"Host: Welcome to our coverage of the Unova Sports Spectacular! It’s everyone’s favorite event, the 100-meter dash! Oh... The Red Team’s Pokémon has stepped onto the field! The Bash Buffalo Pokémon, Bouffalant, is scattering everything in its path! From the White Team, its opponent is the fearsome Psychic type, Kadabra! The athletes are at the starting line! Ready, set, go! Wow! Bouffalant charges off the line with a powerful dash! Kadabra is... Wha—? It hasn’t budged an inch from the starting line! Bouffalant is almost to the goal line! What’s this? Kadabra has vanished! It used Teleport! Kadabra crossed the goal in the blink of an eye! What a dramatic come-from-behind win! And that concludes today’s Unova Sports Spectacular coverage from Floccesy Ranch! Oh! Bouffalant is angry with the result and is charging right this way! AAAH!'

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