>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Japan, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, many EU countries (including the UK), and the USA. WE DON'T KNOW WHEN YOUR COUNTRY WILL GET IT!

>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes, servers have been a mess since the launch. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.

>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app below:

>How do I download the game on Android if it isn't officially released?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager (you can get one from the Google Play store) on your phone.

>How do I download the game on iOS if it isn't officially released?
https://kat.cr/ios-pokemon-go-v1-0-1-0-29-1-cracked-by-gulo-luscus-ipa-t12931224.html
You will need a file managed like iFile which can install IPAs or a standalone app like IPA installer or iFunbox on a jailbroken device. Non jailbroken devices should be able to install via codesigning, but people charge money for this service the last time I checked. A jailbroken device needs a patch like Masterball to run the game.

>What CP will X become?
http://pogotoolkit.com/

>How do I /scanner/fag (aka map every pokemon within your vicinity as if you had been running about at high speed everywhere in the map)
Guide V2: https://www.sendspace.com/file/08xuvt (may have mistakes if I was careless) alternate link: http://a.pomf.cat/mrmjgy.pdf
Guide V1: http://pastebin.com/QX93SCMV

>How to get a new Google API key the shitty and lazy tutorial: http://pastebin.com/9pZ1SqhA (embed)