i seriously don't understand how can people appreciate pokemon after gen one


they are horrible,i can't even look at them,they are disgusting,they are way too complicated by adding useless spikes and stuff,i mean seriously ?

i remember back my day how pokemon truly were magic,they had a simple design without pretending to be cool or stuff, the 1990 were amazing years,the pokemania was real and i used to watch the anime and trade the cards with my friends,and also how could i forget all the time that i wasted trying to get mew ? yes that's right,back in my days you had to actually WORK for getting those leggendaries,not just getting them with a gift or something,it was hard,frustating,but the secret of mew was also fascinating,something that you pigs will never understand

call me faggot,everytime you want,but i know that the only reason why you hate the first generation is because you weren't around those times to see how truly great the pokemania was,and i feel sorry for you


when one day i will have a baby i'm going to make sure that he only plays pokemon R/B/Y and nothing else,if he is ever going to ask me to get him 3ds i will look at him with a disgusting face and send him back to his room,yes, that's right,i have to protect him from the horrible pokemon that comes after the 151,it is my responsability to protect him,and by doing this i will also make sure that he will never get a phone,or if he gets one i will make sure that he doesn't found out about the new pokemon,so no internet,and everytime he will tell me that he wants to watch a movie i will not send him to the cinema,i'm scared he might found out about the new pokemon movies,i will make him watch the mewtwo movie and nothing else,he might find this frustating,but when he will grow up he will understand that i did this for his good and i will tell me "thank you dad for protecting me against all the pokemon that comes after the 151" and in that moment i will realize that i'am a good dad