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Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:19:39 No.27374063 View View Reply Original Report

ITT:we pretend that the real world has pokemon

Unova's elections are still going on and one of the runers are saying he's gonna put all the fags from orre back to where they came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:22:09 No.27374107 Report

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#JeSuisKalos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:24:51 No.27374151 Report

Quoted By: >>27374174

#slowpokelivesmatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:26:55 No.27374174 Report

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>>27374151

#OfficerJennyMatters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:27:56 No.27374193 Report

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#AttractIsRape

Mememar !JWoRQBRXW.

Mememar !JWoRQBRXW. Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:28:00 No.27374196 Report

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>>27374063
#VoteGhetsis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:28:44 No.27374212 Report

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Team Mashallah murdered 84 people with a Rhyhorn in Kiloude City.

Vote for National Flare leader Aliana Le Pen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:39:42 No.27374350 Report

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Fuck you all they do is police brutality
#fucktheofficers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 22:41:32 No.27374376 Report

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Fuckers want to start charging for the pokemon centers #fuckunova

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:01:36 No.27374615 Report

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Ahh! Tried taking a photo of this fuck and he hyper-fanged my leg! #rabies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:22:27 No.27374905 Report

Quoted By: >>27374955 >>27374990

All these hipsters on my lawn playing Digimon Go are pissing me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:25:31 No.27374955 Report

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>>27374905
Digimon is still a thing? But we have real cute monsters in this world why would they ignore them??1

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:28:30 No.27374990 Report

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>>27374905
That wouldn't be a hipster thing, though?

If Digimon's like Pokemon then a lot of "casuals" should play that as they play Pokemon GO. Unless you're saying there'd be a Pokemon GO in the pokemon world which would just be weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:29:08 No.27374996 Report

Quoted By: >>27375234

Some of you guys are allright, don't go to Lilicove Mall tomorrow unless your pokemon knows protect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:30:55 No.27375022 Report

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The hospital I work at has too many Lampents hanging around and it's freaking out the patients. I think the little ghost lamps are kinda cute, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:33:23 No.27375045 Report

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Can someone send me timid nature male Ralts?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:35:31 No.27375070 Report

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>>27374990
a l a m o m o l a

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:35:49 No.27375077 Report

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>>27375045
I'm gonna have to call Officer Jenny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:37:28 No.27375095 Report

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>>27374063
Unova isn't the United States, only the area around New York City. It's like saying Hoenn is Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:48:38 No.27375234 Report

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>>27374996
But i need to get my cute lilligant pokestuff...dont use explode on a dude with a blue/yellow hat with a black hoodie pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:50:04 No.27375251 Report

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>>27375095
Dude Unova is based on a city in US you dip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:50:30 No.27375256 Report

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>mexican combusken fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jul 2016 23:59:53 No.27375382 Report

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Gonna get my starter Pokémon today lads. inb4 underaged b&, I'm not.
Which one do I pick? Litten, Popplio or Rowlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 01:05:15 No.27376276 Report

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>>27375382
alolians get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 02:01:15 No.27376959 Report

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#freecolress

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 02:06:18 No.27377009 Report

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Wait, if we have police then what the fuck are Pokemon Rangers?

For that matter, why our are regions relying on on the LEAGUE to fucking uphold justice? Don't get me wrong, I love the Champion and all but expecting celebrities to uphold justice is a LITTLE screwy. Don't these people have lives?

It just seems like there's no point in having a force of cloned women running our law enforcement if they can't even hold a candle to a group of vigilantes and professionals we designate as superheroes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 04:38:03 No.27378884 Report

Quoted By: >>27380282

My Houndoom just got taken from me and euthanized.

And yet my neighbor has a goddamn Shelgon? Fuck this city and its biased legislation, my darling was way more harmless than Salamence and their spawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 06:11:45 No.27379868 Report

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>>27375045
>Believing in natures
Do you sheeple really believe everything the liberal media tells you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 06:49:54 No.27380282 Report

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>>27378884
Thats what you fucks get houndooms are deadly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 07:56:41 No.27380978 Report

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My little bro's Linoone died today.

I tried to wear him like a scarf and he fucking jumped off and landed on his head.

Any thoughts on what I should do with the body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jul 2016 08:24:21 No.27381152 Report

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>tfw I was assaulted by member of Neo Team Plasma
>Couldn't control my boner
>she ran away in disgust
Of all times for my mask fetish to act up...

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