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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:19:23 No.27676148 View View Reply Original Report

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What would your team be if pokemon were real?
Pic related, I probably wouldn't be the strongest trainer because i'd be only catching cutemons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:21:05 No.27676181 Report

Quoted By: >>27682975

Arbok, Krookodile, Ariados, Gliscor, Vikavolt, Feraligatr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:23:33 No.27676219 Report

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>>27676148
Judging from Pokemon Go, I'd probably have three Vaporeons, and three Exeggutors. Eggy has been my bro since Gen 1, though. I'd probably use one IRL if given the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:24:30 No.27676235 Report

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>>27676148
Why not evolve? All of those Pokemon's evolution's happen to be cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:24:39 No.27676237 Report

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Probably catch whichever bear was most local, and become a traveler and adventurer. Catch mischievous Pokemon along the way like Scrafty, Whimsicott, Sableye whenever I can find them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:26:13 No.27676261 Report

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>>27676235
I wouldn't do a lot of battling. I'd probably feed them pokepuffs and play with them most of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:27:20 No.27676282 Report

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Kangaskhan xerneas landorusT cressellia amoongus and smergle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:34:27 No.27676378 Report

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Quagsire because hes my absolute favourite.
Elgyem because i have a huge boner for space and aliens and deoxys is out of my reach. i wouldnt be evolving because everyone needs a shouldermon.
Archeops and Aurorus, because i have even bigger boner for fossils and dinosaurs. especially raptors and long necked dinos.
Goodra because i had a snail as a pet when i was younger.
And probably Weavile because im more of a night person and i live in a cold climate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:34:58 No.27676382 Report

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>>27676148
Some of these Pokemkn are useful in reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:36:37 No.27676405 Report

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>>27676148
gay fuccboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:36:43 No.27676407 Report

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If Pokemon were real just imagine how fucking profitable tourism would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:37:06 No.27676412 Report

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Shedinja (shouldermon)
Gardevoir
Misdreavus
Dusknoir
Sableye
Inkay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:39:48 No.27676445 Report

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>>27676382
>"useful in reality" meme
No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:41:41 No.27676470 Report

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>>27676382
>Pokemon are real!
>Im a special snowflake so I have Registeel and Jirachi

You clearly missed the point of this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:45:19 No.27676531 Report

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qaugsire/wooper
exegutor if i could get it to evolve
Abra
and a dog like pokkemon like herdier maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:49:12 No.27676596 Report

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a golurk

nothing else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:55:33 No.27676707 Report

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I'll just the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 15:56:12 No.27676723 Report

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If for example we got a starter Pokemon would they divide the 7 sets across all 7 continents? What would North America get? Because that'd probably be my only Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:00:12 No.27676796 Report

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>>27676412
I'd also probably be a psychic due to my IRL obsession with magic and the occult. Speaking of which, people used to always say that my great grandma had ESP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:01:09 No.27676813 Report

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>>27676148
Everyone imagines themselves as some badass pokemon trainer, but in the show, those appear to be in the minority. Most people just live their lives with pokemon around.

So, I'd have a pet dog -- Growlithe -- who I would take camping and he could start campfires with ember. And I would always debate whether to go invest in a Firestone, but then I'd remember Growlithe is a cute puppy and a Firestone is a fucking car payment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:05:39 No.27676896 Report

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Torterra for Lopunny to ride because it is so cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:13:05 No.27677040 Report

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:15:46 No.27677067 Report

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>>27676148
I'm currently in school to work as a library technician, but I'm also a future anthropology student.

Too bad there isn't a pokemon based on a book, that would be perfect (gamefreak please). I probably would only have one or two pokemon to be honest. Something to help out on the job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:31:15 No.27677344 Report

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>>27676148

Espeon
Milotic
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Roserade
Froslass

I actually aim to create this team in every game I play, and it can kick ass pretty well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:40:40 No.27677528 Report

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If pokémon were real the area outside of a pokémon center would be a public arena in constant use by people knocking each other out and running in to heal for experience all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:44:12 No.27677590 Report

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At least:
>Slowbro
>Sableye
>Porygon2
>Gligar
>Tyrantrum

I'll reserve the last spot for Wigglytuff, Gengar or Rotom, maybe

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:50:19 No.27677690 Report

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Ones that would naturally make good pets. And some of them are at least somewhat functionally strong for battle

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 16:51:14 No.27677710 Report

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:11:52 No.27678095 Report

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Growlithe for sure.
If Rockruff takes a similar patch, I'm taking that boy too.
I spent a good five minutes thinking of a team, but I like Pokemon too much to easily narrow it down besides growlithe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:49:44 No.27678790 Report

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>>27676282
>>Xerneas
>>Implying if pokemon were real some random dude would have a legendary and it wouldn't be caught by the government

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:50:47 No.27678811 Report

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>>27676412
Why use dusknoir when you can just use dusclops with evolite

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:51:16 No.27678816 Report

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>>27676261
Autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:52:40 No.27678844 Report

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>>27677344
Why have the delicate frosslass as a pokemon in the battlefield? Just to use destiny bond?! #pokemonrights

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:53:29 No.27678861 Report

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Spearow and Amoonguss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:57:07 No.27678930 Report

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>>27676148
I would have:

Raichu
Arcanine
Umbreon
Slowbro
Mimikyu
Aggron

How good or bad a trainer would I be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 17:58:07 No.27678948 Report

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>Houndoom
>Glaceon
>Umbreon
(Puppies!)
>Duskull
(shouldermon)
>Gogoat
(riding/surfing)
>Charizard
(flying)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:03:54 No.27679042 Report

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I'd like to have these guys with me at first, but of course I would eventually try to get them evolved by hard training.
I'd make them strong, not only have them strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:06:20 No.27679098 Report

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I'd be happy with chatot as shouldermon, escavalier and vespiquen as my companions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:08:53 No.27679152 Report

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Dragonite or Salamence because it's powerful and I can fly on that shit around the world.
Lapras so I can ride it on the seas when my dragon needs a rest.
Arcanine to keep my team and I warm and because I like dogs.
Blissey because they make excellent assistants.
Rotom because it can possess objects which provides great utility.
A female Gardevoire as a useful powerhouse and as a show/contest mon.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:15:06 No.27679253 Report

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The top five here and and sableye. I really don't care how efficient or.powerful this team is, would just travel the world with my bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:23:37 No.27679383 Report

Quoted By: >>27679720 >>27679858

Good taste ITT.

My bro would probably be Porygon2 if I could obtain one. Porygons are apparently quite common in places like labs so I guess it would be feasible. We'd shitpost together and he'd navigate the Internet to find me good porn. Also definitely viable for battle, so there's that.

Then I'd get a Ninjask. I don't think Nincadas would be very rare. Ninjask is hard to train but I'm sure it would be rewarding in the end. Not to mention I get a free Shedinja.

Then I guess Gliscor would be my third bro.

Mons like Eevee, Dratini, Spiritomb or Rotom would probably be too rare for someone like me but I like them as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:41:12 No.27679677 Report

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>>27676382
Shit taste because no sea bunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:44:01 No.27679720 Report

Quoted By: >>27680237

>>27679383
You could get a rotom through your porygon though. make the porygon navigate through interwebz to search for a place that rotom haunts. also excellent taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:46:50 No.27679769 Report

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Ninjask, and then whatever I bond with emotionally as I travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:47:21 No.27679776 Report

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>>27676219
>Exeggutor
>in pokemon go
>3
Literally how? I've only found 2 Exeggcutes since the day it came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:50:17 No.27679826 Report

Quoted By: >>27679837

>>27677067
So looking through a list of pokemon I compiled a list of pokemon I think I could reasonably obtain.

1. Grumpig - I live in a farming community, but I also adore pigs so I think it could work out well.
2. Slowking - Could be a wonderful research partner. Don't know how I would find one though.
3. Omastar - I collect ammonites in real life, so all I would have to do is find a place that could revive it

Some pokemon I could find on my travels as a Social/Cultural Anthropologist:
1. Sigilyph - found in old ruins and buildings, could be used as a flyer and protector
2. Medicham - found atop of mountains, in isolated communities, could be a great pokemon to have as a travelling partner

And that's about it I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:51:06 No.27679837 Report

Quoted By: >>27679888

>>27679826

>I live in a farming community, but I also adore pigs so I think it could work out well.

Until it's time to harvest him for bacon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:51:11 No.27679840 Report

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Arceus
Mewtwo
Gengar
Palkia
M-Lucario
Rayquaza

I'm a bad ass who likes to kick ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:52:07 No.27679858 Report

Quoted By: >>27680237

>>27679383

Porygon is literally a manmade pokemon. You can literally make your own right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:53:44 No.27679886 Report

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>>27678816
>all these smogon-tier teams
>not autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:53:47 No.27679888 Report

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>>27679837
Haha, I don't eat meat so I don't think it would be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:55:37 No.27679932 Report

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>Scraggy
>Wartortle
>Murkrow
>Pancham/Pangoro
>Cubchoo/Beartic
>Tediiursa/Ursaring

I too love cutemons, and also bearmons.
First three are my all time favorites and will remain unevolved.
Last three would definitely evolve at some point for practical use and battling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 18:59:02 No.27680021 Report

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>>27676148
For real live huh?
Meowth for sure since I am a cat lover first and foremost.
Crobat because I really miss the little brown bat I ended up nursing back to health when I was a kid, and also because i'm short enough to ride it wherever I need to
Mankey cause Pokemon Go revived my love for the fighting monkey and because there is so many around where I live right now that it makes sense.
Pumpkaboo cause I am a slut for Halloween
Murkrow cause who doesn't want their own pet crow?
And finally Gengar because although it'd probably be a pain in the ass to raise, its still one of my all time favorite pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 19:01:09 No.27680073 Report

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>>27676796
Your great grandma had an extra sexy penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 19:09:40 No.27680237 Report

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>>27679720
Yeah I guess, and thanks. But what if Rotom is in an electrical appliance that isn't connected to the Internet?
>>27679858
Porygon is man-made just like an OS is man-made. Doesn't mean anyone can build one from scratch, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 19:14:38 No.27680331 Report

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Xerneas dragonite lucario bishop gardevoir and darkrai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 19:17:50 No.27680394 Report

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>>27677690
Great taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 19:23:48 No.27680510 Report

Quoted By: >>27681326

Shirodesuna for shelter, Tropius, Miltank and Chancey for food, Gardevoir to teleport us around (and other reasons) and Shedinja because it's my bro.
I'm pretty sure more than a couple of these guys can learn Sunny Day so I'm good when it comes to weather.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 20:03:43 No.27681326 Report

Quoted By: >>27681556

>>27680510
Come to think of it, maybe I don't want sand in my shoes and all over my butt all the time. Can anyone think of other Pokemon that can act as, or create shelter easily? Any Pokedex entries I'm forgetting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 20:12:55 No.27681556 Report

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>>27681326
Torterra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 20:38:57 No.27682469 Report

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Treecko starter, Growlithe, Honchkrow, Joltik, Sandshrew, Gligar
>Not going for a type variety and realistic ecosystem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 20:41:49 No.27682582 Report

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>>27678811
Because everyone and their mother runs knock off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 20:51:25 No.27682975 Report

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>>27676181
Literally australian team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 21:04:39 No.27683522 Report

Quoted By: >>27683954

I'd probably just have a Mightyena or Herdier or something to keep me company

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 21:13:47 No.27683954 Report

Quoted By: >>27687121

>>27683522
>Mightyena
>Comfy
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 22:18:20 No.27687121 Report

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>>27683954
he said company not comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Aug 2016 22:45:22 No.27688452 Report

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>Mawile
(my first and only perfect IV Shiny)

>Vileplum
(use her in every fire red playthrogh)

>Eevee/Umbreon
(obvious cute mon for pets)

>Talonflame
(best bird, can fly places)

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