people are hooking up, meeting significant others from pokemon go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:53:04 No.27134986 Report

Quoted By: >>27135032 >>27135758 >>27135903 >>27137745 >>27140154

>Your autistic obsession is mainstream again
>You're still being left behind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:55:03 No.27135032 Report

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>>27134986
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:56:26 No.27135067 Report

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>>27134975
If thats true then the relationship would be shallow and last as long as this apps popularity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:56:31 No.27135068 Report

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>>27134975
Downloading now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 02:59:44 No.27135134 Report

Quoted By: >>27135220 >>27135820 >>27135873 >>27139310

qt (males) meet me in massachusetts for pokemon and homo pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:03:59 No.27135220 Report

Quoted By: >>27135264

>>27135134
Who is this cute girl (male)?

If you look like him I might actually consider trying gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:06:28 No.27135264 Report

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>>27135220
sorry i look more like a well built version of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:16:57 No.27135494 Report

Quoted By: >>27137054

>>27135264
Post face fuccboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:24:17 No.27135642 Report

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>>27134975

>tfw my normie gf who I thought had no interest in pokemon in the 2 years I've been with her randomly brought up if I play it and wants to get into it

f-feels good desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:27:14 No.27135702 Report

Quoted By: >>27136087 >>27138750

I met my boyfriend on a minecraft server, you can't get more autistic than that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:28:47 No.27135735 Report

Quoted By: >>27136013 >>27136192 >>27137127 >>27138656 >>27138879

Bf and I go on cute dates playing go, like walks around the lake to feed ducks, and down old town area, seeing new landmarks and cool stuff. Go to malt shoppe that's a pokestops and pop a lure while eating sweet treats. Feels good.

Seems like a good way for nerds to hook up imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:29:56 No.27135758 Report

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>>27134986
>Immediately assuming an unprompted superior stance over the fedora tippers you are convinced are behind every rock

Careful you don't fall of that high-horse, anon. It's only made out of wood, and concrete hurts like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:32:48 No.27135820 Report

Quoted By: >>27137054

>>27135134
I'd meet up but no homo. I actually just got back from walking around the block with my gf.

Saw a Dratini at a lure spot; both our games locked when we tried to get it but I was the only one who got it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:35:10 No.27135873 Report

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>>27135134
Where in? Much homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:36:30 No.27135903 Report

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>>27134986
lmao
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:42:24 No.27136013 Report

Quoted By: >>27136477 >>27138915

>>27135735
I hope both you and your bf get cancer in your hands so you can't play Go and then realize neither of you are actually in love and also that all those ducks burn down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:44:18 No.27136056 Report

Quoted By: >>27136160 >>27136226 >>27141378

Every qt girl I see doing this are with their boyfriends

Only the landwhales are single.
I'm this close to going for one just because I'm lonely as fuck.

Comfyanon

Comfyanon Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:45:31 No.27136087 Report

Quoted By: >>27136160

>>27135702
are you aussie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:47:22 No.27136125 Report

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>>27134975
>caring about 3DPD

I want summerfags to leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:47:38 No.27136132 Report

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there's a gym across the street in the park but everytime I ride my bike through there's at least 5 shitheads wandering aimlessly looking at their phones so I've never once gone over and joined

and there isn't another gym or pokestop for a mile

fuck this game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:48:48 No.27136151 Report

Quoted By: >>27138788

met a cute girl playing in montreal today, which is odd because she was an 8/10 for sure and playing in a country where it's not out yet...interesting.
my friend has been on multiple pogo dates

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:49:09 No.27136160 Report

Quoted By: >>27136226

>>27136087
Nah, good ol' USA.

>>27136056
Never aim for a landwhale anon, I know they take up a lot of space but there is no sport in going after them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:51:00 No.27136192 Report

Quoted By: >>27138757

>>27135735
what are you trying to achieve with this post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:53:11 No.27136226 Report

Quoted By: >>27136287

>>27136056
>>27136160
Don't underestimate a landwhale. It is true there isn't much sport in it, but often they are as desperate as you are. It counts as a good deed if you go for one, which feels nice.

Plus, they are usually willing to do that weird thing you like so that this doesn't stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:55:59 No.27136287 Report

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>>27136226
unfortunately I was too disgusted with myself afterwards that I immediately dropped her and drank myself to sleep for the next week

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 03:56:40 No.27136300 Report

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I cringe at the thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 04:05:07 No.27136477 Report

Quoted By: >>27138676

>>27136013
Imagine being this bitter lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 04:31:51 No.27137054 Report

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>>27135494
you first

>>27135873

Western Mass

>>27135820
i'll be down. no lewd needed. vidya/weeb friends always welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 04:35:33 No.27137127 Report

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>>27135735
post feminine penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 04:48:07 No.27137395 Report

Quoted By: >>27137412 >>27137616 >>27138328

>>27134975
Im using go to cheat on my gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 04:49:09 No.27137412 Report

Quoted By: >>27137660

>>27137395
explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:00:48 No.27137616 Report

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>>27137395
bully

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:03:47 No.27137660 Report

Quoted By: >>27137696 >>27137712 >>27140005

>>27137412
Just introduced a girl to the game, and we go hang out when my gf thinks I'm walking around (which admitably has taken me hours leveling up Pokémon). New girl is way hotter, younger, bigger tits, and has freckles. We haven't actually done nuthin, but it's only been like two days. Were gunna see a movie tommrow. So yea not as cool as I made it sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:05:31 No.27137696 Report

Quoted By: >>27137787

>>27137660
pokemon fans are even betas at cheating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:06:15 No.27137712 Report

Quoted By: >>27137787

>>27137660
if ur gonna cheat on ur gf just end it with her already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:06:46 No.27137725 Report

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>>27134975
I met a girl in class today doing exactly this. She a qt too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:08:00 No.27137745 Report

Quoted By: >>27138265

>>27134986
When will meme Go die?

FILTHY NORMIES, GET YOUR HANDS OF POKÉMON REEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:10:11 No.27137787 Report

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>>27137696
Its an art form man. Ya cant rush these things.
>>27137712
Meh, she'll break it off with me while I'm in boot camp probably. If not whateves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:13:45 No.27137858 Report

Quoted By: >>27137927 >>27137936 >>27137957

wow that was crazy!
someone lured right outside my house. at least 5-6 people walked by and grouped up.
AT 1 AM!
IN A REGION ITS UNRELEASED (canada)!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:17:30 No.27137927 Report

Quoted By: >>27138297

>>27137858
Shit dude thats crazy, Canadafag here
is anyone else using the game without 4g? Do i need gps and roaming data to play?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:18:32 No.27137936 Report

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>>27137858
My friends and I actually brought a cooler out to this gazebo that has 3 Pokestops that all sort of lap over each other and met a whole bunch of people there. Was pretty chill. It was around 10pm so it was mostly young adults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:19:26 No.27137957 Report

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>>27137858
No, they've just joined a violence gang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:37:31 No.27138265 Report

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>>27137745
No. We're gonna use Pokemon like a filthy hooker for anywhere between 1-3 months and drop it off back at your house, abused, broken, worthless. We need to feed our nostalgia hole for a bit, until we figure out how to make pogs cool again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:37:50 No.27138273 Report

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I don't know if I should be grateful that I have a Zenfone 2 or pissed that others can catch 'em all while I, the veteran virgin, can't. Besides, I've already caught the 720 possible ones anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:38:22 No.27138283 Report

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>>27134975
No they aren't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:38:56 No.27138297 Report

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>>27137927
can't play it offline, man. If you have Wifi wherever you're going, then sure, it'll work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:39:41 No.27138314 Report

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>just had sex with a land whale because her bf doesn't like pokemon
>come back onto /vp/
>see this thread
it was destiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:40:37 No.27138328 Report

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>>27137395
thingthatneverhappened.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 05:43:55 No.27138390 Report

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>>27134975
>significant other
still using this meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:00:38 No.27138656 Report

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>>27135735
you realize this just makes everyone feel worse right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:02:33 No.27138676 Report

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>>27136477
I am this bitter lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:06:05 No.27138732 Report

Quoted By: >>27139220

>>27134975
I met my gf on /v/ in a friendcode thread. We played Animal Crossing New Leaf together.

She had hacked her game and had a shrine dedicated to her favorite villager, with the photo of her tiled and placed on every piece of furniture.

Clearly a winner.

Now we shitpost on /pol/ together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:07:08 No.27138750 Report

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>>27135702
I met mine on an anime dress up forum and neither of us even like anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:07:46 No.27138757 Report

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>>27136192
Being a cute grrrrrrrrrrrrrl GAMER and getting attention from you silly boys teehee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:09:44 No.27138788 Report

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>>27136151
Us Canadians just grabbed an apk. You'd be surprised at how it's insanely popular already considering we're not even supposed to have it. If not for them using the ingress landmarks, I doubt it would even work up here though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:15:35 No.27138879 Report

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>>27135735
My boyfriend and i think pokemon go is fucking shit, we already go out and do this stuff. What the fuck kind of relationship did you even have beforehand?

>not exchanging blowjobs when playing games instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:17:51 No.27138915 Report

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>>27136013
>also that all those ducks burn down

U leeb dem dukz a lone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:19:16 No.27138934 Report

Quoted By: >>27138960 >>27138999

>>27134975
>go to busy happening downtown area
>filled with youths
>I'm literally the only person playing by himself
>even some 40 year old couple was there and they asked me to teach them how to use the pokestops

fuck
it probably didn't help that I wore my jacket as a cape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:20:47 No.27138960 Report

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>>27138934
>it probably didn't help that I wore my jacket as a cape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:22:23 No.27138999 Report

Quoted By: >>27139025 >>27139235

>>27138934
Did you tie the sleeves around your neck or hang it on your head by just wearing the hood? One is possibly hipsterish or retro-chic, the other is just awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:24:05 No.27139025 Report

Quoted By: >>27140295

>>27138999
Tied.

I also had my shirt tucked in because it was restricting my movement and interfering with my cape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:25:58 No.27139054 Report

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>>27135642
>He doesn't have a pokemon obsessed girlfriend
Feels good tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:38:08 No.27139220 Report

Quoted By: >>27139330

>>27138732
How the hell do you go from visiting each other's villages in a game to dating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:39:10 No.27139235 Report

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>>27138999
What if I drape it over my shoulders so it just sort of hangs there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:42:19 No.27139281 Report

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Wish I could meet a qt playing go in my small town in NC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:44:16 No.27139310 Report

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>>27135134
Hmmm. Mass you say? I'm on the 495 belt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:46:33 No.27139330 Report

Quoted By: >>27141565

>>27139220
We started meeting up in our towns, chilling on the couch while one of us streamed anime on pc and we watched together.

I stopped playing, then like a year later we both happened to reach out to each other.

Sheer coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 06:47:29 No.27139340 Report

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I had to socialize yesterday. The guy was a normie but also a loser who achieved nothing with his life and his friend died in a bar.
Didnt exchange numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 07:07:34 No.27139580 Report

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>tfw will never meet a qt autistic girl playing go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 07:39:49 No.27140005 Report

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>>27137660

I can't wait for her reject you, to tell your gf then fuck your best friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 07:52:07 No.27140154 Report

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>>27134986
nailed it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 07:59:20 No.27140213 Report

Quoted By: >>27141232

>already met my girlfriend here years ago and started going out this year
>she'll see this if she's lurking and knows me
>ayyy

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 08:08:16 No.27140295 Report

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>>27139025
>>Restricting his movement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 09:44:48 No.27141226 Report

Quoted By: >>27141249

theres a suprising amount of people who dont like pokemon or havent played it playing this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 09:45:43 No.27141232 Report

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>>27140213
We need to talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 09:47:48 No.27141249 Report

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>>27141226
Yeah and they're probably on a government watchlist for being suspected lone wolf weirdos / aka: potential terrorists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:00:18 No.27141343 Report

Quoted By: >>27141655

I believe it. Talked with a few groups of girls out playing so far. Wish this would have been around when I was single.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:04:40 No.27141378 Report

Quoted By: >>27141496

>>27136056
not dating the landwhale and getting her to exercise via pokemon go until she's a cute chubby or thin gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:21:22 No.27141496 Report

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>>27141378
>cute
>chubby
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:28:26 No.27141565 Report

Quoted By: >>27141591

>>27139330
Do you live together IRL now, or is this another of these online GFs who is actually a man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:31:04 No.27141591 Report

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>>27141565
Yeah we got a place together.

Its gud mang

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2016 10:37:43 No.27141655 Report

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>>27141343
>MONOGAMY
KEK!

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