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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:04:07 No.27650806 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27650850 >>27650870 >>27650923 >>27650942 >>27650983 >>27651026 >>27651113 >>27651500 >>27651519 >>27651572 >>27651608 >>27651725 >>27651845 >>27651951 >>27651955 >>27652008 >>27652438 >>27655052 >>27656273

WHY DOES IT BECOME RED?!?!
WHY DO THE SCYTHS BECOME CLAWS?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ITS FACE?!?!
WHY IS IT STEEL TYPE?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:06:14 No.27650850 Report

Quoted By: >>27650858

>>27650806
You're like 18 years late dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:06:42 No.27650858 Report

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>>27650850
18 YEARS LATER AND I STILL HAVE NEVER HAD THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:07:04 No.27650870 Report

Quoted By:

>>27650806

They decided to ruin everything cool about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:07:33 No.27650881 Report

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I hate Scizor. Worst mantis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:10:01 No.27650923 Report

Quoted By: >>27650967 >>27651178

>>27650806
you trade it with the metql coat
doesnt imply what kind of metal
metal is copper
copper is reddish/yellow ergo his normal and shinny
he was tired of not being able to pick up his spaggetti so nature finds a way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:10:44 No.27650942 Report

Quoted By: >>27651761

>>27650806
>WHY DOES IT BECOME RED?!?!
Because green Scizor looks like shit.
>WHY DO THE SCYTHS BECOME CLAWS?!?!
Got me there, blades would have been cool still but claws are neat.
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ITS FACE?!?!
It's now more aerodynamic.
>WHY IS IT STEEL TYPE?!?!
Because bug/flying is fucking terrible typing and it's exoskeleton is made of metal? Even scyther has metal blades you retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:11:49 No.27650967 Report

Quoted By: >>27651048 >>27651178

>>27650923
>Copper is steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:12:43 No.27650983 Report

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>>27650806
In the pile of shitty gen 1 designs, Scyther was fucking cool. Then they ruined it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:14:56 No.27651026 Report

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>>27650806
>WHY DOES IT BECOME RED?!?!
He's rusty.
>WHY DO THE SCYTHS BECOME CLAWS?!?!
Snip snip baby.
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ITS FACE?!?!
Link trading with specific items really does a number on you, like when two people holding hands use a teleporter in movies and the come out with their hands melded together. Ya boy scyther got mutated.
>WHY IS IT STEEL TYPE?!?!
Metal Coat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:15:58 No.27651048 Report

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>>27650967
>nature finds a way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:16:31 No.27651060 Report

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It evolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:19:04 No.27651113 Report

Quoted By: >>27652025

>>27650806
If you hate it so much, don't use it. Scyther and Scizor have the same BST. Scizor is just maximized for Attack and Defense while Scyther is built for speed.

Scizor has MUCH better typing, and can mega evolve. But Scyther can use Eviolite because of Scizor. Quit bitching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:23:04 No.27651178 Report

Quoted By: >>27651236 >>27652213

>>27650923
>>27650967
Steel rust is red, dunno why you went to copper oxidation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:25:51 No.27651236 Report

Quoted By: >>27651248

>>27651178
that would be retarded if it was rusted steel, because in that case, not only is the pokemon ugly, but it's also defective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:26:31 No.27651248 Report

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>>27651236
>Implying Scizor is ugly
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:39:40 No.27651500 Report

Quoted By: >>27651578 >>27651844

>>27650806
Scizor was one of my favorite pokemon since i was a kid playing crystal, i dont understand all this hate for him ç.ç

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:40:55 No.27651519 Report

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>>27650806
Its exoskeleton is metallic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:43:59 No.27651572 Report

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>>27650806
Because trade-evolutions are all about rigorous transformation. Machoke gets 2 extra arms when it evolves, Kadabra loses its tail, Onix gains an underbite and becomes valid and Scyther becomes red with claws.

>""m-muh headcanon""
>everything I stated is valid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:44:19 No.27651578 Report

Quoted By: >>27651687 >>27651702

>>27651500
Genwunners vehemently hate anything that perverts their precious original 151.

Also even remotely edgy things are now labeled taboo by the internet at large, which sadly Scizor fits the description of. They can all eat a dick for all I care, I love my Scizor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:46:03 No.27651608 Report

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>>27650806
Red looks coolor

Pincers are better at grabbing things by blade arms

Its entire exoskeleton is now metallic so its Steel Type

I assume it no longer has to eat thats why its mouth is missing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:51:57 No.27651687 Report

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>>27651578
mega scizor is trash tho and i like scizor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:53:10 No.27651702 Report

Quoted By: >>27651814 >>27651910

>>27651578
OP here
not a genwunner, most of my favorite pokemon are from gen 3 and 4
scizor is just shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:55:23 No.27651725 Report

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>>27650806
>WHY DO THE SCYTHS BECOME CLAWS?!?!
because a claw is probably a lot stronger than a scythe
>WHY DOES IT BECOME RED?!?!
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ITS FACE?!?!
>WHY IS IT STEEL TYPE?!?!
because trade evolutions tend to look drastically different than their pre-evos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:56:57 No.27651761 Report

Quoted By: >>27651810 >>27651868

>>27650942
>It's now more aerodynamic
>lower speed

>scyther has metal blades
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:59:33 No.27651810 Report

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>>27651761
>more aerodynamic means more speed
it's slower cuz it's heavier

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 14:59:46 No.27651814 Report

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>>27651702
>scizor is just shit
>my favorite pokemon are from gen 3
I think your taste is what's shit here, fampai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:01:07 No.27651844 Report

Quoted By: >>27651904

>>27651500
Arm Fucking Blades > Red Trapinch Hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:01:12 No.27651845 Report

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>>27650806
Because it wasn't intended to be an evolution. It was supposed to be scythers version of heracross. Similar pokemon with identical BST. Gamefreak just decided to make scyther evolve into it for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:02:11 No.27651868 Report

Quoted By: >>27651900 >>27652075

>>27651761
Aerodynamic =/= Faster you fucking retard. It's still heavier than Scyther.

>Implying Scyther's blades aren't metal
Then what the fuck are they made of, retard? Certainly not some sort of bone, they clearly shine in the anime and shit like metal, make the sound of metal when they clash, and are the color of steel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:04:08 No.27651900 Report

Quoted By: >>27651943

>>27651868
Fucking chitin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:04:16 No.27651904 Report

Quoted By: >>27652007

>>27651844
Scizor's claws are much more dexterous and easier to wield than Scyther's giant blades. Plus now it can crush things. They are easily better.

Did you ever fucking stop to wonder why no real world creature ever evolved fucking arm blades? Because they are shit. Meanwhile pincers are common as fuck. Even real mantises don't have blades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:04:40 No.27651910 Report

Quoted By:

>>27651702
Genwonner* corrected your mistake. No need to thank me, unless you want to commit seppuku. That's perfectly acceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:06:06 No.27651943 Report

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>>27651900
>Looks like metal
>Shines like metal
>Sounds like metal
>Evolves into a steel type
>MUST BE CHITIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:06:33 No.27651951 Report

Quoted By:

>>27650806
>not a dinosaur for no fucking reason
Scizor is better just because of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:06:46 No.27651955 Report

Quoted By:

>>27650806
it fused with the metal coat dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:07:33 No.27651970 Report

Quoted By: >>27652010 >>27652060 >>27654750

Scizor is one of my favorites. Scyther is also nice, and a very cool concept. It's just that edgy emo weaboo teens prefer scythes over claws.

I hope there's an Alolan Scyther though which gets rid of that useless Bug/Flying typing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:07:58 No.27651976 Report

Quoted By: >>27652010

why are people suddenly so autistic about scizor
i dont remember this being an issue when gen 2 was new or even during gens 3-5 days
lots of pokemon change type also it looks cool who cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:09:17 No.27652005 Report

Quoted By:

Scizor and scyther have always been my favs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:09:24 No.27652007 Report

Quoted By:

>>27651904
wtf i hate arm blades now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:09:25 No.27652008 Report

Quoted By: >>27652025

>>27650806
Protip: While Scizor is an evolution it's really just a scyther more focused on attack and defense rather than speed. They both have the same stat total, Scyther's speed was just lowered for offense/defense/better typing is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:09:35 No.27652010 Report

Quoted By: >>27652116

>>27651970
>Bug/Water Scyther that evolves into Steel/Water Scizor
FUND IT.

>>27651976
It's literally just one autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:10:46 No.27652025 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652008
See
>>27651113

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:12:56 No.27652060 Report

Quoted By: >>27652238

>>27651970
>It's just that edgy emo weaboo teens prefer scythes over claws
did you reach your daily quota of buzzwords with that post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:13:55 No.27652075 Report

Quoted By: >>27652146

>>27651868
Calm down m8. Just because his scythes are sharp doesn't mean they're made of metal. Lots of animals have sharp claws and horns that are made of natural material.

>shine
Not exclusive to metal.

>make the sound of metal
Done in the anime to sound cool, same reason swords in movies make that schwing sound when they're unsheathed. And since when is the anime canon?

>and are the color of steel
So's my pillow, doesn't make it steel.

And if Scyther did have metal blades why isn't it steel type or able to learn metal claw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:15:54 No.27652116 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652010
>Water/Steel Scizor
>Gets Technician STAB Bullet Punch AND Aqua Jet
>No more x4 weakness
MY DICK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:16:28 No.27652128 Report

Quoted By: >>27652146 >>27652209 >>27652325

I just want a mon with straight sword-like arms or a sword n' board like mon with a similar ability to Aegislash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:17:12 No.27652146 Report

Quoted By: >>27652190

>>27652075
>And if Scyther did have metal blades why isn't it steel type or able to learn metal claw?
Because it doesn't have claws. It has blades.

>>27652128
Kabutops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:18:52 No.27652190 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652146
kabutops has scythes ur morang

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:20:09 No.27652209 Report

Quoted By: >>27652241

>>27652128
>What is Bisharp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:20:24 No.27652213 Report

Quoted By:

>>27651178
>copper oxidation
>red

kill yourself you uneducated delinquent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:21:46 No.27652238 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652060
Found the triggered fuccboi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:21:55 No.27652241 Report

Quoted By: >>27652273 >>27652303 >>27652549

>>27652209
do u fucking know what a straight sword is u retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:23:51 No.27652273 Report

Quoted By: >>27652288

>>27652241
Bisharp is a legit bladed arm pokemon thats my point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:24:44 No.27652288 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652273
well ur point is as curved as ur sexuality u fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:25:22 No.27652303 Report

Quoted By: >>27652316

>>27652241
>I WANT MUH EDGY DUAL SWORD SAO KIRITO POKEYMANZ AND WILL ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
This is what you sound like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:26:28 No.27652316 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652303
i dont know what the fuck ur saying retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:26:46 No.27652325 Report

Quoted By: >>27652395

>>27652128
Escavalier is the closest you'll get to a knight mon or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:30:56 No.27652395 Report

Quoted By: >>27652498

>>27652325
uses lances and would be cool if they didn't look like sucked on candy canes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:34:01 No.27652438 Report

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>>27650806
Scizor > Scyther, go bitch about it some more normie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:37:00 No.27652498 Report

Quoted By: >>27652522 >>27653523 >>27654320

>>27652395
Fuck you man Escavalier is a total bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:38:09 No.27652522 Report

Quoted By: >>27652567

>>27652498
CANDY
CANES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:39:17 No.27652549 Report

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>>27652241
(You) Retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 15:40:02 No.27652567 Report

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>>27652522
>I've never seen a jousting lance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 16:28:50 No.27653523 Report

Quoted By: >>27654320 >>27654821

>>27652498
beedrill shits on this nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 17:13:54 No.27654320 Report

Quoted By:

>>27652498
>>27653523
Can't they get along? They're both my bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 17:33:06 No.27654750 Report

Quoted By: >>27654854

>>27651970
You seem like a nice Anon.
Here, have some mantis variant: http://swordinspectre.tumblr.com/post/118625894365/skittyart-mantises-have-some-really-cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 17:36:37 No.27654821 Report

Quoted By:

>>27653523
Not 1 vs 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 17:37:48 No.27654854 Report

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>>27654750
I didnt knew that the giant devil mantis was a thing.
I thought we win when we got the orchid mantis this gen, but it seems that there are still a lot of epic mantis to use

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 17:47:05 No.27655052 Report

Quoted By: >>27655399

>>27650806
I'd just imagine that it's a cyborg insect, or an insect wearing armor.
>why does it become red
nigga you're asking the wrong type of people, it's just a design choice, besides, it's probably paint, similar to a car
>why do the scythes become claws
again, probably design choice, and probably for the better too, claws are much more better than just slicing
>what happened to it's face
C Y B O R G
>why is it steel
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 18:05:16 No.27655399 Report

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>>27655052
suck my cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 18:51:59 No.27656273 Report

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>>27650806
Clamps was taken already

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