Step 1: sit out in the sun all day, half of me covered in various cancer-causing sunscreens, the other half with nothing, leaving it unprotected from the cancer-causing sun
>inb4 Solgaleo learns Toxic by level-up
Step 2: Get Cancer
Step 3: "I-I just want a move tutor for Crabhammer so I can have my level 13 Krabby with it, I don't think I'll make it long enough to train it up when Sun and Moon comes out.. Sorry if it's too much, I understand..."
Mew can now be taught Crabhammer
Denialfags BTFO
I probably die though
