OK, I have no idea why, but when I was a kid, my favourite Pokémon was... you're not going to believe it when I speak its name.
Like, I once looked at a list of all 151 critters, including all sorts of cute little shits alongside the dinosaurs, pseudo-dragons, elemental birds, youkai, and other incredibly awesome things, and I decided that the single coolest of them all was... Weezing.
Fucking Weezing.
Was I a retarded kid or what?
