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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:13:32 No.27230093 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27230103 >>27230435 >>27230464 >>27230497 >>27231468 >>27231557

>mew will never kidnap you and take you to her crystalline tree house

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:14:37 No.27230103 Report

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>>27230093
she propably rapes them all there too

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:27:16 No.27230214 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:28:19 No.27230227 Report

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>Mew will never make you ingest enough Pokemon DNA to become part Pokemon and understand Monspeak

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:51:21 No.27230435 Report

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>>27230093

Unknown Gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:54:03 No.27230464 Report

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>>27230093
>her

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:56:51 No.27230497 Report

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>>27230093

on the official Pokémon website.

Mew gender is listed as unknown.

http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/mew

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 05:57:29 No.27230508 Report

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>her
>she

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:01:10 No.27230544 Report

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>>27230508

Mew. Their gender is unknown.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:03:06 No.27230569 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:04:32 No.27230586 Report

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>>27230508
>>27230464
>gave birth

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:04:37 No.27230588 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:05:39 No.27230604 Report

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>>27230586

Fun fact: There is more than one Mew.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:06:44 No.27230621 Report

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>>27230604
And they all have the same lack of gender.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:07:50 No.27230636 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:07:59 No.27230637 Report

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>>27230227
Sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:09:14 No.27230648 Report

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>>27230621

Daily reminder that Unknown Gender =/= genderless.

We just don't know their gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:09:50 No.27230653 Report

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>>27230604
One Mew One Arceus One Holy Spirit

Heathen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:11:35 No.27230674 Report

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>>27230653
There's one Arceus, but there are multiple Mews. According to HGSS there can even be multiple of the creation trio.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:12:16 No.27230681 Report

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>>27230653
There is more than one Mew.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:12:17 No.27230682 Report

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>>27230653

Canonically, Arceus is sleeping.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:13:36 No.27230696 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:15:30 No.27230717 Report

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>>27230435
>>27230681
Richard please, you were already banned, plus this is just a joke thread,there's no need to come and start correcting people, you see?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:15:50 No.27230720 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:17:45 No.27230741 Report

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>>27230717

Mew is my favorite Pokémon.

of course, I'm going to correct them about Mew.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:19:32 No.27230754 Report

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>>27230741
how are you liking that Crabhammer, eh? :^)

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:21:41 No.27230777 Report

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>>27230754

They are very intelligence and learn every move.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:22:48 No.27230787 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:26:05 No.27230824 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:27:07 No.27230836 Report

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:30:47 No.27230866 Report

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I want mew to try and seduce me by wearing human lingerie that's way to big for her

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 06:32:20 No.27230885 Report

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>>27230866
what if it was way too small for her?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:10:59 No.27231161 Report

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>>27230885

Mew is Unknown Gender.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:11:40 No.27231167 Report

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Why do people keep calling it a she. Is it because of the pink? If anything, it's a he; it's literally one of most manly Pokemon ever.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:37:25 No.27231367 Report

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>>27231167
Reason A:
it gave birth
Reason B:
All Pokemon descent from it
Reason C:
It looks and acts girly in the movies
And ultimately, and most importantly; Reason D:
because people want to fuck it, Anon, that's why

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:46:18 No.27231443 Report

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>>27231367
Surprisingly enough the people behind Gen 1 knew their shit - You clone something by inseminating an egg, you don't just have a strand of hair and a big tube.

I guess this sort of means Mew was raped in a lab, though? That's some pretty dark shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:50:28 No.27231468 Report

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>>27230093
The best pokemon movie of all time. Newer one is just promotion for their games.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 07:53:45 No.27231491 Report

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>>27231468
But all the movies are objectively terrible. Only if you're borderline obsessed with Pokémon (which you probably are) can they be enjoyed.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:02:41 No.27231557 Report

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>>27230093
>implying

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:04:45 No.27231568 Report

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its a cat fetus

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:14:32 No.27231620 Report

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>>27231491
>objectively
There's that word again.
your opinions aren't objective, faggot

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:16:10 No.27231637 Report

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>>27231161
she wants your richard richard

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:17:48 No.27231648 Report

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>>27231443
did they find a mew or just enough good remains to work with?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:27:56 No.27231701 Report

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>>27231648
Definitively a Mew. She probably escaped when Mewtwo did and was caught by some fucking gamestop employee.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:28:19 No.27231703 Report

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MEW PROBABLY GIVES A GOOD BLOWJOB

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:31:47 No.27231722 Report

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>>27230227
But seriously, need sauce

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 08:33:45 No.27231735 Report

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>>27231722
Tailend of that wretched Ashchu comic. Mew is also in some other palcomix garbage with Lucario.

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