>>27505864You don't know how YouTube works do you? First you sign on to a network so they can promote your videos on the sidebar and play the numbers game, in the hopes that the pool of kids, who despite their low attention spans are the only ones likely the tell their friends and mass together in audience clumps, latch on
Secondly, turn everything about your video up to 11, EVERYTHING, the editing, acting, thumbnails, "comedy", enthusiasm, you name it
Third, latch on to any recurring jokes you establish, and make them a trademark staple of your brand, the more you use them, the better! Dead horse? What's that?
And finally, once you've got yourself a decent following, collaborate with other cancerous content creators with a skit that says "we're reluctant enemies working together - OH WELL, GUESS WE HAVE TO! :^D"
Congratulations, you now make thousands of dollars making koalaty content
which is why I have like 100 subs 
