ITT: You're an NPC. Create a team of 1-6 pokemon based on your personality and explain your choices. No limits, use whatever pokemon fits you.

>Slowpoke
Lazy and confused 24/7, would suck the ocean's dick
>Smeargle
Artist
>Cubchoo
Canadian faggot
>Glupin
This thing has to have depression
>Pumpkaboo
I would suck Halloween's dick in the middle of a forest

Also all pokemon not evolved because I'm trash at the game and just like the cute ones