Assuming you didn't plan on becoming a Pokemon Trainer or Gym Member or just about anything that has to do with Pokemon Battles...

...which Pokemon (up to six) which Pokemon would you pick to make your job or everyday life easier? Alternatively, what would you do differently if you had said Pokemon?

Electric types for power.
Porygon for hacking.
Any Grass type for tentacle fetish play.
Hypnosis sleep therapy.

Give me your best ideas.