FOR THE PAST MONTH THE CROWDS HAVE BEEN IN DENIAL, THE SAY I DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAINTOP, TO CLAIM WHATS RIGHTFULLY MINE: THE WORLD WRESTLING POKELEAGUE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. TO THESE WORMS THAT CALL THEMSELVES PEOPLE I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY: WHEN I GET ON THAT SQUARED CIRCLE AND I 1,2,3 MACHAMP ON THE MAT AND TAKE AWAY THE WWP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FROM HIM YOU'LL SEE FOR THE FIRST TIME HOW A CHAMP LOOKS LIKE!

AND THIS CHAMP HAS GOT A 32 INCH NECK, A 64 INCH CHEST, THE PYTHONS THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD.

TO MACHAMP I SAY: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN KITTENMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!?