>>27192342you have the subject of the first sentence wrong. the second is "that ain't fruit, it's my face"
>>27192386she's talking about mochi, not oak. it's kashiwamochi.
i'm not going through everything in this thread, but your translations are strange, like they came out of a machine. i remember some weird ones in the eevee thread last week too, assuming you're the same guy. thanks for your efforts, but please proofread them a little instead of making these as fast as possible