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>be biking down a riverwalk >a wild hipster appeared >we racing now >he's too fast >god my leg hurts but team valor must win >wait I'm basically a cyborg >swans speed increased >wait I have a date with Zoe >its super effective >beat him to the landing, cry out team valor >yo adrian i did it.jpeg
swan
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Btw I'm a cyborg cause I have titanium implants in my legs from old injuries.
Anonymous
What is this, babby's first attempt at greentext or an rp?
Anonymous
>>27186094 I think... the first one? Or could it be bait? I just can't tell anymore man.
Anonymous
>>27186094 >>27186133 come on fellas. let the tard enjoy his greentext. it's fun!
swan
Anonymous
>>27186023 I had a date with Zoe the other night! You're in luck; she puts out for anyone.
swan
Anonymous
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You're either new or autistic, can't tell which right now
Anonymous
>>27186023 >be Team Valor >find a qt grill playing Pokemon Go like me >approach her >nervously mutter "h-hey there, catch any good ones l-lately?" >she looks at me and immediately says "ew get away from me" >5 days later >deleted my account and started up a new one >now Team Mystic >see the same girl at the same spot >approach her again, she sees me wearing a Team Mystic shirt now >she immediately pulls her panties down and says "omg so hot please fuck me cowboy I promise I'll suck your dick afterwards" >we fuck right there at the park with everybody watching and cheering us on >one guy goes "YEAH BUDDY, CATCH 'EM ALL! CATCH AAAAALLL THE PUSSY!" >later that day I go home a laid man, no longer a virgin >had 160 girls ask me for my number that day >life is good Anonymous
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>>27188848 now this is a greentext
