>at the park waiting for my wife to get out of work
>decide to take over a gym that's around and dump my 2500cp dragonite in there for shits n' giggles
>start beating up the shitmons in the gym
>out of nowhere some pokeloli runs up to me and asks if I'm fighting the gym
>y-yeah
>oh that's cool Mr! I'm fighting it too. Are you blue? I'm blue. I'm fighting with my vaporeon and plan on using my snorlax to defend. Can I see your pokemon? I've been here all day playing. I'm almost out of battery.
>continue to beat the gym with the pokeloli hanging off my arm
>frantically messaging my wife to come find me in the park or I might get arrested for talking to this 10 year old girl

What a terrifying experience. I look like a normie and was still in my business casual clothes because I'm a government paper pusher, but I'm not old enough to be that girls father just yet.

I could just FEEL the soccer mom's throwing daggers at me with their glares.

They must have been anal devastated when my young asian wife came running over to me for a hug.

kek