I can't believe Ballio is not real, holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from today's corocoro. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Ballio not real? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Poopmaid is real. I want a future to believe in. I want Ballio to wreck the shit of VGC and OU and become S+ rank in Ubers. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Popplio had a clown theme???? This is so fucked.