>>27648879Because this is LITERALLY a sandcastle with little dot eyes.
>magnetsIt's an orb with an eye that features magnets as limbs. It isn't literally a magnet.
>gearsThey have some unique qualities to their design, mainly in the evolutions/the way it evolves. Though, to be fair, nobody here is defending the gears.
>bellsAgain, it has tiny limbs and a little rope on it. As slight as it is, it's not LITERALLY just a bell.
>candlesTiny limbs, evolves into a more unique design.
>swordsHow fucking dare you compare Honedge to this shit. Fuck you.
>keysIt's a small metal fairy that collects keys, it is not the keys itself.
>household appliancesPossessed by a poltergheist which transforms the appliances into a version of itself. Again, not LITERALLY those objects with eyes.
The problem with this thing is that it's literally just a fuckign sand castle. That's it. That's all the thought they put into it. It's literally just a sand castle that moves. Even fucking Vanilluxe has the ice cream cone as an icicle, and that's fucking SOMETHING.
Not to mention it literally only exist because GUYS GET IT? ITS HAWAII!! ALOLA IS HAWAII! THERE'S BEACHES! GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? Same with the Lei.
At this point I'm genuinely expecting a pokemon that's just a flip-flop with eyes.
