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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:30:58 No.27295113 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27295143 >>27295582 >>27295678 >>27296415 >>27296458

>cloyster looks like a vagina
>pokedex entry is a squirting joke
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:31:46 No.27295124 Report

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>normie comes on /vp/
>shit posts /tv/ meme

pottery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:33:09 No.27295143 Report

Quoted By: >>27295165

>>27295113
It's a mollusk you idiot. That is literally how scallops swim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:34:22 No.27295165 Report

Quoted By: >>27295203 >>27295321 >>27295678 >>27296415

>>27295143
I don't know man. That spike looks like a clitoris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:36:28 No.27295203 Report

Quoted By: >>27295220

>>27295165
No. It looks like a Gastly in a clam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:37:38 No.27295220 Report

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>>27295203
It looks like a purple woman birthing out a Gastly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 15:44:59 No.27295321 Report

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>>27295165
It does look like one. Cannot unsee now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 16:05:12 No.27295582 Report

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>>27295113
Right before Victory Road in Johto you double battle a couple that uses a Cloyster and an Onix.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 16:12:55 No.27295678 Report

Quoted By: >>27295764 >>27296412

>>27295113
>>27295165
>And heteros wonder why women hate all males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 16:18:55 No.27295764 Report

Quoted By: >>27295797

>>27295678
>has a labia minora
>has a labia majora
>has a fucking CLIT
>clam is slang for vagina

yeah

there is no way they weren't laughing their asses off when they created cloyster. it's a fucking cooter-mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 16:21:35 No.27295797 Report

Quoted By: >>27296359

>>27295764
Yeah. Or, it's a clam and you're a niggerfaggot. That spike looks nothing like a clitoris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 16:56:35 No.27296359 Report

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>>27295797
>>27295797
Let's not forget that one double battle in R/S/E where a male trainer uses a onix and the female uses a cloyster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:00:01 No.27296412 Report

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>>27295678
>anon thinks there's nothing vagina like about an oyster
>clam is a very common term to reference a vagina
>has a clitoris spike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:00:05 No.27296415 Report

Quoted By: >>27297656

>>27295113
>>27295165

Bivalves are considered aphrodisiacs for the sole reason they look vaginal. Cloyster just looks like its real world counterpart.

You kids need to study harder in school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:02:11 No.27296458 Report

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>>27295113
>what is a siphon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:09:26 No.27296552 Report

Quoted By: >>27296579 >>27296612

what did they mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:11:07 No.27296579 Report

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>>27296552
>male cloyster
Fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 17:13:36 No.27296612 Report

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>>27296552
>Cloyster (male)
WEW LAD
W
E
W
L
A
D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2016 18:16:24 No.27297656 Report

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>>27296415
That spike does not correlate to any real bivalve anatomy. The spike is what does it for me.

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