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>tfw dad owns a small Chinese takeaway that he has owned since he first moved to the USA
>it did really well at first
>then my parents divorced
>he lost all ability to cook
>restaurant turned to fucking shit in the last 2 years
>nobody visits, he is practically living from the savings of 20 years
>by miracles, his shop became a Pokestop
>tfw he got really excited when he found out
>started sticking pictures of Pokemon (which he had never heard of before) all over his shop
>reprinted and renamed his entire menu
>'Charizard Chicken, Pikachow Mein, Professor Oaks Birthing Eggs Fried Rice'
>some of the names make no sense so you can't even tell what you are ordering, for example Hot and Sour soup has been renamed Charmander and Snorlax Broth because he saw pokemon, and charmander was hot and Snorlax sounds like sour lax, and Crispy Duck has been renamed Untasty Psyduck because it had the word duck but he didn't think psyduck looks crispy
>tfw people started visiting and it looked promising
>nobody buys his food
>they come in, get their pokemon and then fuck off
>tfw he started getting desperate and making fortune cookies with lyrics from the pokemon theme on them
>tfw he is probably going to be homeless soon
>it did really well at first
>then my parents divorced
>he lost all ability to cook
>restaurant turned to fucking shit in the last 2 years
>nobody visits, he is practically living from the savings of 20 years
>by miracles, his shop became a Pokestop
>tfw he got really excited when he found out
>started sticking pictures of Pokemon (which he had never heard of before) all over his shop
>reprinted and renamed his entire menu
>'Charizard Chicken, Pikachow Mein, Professor Oaks Birthing Eggs Fried Rice'
>some of the names make no sense so you can't even tell what you are ordering, for example Hot and Sour soup has been renamed Charmander and Snorlax Broth because he saw pokemon, and charmander was hot and Snorlax sounds like sour lax, and Crispy Duck has been renamed Untasty Psyduck because it had the word duck but he didn't think psyduck looks crispy
>tfw people started visiting and it looked promising
>nobody buys his food
>they come in, get their pokemon and then fuck off
>tfw he started getting desperate and making fortune cookies with lyrics from the pokemon theme on them
>tfw he is probably going to be homeless soon
