"M'lady, let me introduce you to the new generation of Pokémon."

*tips*

"Huh? Which version I'm going to pick? There's no need to ask this question. I enjoy the darkness. Darkness as dark as my skin, in fact. So Pokémon Moon seems like the perfect version to pick. Is that okay with you, m'lady? You wouldn't pick the inferior version, Pokémon Sun, would you?"