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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:33:26 No.27181938 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27181956 >>27182017 >>27182051 >>27182063 >>27182370 >>27182463 >>27183736 >>27186580

I'm so excited that he wins the League.

I mean, what kind of faggot with unevolved pokemon thinks he's gonna win against a Mega Charizard that wiped the floor with other Megas and held its own against Primal Legendaries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:34:19 No.27181956 Report

Quoted By: >>27181997 >>27182017

>>27181938
>unevolved pokemon

what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:39:18 No.27181997 Report

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>>27181956
OP wrote this from Alan's point of view referring to Ash's Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:41:04 No.27182017 Report

Quoted By: >>27182052

>>27181938
>held it's own against Primal Legendaries
Insert picture of Alain and Charizard face down in the ice while Steven does all the work>>27181956

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:44:33 No.27182051 Report

Quoted By: >>27186719

>>27181938
>MFW X Zard knocks out Ash Grenija, but then loses to Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:44:59 No.27182052 Report

Quoted By: >>27182074

>>27182017
All I see is:
>Ash is too incompetent to be tasked by the Professor, the Champion, and Lysandre, to deal with a major threat.

Sam_Adjera

Sam_Adjera Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:45:54 No.27182060 Report

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Check out this rare Pokemon I found

https://youtu.be/EfQmi2vt7tg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:46:12 No.27182063 Report

Quoted By: >>27182215

>>27181938
If he actually wins the league it would be the final nail in Charizard's over saturated coffin for me and I would have to bury my love for my first pokemon.

So yeah, let's hope Ash beats a Fire Type with a Water Type for once in his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:47:06 No.27182074 Report

Quoted By: >>27182109

>>27182052
Have you watched any of the anime besides x and y?
Ash has always been right in the climax of every evil teams plans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:51:20 No.27182109 Report

Quoted By: >>27182124 >>27182372

>>27182074
Yet despite being such a "hero" he still can't recognize a man with long purple hair, a woman with floor-length magenta hair, and a talking Meowth in disguise as members of the Team that has plagued him across seven countries, and has his prized Pokemon and his friends Pokemon stolen on a daily basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:53:26 No.27182124 Report

Quoted By: >>27182173

>>27182109
1. That's not relevant to what you were trying to prove
2. The rest of Ash's companions have almost never been able to identify them in disguise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 13:58:27 No.27182173 Report

Quoted By: >>27182251

>>27182124'
How is that not relevant? It shows that Ash was, conveniently, in the right place at the right time for a few choice situations. Meanwhile, he is easily deceived and loses his pokemon on a much more frequent and consistent basis.

>the rest of Ash's friends jumped off a bridge, that makes Ash jumping off a bridge acceptable!
Ash's friends also haven't dealt with them for as long as he has. Besides, the female companion is usually staring at Ash's cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:04:21 No.27182215 Report

Quoted By: >>27182228 >>27182415

>>27182063
>complains about charizard pandering
>is totally ok with mary sue frog

Neither is a good thing if you ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:05:49 No.27182228 Report

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>>27182215
I would take 2 extra Charizard Mega Evolutions in S&M if that meant that Narutofrog Fusion is never a thing. Easily.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:08:37 No.27182251 Report

Quoted By: >>27182345

>>27182173
>that spoiler
proofs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:18:48 No.27182345 Report

Quoted By: >>27182353 >>27182357

>>27182251
Have you NOT watched XY? Rarely an episode goes by without Serena blushing at him.

That's like saying "prove the sky is blue". Open up your fucking eyes and LOOK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:20:12 No.27182353 Report

Quoted By: >>27182450

>>27182345
She doesn't want his cock, she probably doesn't know what a cock is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:20:22 No.27182357 Report

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>>27182345
Well sure but I was implying the other female compadres for my question

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:21:54 No.27182370 Report

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>>27181938
It got it's ass kicked by 50% synchro Greninja. CharX is pretty much going down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:22:07 No.27182372 Report

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>>27182109

Team Rocket fool EVERYONE in the show. Their disguise is only obvious to the audience. It's called dramatic irony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:26:23 No.27182415 Report

Quoted By: >>27182433

>>27182215
I've been having Charizard shoved down my throat for 20 years man. I'm annoyed as hell by the Greninja pandering but its no worse than Lucario or Mewtwo's B.S,

When Charizard got 2 megas that was pretty much it for me. There is no reason to elevate it above Venusaur and Blastoise. At least in Greninja's case its because ash owns the pokemon and not the other two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:28:12 No.27182433 Report

Quoted By: >>27182517 >>27182598

>>27182415
>There is no reason to elevate it above Venusaur and Blastoise

Besides it being by far the most popular?

Why do you think Ash got Froakie? He could have easily had another or all three, but Greninja clearly sells the most. The other two didn't even fully evolve.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:29:23 No.27182450 Report

Quoted By: >>27182476 >>27182487 >>27182509 >>27182612

>>27182353
Anon, girls go through puberty starting around 9-10. She knows what a cock is, and she wants it.

Why do you think she's all blushy blushy while Ash is as clueless as a... well, a 10 year old boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:30:58 No.27182463 Report

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>>27181938

wish he has team full of megas omg... that would be ultimate victory if sato wins...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:32:55 No.27182476 Report

Quoted By: >>27182489

>>27182450
>girls know
>implying girls go on /vp/
Source: (You)r Ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:33:54 No.27182487 Report

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>>27182450
No, they don't. She wants to kiss him at most. Disgusting cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:33:59 No.27182489 Report

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>>27182476
...you do realize we're talking about an anime girl, you inbred retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:36:43 No.27182509 Report

Quoted By: >>27183702

>>27182450
Just because they start puberty doesnt mean they know what a cock. Some girls dont even realize the fact that boys have something down there until they have poor sex ed classes.
Which means, most likely in Serena's case, when she discovers it on her own

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:37:30 No.27182517 Report

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>>27182433
Do you think the animators already knew how popular Greninja would become when they gave it to him in 3 years ago?

Even if they did how is it somehow more okay for THE MOST pandered pokemon to beat the a newer overhyped pokemon? Like i said, this would be another push in a long line of the pokemon company pushing Charizard in our face and meanwhile this is, what, Greninja's first offence? Maybe second if you count being tossed in Smash?

Finally its not like i even like this Greninja pandering either, its just the lesser of two evils. I already think it's horrible writing to have the pokemon Ash Synchro with NOT be his pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:45:29 No.27182598 Report

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>>27182433
I actually think more people preferred Blastoise back in the day. It had fucking cannons man. CANNONS.

I think TPCi and GF in general do have a Charizard Bias though. Even in the TCG, it was the strongest card in the base set and has just as many Megas and Ex forms in the current rotation as Fug at this point.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if it somehoww ended up being the best pokemon in Go at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 14:46:54 No.27182612 Report

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>>27182450

fluffiest dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:13:37 No.27183702 Report

Quoted By: >>27183904

>>27182509
>he never played doctor with the qt grills at school

Also, they're going on a camping expedition across Kalos. They sleep in tents, which means there are numerous occasions where they are changing, bathing, and pissing/shitting. They're likely to catch an eyeful here and there, but lets not delude ourselves with the most obvious thing:

Pokemon are naked. Pokemon breed and produce offspring. Pokemon likely have genitalia not depicted in children's programs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:17:01 No.27183736 Report

Quoted By: >>27183750 >>27183824 >>27186699

>>27181938
What do you think his full team is ?
We've only seen charizard and beldum so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:18:04 No.27183750 Report

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>>27183736
Clearly, nothing that will be able to counter a Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:23:54 No.27183824 Report

Quoted By: >>27183918 >>27186633 >>27186699

>>27183736
Charizard
Metagross
Tyranitar
Salamence
Garchomp
Hydraigon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:29:38 No.27183904 Report

Quoted By: >>27184026

>>27183702
Nobody knows how Pokemon eggs appear. For what we know, Pokemon could very well lack genitals. Just because there's pokeporn it doesn't mean that the Pokemon actually fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:30:21 No.27183918 Report

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>>27183824
Delete this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 16:37:38 No.27184026 Report

Quoted By: >>27184418

>>27183904
>eggs only appear from a male and female being left alone for a period of time
>they have to be of a relatively similar species to produce an offspring
>it's literally called ''''''''''breeding'''''''''

>eggs just magically appear lol maybe arceus puts them there xDDD

literally autistic as fuck. they dodge the subject because it's a children's game, and they don't want to bring up the idea of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 17:07:12 No.27184418 Report

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>>27184026
Prove it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 19:19:05 No.27186580 Report

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>>27181938
but he wont

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 19:23:06 No.27186633 Report

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>>27183824
Is Alain that kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 19:26:34 No.27186699 Report

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>>27183736
>>27183824

Charizard, Metagross, Tyranitar and Weavile were all confirmed yesterday. We already have a Salamence and Garchomp featuring in the league so who knows what Alans last 2 are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2016 19:27:45 No.27186719 Report

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>>27182051
›yfw mega 200 percent synchro pikachu

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