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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:56:28 No.27480909 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27481004 >>27482041 >>27482733 >>27482734 >>27483078 >>27483325 >>27483776

ITT we pretend that Gen I Pokemon were just released today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:58:12 No.27480968 Report

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/vp/ should've not existed then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:59:13 No.27481004 Report

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>>27480909
I picked the fire lizard because his cool
But i'm stuck on the first gym, it's impossible to beat him.

Should I just pick the turtle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:29:10 No.27481929 Report

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>>27481004
No man, my uncle works for Nintendo and he told he to pick the plant one cuz it beats the first two gyms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:30:02 No.27481959 Report

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>>27481004
I caught this little purple fucker nidoland or something and he learns double kick and it beats the first gym easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:32:31 No.27482030 Report

Quoted By: >>27482112 >>27482213

>>27481959
Monkey is better, I killed all of spiky hair mans pokemon in maximum two hits, but for some reason I guess he's not strong against those starfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:32:52 No.27482041 Report

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>>27480909
>Pick Charmander
>Get to Pewter City and fight Brock
>Charmander can't do shit to his Pokemon
Literally Impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:33:29 No.27482065 Report

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>>27481959
>>27481004
What a loser, you're obviously supposed to catch the monkey that shows uo next to the second town

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:35:11 No.27482112 Report

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>>27481959
Thanks man, but I don't want to grind up to Level 43 just to learn Double Kick.

>>27482030
>>27482065
I picked Blue, you faggot. I can't get Monkey dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:35:46 No.27482134 Report

Quoted By: >>27482213

HO
LY

SHIT

Guys I was fighting my catipillar and it got to level and it turned int a DIFFERENT POKEMON

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:36:05 No.27482148 Report

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wtf is this thing even supposed to be? overdesigned as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:36:20 No.27482154 Report

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>>27481959
Dude you can get him to his final form at lv 16, this thing's fucking broken. I'm legit playing Blue right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:37:13 No.27482181 Report

Quoted By: >>27482213

Guys...Guys...GUYS!!! I fucking caught a pidgey and it evolved into a bigger pidgey. What the fuck kind of shit is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:38:38 No.27482213 Report

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>>27482181
>>27482134
>>27482030
>dial it back anons, too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:38:45 No.27482216 Report

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>>27482112
HAHA Picking blue when RED is obviously the correct choice.

What don't your parents love you anon?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:41:02 No.27482290 Report

Quoted By: >>27483123

It's just a pokeball. Fucking why, Gamefreak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:45:23 No.27482390 Report

Quoted By: >>27482498

>almost end of the forest
>a cute mause apeared
>try the first gym to see how good electric mause is
>no damage at all
i guess nobody will ever use this thing, why botter when the other mause hace cool moves like tackle and quick attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:49:32 No.27482498 Report

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>>27482390
haha idiot

electric doesn't affect the rock-type. it's super effective against water, flying and ground, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:51:48 No.27482562 Report

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My brother told me you can surf through the walls in Mt Moon near the back, and there's anyway up to the top where another fossil Pokemon is--has anyone gotten that far yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:53:40 No.27482601 Report

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>>27482498
Wow what a fucking nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:53:40 No.27482602 Report

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you dumb fuck niggers ember absolutely destroys geodude an Onix because they have no special, resistance be damned

ain't no way to make brock hard in r/b

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:56:37 No.27482666 Report

Quoted By: >>27482705 >>27483123

Vaporeon is total furbait, it looks too feminine, I'm gonna have my Eevee be a Jolteon just to kick its ass. I bet there's already tons of porn of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:58:14 No.27482698 Report

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look at these kids playing pokeman what are you 4 haha nerds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:58:35 No.27482705 Report

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>>27482666
>Those trips
Nice try satan! Vap-nation all the way!!

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:59:22 No.27482733 Report

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>>27480909
What's up with that fucking truck in the harbor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:59:23 No.27482734 Report

Quoted By: >>27483123

>>27480909
What is this shit?
Is this baby's first Megami Tensei?

not me

not me Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:01:22 No.27482791 Report

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Guys I picked the green plant fuck what is it the shit the monkey boy thing poops also when i did and then i went to purple town and the music was simple as fuck and ii found a red ferret or dog i gave it some smoked stone and now it is bigger wtf is this thing and what is that yellow thing that has some cheeks on it looks like a neopet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:02:35 No.27482839 Report

Quoted By: >>27482988

>>27482065
The monkey doesn't show up until after the fourth town anon. And only in Red. Maybe in your newfangled Japan only 'Pikachu edition'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:02:58 No.27482850 Report

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Guys my older cousin told me he evolved his Nidoran into a nidogod and it kills everything with an attack called vaporizer. Also, I'm listening to smash mouth and watching rocket power

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:06:36 No.27482941 Report

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This game is retarded, these little demon things evolve? Evolution is bullshit, the earth is 4000 years old and these damn japs are trying to poison our youth and turn them from the good lord jesus christ trump2016

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:08:16 No.27482988 Report

Quoted By: >>27483031

>>27482839
What the fuck is a pickachu? Is that one of the legendaries or whatever?

not me

not me Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:09:47 No.27483023 Report

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oh and some kid at lunch told me that you could find mew under the truck i think they were serious AND when i was finding a pig monkey i thought the building had them all but i needed six badges like why do i need a badge for a monkey. my mom was reading a magazener when i saw a thing called mew i want my chilli lizard to beat that thing but i ant find it under the truck wtf also when i beat the elite 4 after 12 restarts i went to this cave called croolan CAVE and i found some thing called mewtwo wtf why did mew grow larger orr evolve as the game paper say before i caught it this is as broken as that bug thing that is ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:10:01 No.27483031 Report

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>>27482988
Watch the cartoon of pokemon
It's okay, but it follows the games, kinda

Also that misty is kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:12:01 No.27483078 Report

Quoted By: >>27483123

>>27480909
>Glued together magnets and nails
>A fucking thumb
>Copypaste them in paint and now they are evolutions
What the fuck gamefreak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:12:10 No.27483087 Report

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so i trade my useless avra for something called sr.mimo and holy shit, he can rape the whole game, i just beat koga and seems like only mind mons can resist a hit from sr.mimo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:13:39 No.27483123 Report

Quoted By: >>27483264

you guys are idiots, you're pretending that Gen 1 was released today, and posting as if you're 2nd graders playing their very first Pokemon game.

>>27482148
>>27482290
>>27482666
>>27482734
>>27483078
these guys have the right idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:15:02 No.27483155 Report

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>>27483031
the cartoon? what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:15:23 No.27483167 Report

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>>27483023
>my chili lizard

2much

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:17:51 No.27483225 Report

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its just a birb

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:19:23 No.27483264 Report

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>>27483123
I strongly second this

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:20:06 No.27483276 Report

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2edgy4me

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:21:48 No.27483325 Report

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>>27480909
AHAHAHHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS NEW EXEGGUTOR FORM HOLY SHIT

not me

not me Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:24:27 No.27483400 Report

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once somebody gave me a chef psychic fuck face for my stupid rok and his stupid rock transformed into a dinosauer and his chef psychic is now have no star omg speaking of that somebody has this weird bird thing and my bird wont evolve to it can my chili lizard help with this or no and what channel is the channel on?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:26:18 No.27483452 Report

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Where can I catch a Charmander? I started off with Squirtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:36:15 No.27483710 Report

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>>27481959
get a caterpie, when it evolves into butterfree it kills everything. Poison and confusion, mang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:37:13 No.27483732 Report

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>>27483325
it got rid of the dragon typing and got fucking psychic?? why the fuck does being fat all of a sudden mean its psychic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:38:53 No.27483776 Report

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>>27480909
This Venusaur thing is fucking garbage, why couldn't it be more like Meganium?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:45:18 No.27483929 Report

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I think some of the evolutions they gave the baby Pokemon from last gen are a hit or miss.

Pichu's is alright thanks to Raichu, same with the Igglybuff line, but goddamn, the Cleffa line looks horrible.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:48:57 No.27484034 Report

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>fire type version of vulpix
God, they're raping alola designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:53:19 No.27484133 Report

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>>27483732
Maybe because, THICC is the thinking man's sexual preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:02:04 No.27484337 Report

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>>27483732
because he's "down to earth"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:27:04 No.27485005 Report

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Guys I'm at the purple town and I got the sudden urge to cut my wrists. Anyone else feel that way? Brb, turning up the volume on the game boy.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:36:59 No.27485307 Report

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A pokémon with boobs? This game is pandering to furries!

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:38:53 No.27485354 Report

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>>27485307
>Nidoqueen narrows its eyes seductively as it bounces them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:00:03 No.27485917 Report

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>>27483325
>Grass/Psychic
>All those fucking weaknesses
Goddamn, this poor bastard got fucked over hard both in design and typing for its' Kanto form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:13:03 No.27486270 Report

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>>27483325
why the fuck is it so short, its supposed to be a palm tree
fucking manlets

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