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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 19:45:17 No.27343055 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27343070 >>27343285 >>27343294 >>27343320 >>27345273 >>27345302 >>27346062 >>27346109 >>27347017 >>27348103 >>27348634

>every pokemon lays eggs

Does this mean every pokemon is a bird/descends from birds?

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

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TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA Sun 24 Jul 2016 19:46:27 No.27343070 Report

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>>27343055
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 20:05:55 No.27343285 Report

Quoted By: >>27346786

>>27343055
Fish lay eggs too my duderino

But what do you want them to do, show actual mammal births to little kids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 20:06:43 No.27343294 Report

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>>27343055
>legendary birds

You think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 20:09:23 No.27343320 Report

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>>27343055
>everything that lays an egg is a descendant of birds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 20:13:27 No.27343363 Report

Quoted By: >>27344035

Pokemon don't lay eggs. The eggs are protective shells for the infant Pokemon made from nesting material. That's why Pokemon are already grown enough to fight when it hatches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 20:57:46 No.27343909 Report

Quoted By: >>27346097

There are no "birds" in Pokemon world, only Pokemon. More interesting question is, if humans and Pokemon share a common ancestor, do humans lay eggs too in the Pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 21:08:09 No.27344035 Report

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>>27343363
I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 22:30:14 No.27345203 Report

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They are monsters so they have weird biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 22:35:08 No.27345273 Report

Quoted By: >>27346105

>>27343055
OP, I'll just give you a short list of things that lay eggs.
>Birds
>Reptiles
>Amphibians
>Fish
>Lamprey
>Insects
>Arthropods (Things with exoskeletons)
>Annelids (Worms and other squirmy bastards)
Basically, the majority of animal life starts in an egg, so quit it with this "only birds" thing. All we can really guess is that pokemon are some type of animal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 22:37:31 No.27345302 Report

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>>27343055

Pokemon don't lay eggs, at least not in the Day Care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 22:40:14 No.27345341 Report

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https://youtu.be/GxC1kXm_AVs?t=417

>Cynthia: Did we just witness the very moment an Egg was brought to this world? A moment no one has ever seen? An Egg is the cradle of every being. This planet itself is an Egg in a sense... Life that comes from an Egg will come to an end in due course... to begin anew...

Pokemon don't lay eggs, it's magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:37:11 No.27346062 Report

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>>27343055
>Miltank, a mammalian milk-producing pokemon
>lays eggs

To be honest, if Pokemon weren't a kids game, I'm sure there would be a "raise baby" system based on steps rather than "eggs" for everybody.

I just headcanon that eggs from mammals are helpless babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:38:13 No.27346083 Report

Quoted By: >>27346097 >>27346114 >>27346121 >>27347028

The real question is: since humans are also considered pokemon, do they also lay eggs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:38:57 No.27346094 Report

Quoted By: >>27347241

>>27345302
>english translation

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:39:30 No.27346097 Report

Quoted By: >>27347260

>>27343909
>>27346083
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:40:20 No.27346105 Report

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>>27345273
Don't forget platypus and echidna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:40:31 No.27346109 Report

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>>27343055
we will discuss this seriously

how do poke balls work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:40:45 No.27346114 Report

Quoted By: >>27346173

>>27346083
Humans evolved out of egg-laying. :&)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:41:28 No.27346121 Report

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>>27346083
Even the fucking universe came from an egg according to this game. Everything is eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:43:19 No.27346144 Report

Quoted By: >>27348280

The creator of the universe hatched from an egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:45:23 No.27346173 Report

Quoted By: >>27346210 >>27346786

>>27346114
How do you know? There are no human hospitals, only pokemon center and day care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jul 2016 23:48:05 No.27346210 Report

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>>27346173

Lampent is stated to hang around in hospitals, waiting for people to die so it can absorb their souls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 00:32:11 No.27346786 Report

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>>27343285

Y... yes

>>27346173

Gameplay and Story Segregation. The hardware and engine can only handle so much, they don't bother putting human hospitals because it's not plot-relevant or gameplay-relevant, your character can't get hurt but your Pokémon can.

It's the same reason why a town can only have 2 houses and a shop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 00:46:58 No.27347017 Report

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>>27343055
Yes

Also, tons of pokemon can sucessfully breed together, meaning a lot of them are actually the same species (like Skitty and Wailord)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 00:48:08 No.27347028 Report

Quoted By: >>27347181

>>27346083
>since humans are also considered pokemon
We are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 00:59:01 No.27347181 Report

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>>27347028
No
Humans = animals(real)
Humans =/= pokemon (pokeworld)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 01:02:41 No.27347241 Report

Quoted By: >>27347352

>>27346094
>Pokéhumans (humans from the pokéverse) are the same as humans
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 01:03:57 No.27347260 Report

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>>27346097
>Alomomola when I was a kid
Fuck off Buttscab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 01:10:24 No.27347352 Report

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>>27347241
It's not that big of a logical step.

Humans are considered animals. Pokemon are the replacement for animals in the Pokeverse. Therefore, Humans are (were) considered pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 01:51:33 No.27347974 Report

Quoted By: >>27348069

Friendly reminder that many humans in the pokeverse have psychic powers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 01:58:09 No.27348069 Report

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>>27347974

All Human in Pokémon earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:00:36 No.27348103 Report

Quoted By: >>27348120

>>27343055

Some Pokémon didn't come from an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:01:41 No.27348120 Report

Quoted By: >>27348310

>>27348103
But it lay egg?????

Inanimate object pokemon were a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:09:02 No.27348209 Report

Quoted By: >>27348229 >>27348325 >>27348341

No, and it's inconclusive what DID make the first egg. Also, the pokeworld is not our world, we don't even know if anything came before pokemon, or even if pokemon are biological entities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:10:08 No.27348224 Report

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shut the FUCK UP richard
shut up
no one cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:10:41 No.27348229 Report

Quoted By: >>27348254

>>27348209

They have blood, they eat each other, and they poop (confirmed in DP).

They're biological.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:12:32 No.27348254 Report

Quoted By: >>27348531

>>27348229
Blood? Which entry is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:14:23 No.27348280 Report

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>>27346144
I desire a picture of Arceus as a frat boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:16:26 No.27348310 Report

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>>27348120

I wouldn't worry about that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:17:31 No.27348325 Report

Quoted By: >>27348344

>>27348209

Pokémon World is Earth.

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:19:05 No.27348341 Report

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>>27348209

It's Earth just with Pokémon, Animals and Human beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:19:09 No.27348344 Report

Quoted By: >>27348371

>>27348325
Don't start this again. There is a difference between earth and Earth, and I'm not going to tell you what it is. Figure it out yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:20:50 No.27348371 Report

Quoted By: >>27348408

>>27348344

I don't have time for your stupidity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:24:09 No.27348408 Report

Quoted By: >>27348585

>>27348371
>Six-tenths of a mile

Holy fuck just say 3000 feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:24:44 No.27348415 Report

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Okay then, wisenheimer. The breeding process clearly does not match any known biological methods. Explain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:33:05 No.27348531 Report

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>>27348254

This, plus the move Leech Life is called "Suck Blood" in Japanese, and its description reads:

>The user drains the target's blood. The user's HP is restored by half the damage taken by the target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:36:28 No.27348585 Report

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>>27348408

I like the way. The Pokédex says it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:37:35 No.27348601 Report

Quoted By: >>27348619

I'm still waiting for an explanation of why one part of the game would be more accurate than another. There should be no errors. If they were actually trying to make a world that makes sense, nothing would contradict with each other. I want an explanation. NOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:39:24 No.27348619 Report

Quoted By: >>27348679

>>27348601

You'll have to wait for an Explanation in the future.

Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:40:28 No.27348634 Report

Quoted By: >>27348727

>>27343055

Real answer: There is no coherency to the Pokéverse. They just make shit it up senpai. RPGs are pretty much all absurd anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:44:55 No.27348679 Report

Quoted By: >>27348771

>>27348619
Then I'll ignore everything you say. Clearly none of you know how to logic at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:47:53 No.27348727 Report

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>>27348634
I know plenty of RPGs that make plenty of sense. Granted, all of them are old, but I don't think that matters, it still exists, and I'm sure they all came before Pokemon, too, so there is no excuse. If you're not going to make sense, then I see no reason to believe ANYTHING that is being said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:51:32 No.27348771 Report

Quoted By: >>27348790

>>27348679

Game Freak created Pokémon.

We didn't.

they know what's canon and what isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jul 2016 02:53:23 No.27348790 Report

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>>27348771
Then why won't you believe what the game is telling you?

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