>>27412896This things looks like the kind of thing that
my grandfather would fight with in Monte Cassino shortly after being liberated from Siberian death camps. Stalin freeing the Poles to form the Polish army against Hitler, and on their way South they would pick this mon up as a baby bear. My grandpa didn't smoke but he did eat cigarettes while the soldiers smoked. This mon would ride on the backs of their motorcycles too.
Because all of the soldiers in his battalion were liberated from camps, they wouldn't have homes to bring him to after the war. He would retire in a zoo in Scotland and every time he hears any passers-by speaking Polish, he would come as close as he could to the people at the very edge of his enclosure. And by come I mean by ejaculating.