Hi. I have no connections with Pokemon, Gamefreak, or Nintendo, but I'm here to provide inaccurate, made-up bullshit regardless that contains several buzz phrases like "Mega-Evolution has been dropped" and "No gyms in Alola" so you'll believe I have some credibility as a leaker and that I'm not just making this all up as I go along. I'll attempt to draw shitty copies of fanmade evolutions for the current starters in hopes of maintaining your interest, and use a random Pokemon generator to decide which new megas are involved in this new generation.

Ask me anything.