>>27344165Your mother is so fat, that she went to a doctor, and the doctor told her that she was obese, but she didn't listen so she went to Wal Mart and bought 500 hamburgers and a Diet Coke and she ate them, wiping her face with French Fries and then using all of the stores electric scooters to buy herself a year's supply of Ho ho's and Zebra Cakes, messily eating them pallet by pallet until security gets called to escort her off the premises, as she is hauled away by five rescue helicopters she then releases a cloud of stinky fart that proceeds to put twelve blocks around the Wal-Mart into a noxious fog that suffocates all those outside, she laughs as she continues to pour Flaming Hot Cheetoes and Diet Dr Pepper down her dribbling chin and toots even more as the helicopters' engine fail from the overloaded capacity of your mother which causes the steel hook holding her to twist and bend sending her plummeting into the planet, sending a shockwave comparable to five thousand Hiroshimas, causing the decimation of the Western half of the globe, bringing on a new Ice age, and an extinction period known by future civilizations as the "Your Mother is so Fat" age