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Woman tells police she was raped by a Pokémon

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 13:55:46 No.27707894 View View Reply Original Report

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What Pokémon do you fear raping you?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 13:57:42 No.27707945 Report

Quoted By: >>27709777 >>27709981 >>27710135

Sounds like tetris effect + sleep paralysis
I fucking hate sleep paralysis shit is too spooky

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:00:12 No.27708003 Report

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ayyyyyyyyy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:01:31 No.27708037 Report

Quoted By: >>27712588

I use Tumblr, but that's fucking ridiculous. No computer can rape you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:02:40 No.27708067 Report

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>>27707894
>pokemon go character
It keeps happening!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:04:51 No.27708106 Report

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>>27707894
>Treating Dailymail like a legitimate source

People on /vp/ will believe anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:07:49 No.27708155 Report

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>ywn be raped by male charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:17:53 No.27708349 Report

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>>27707894
>everyone in /vp/ would kill for a chance to have sex with a pokemon
>a normie gets it
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:37:15 No.27708684 Report

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>>27708349

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:51:40 No.27708943 Report

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>>27708349
A grill at that.

Fuck this universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:57:04 No.27709040 Report

Quoted By: >>27710805

>>27707894
> RAPED by a Pokémon Go character
>Raped
>Pokémon Go character
They can't keep getting away with this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:57:23 No.27709046 Report

Quoted By: >>27709145

>>27708349
Fucking normies always ruining everything for us REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 14:59:31 No.27709085 Report

Quoted By: >>27709216

>>27707894
I want a cute Gardevoir to rape me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:02:33 No.27709145 Report

Quoted By: >>27709376

>>27708349
>>27708943
>>27709046

Maybe that's why it happened.
It was a Pokemon that gets of on the thrill of raping people.

If it was anyone of us here, the thrill would've been lost as we're all fucked enough to enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:06:14 No.27709210 Report

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>>27707894
It's a fucking cult. These people are deranged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:06:35 No.27709216 Report

Quoted By: >>27709318

>>27709085
By definition it's impossible to "want" rape. You can want sex but rape means you didn't want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:10:24 No.27709299 Report

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>a pokemon go character
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:10:40 No.27709308 Report

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I think the Pokemon should fear me instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:11:09 No.27709317 Report

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:11:10 No.27709318 Report

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>>27709216
I want sex I don't want. Is that too hard to understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:13:41 No.27709376 Report

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>>27709145
>It was a Pokemon that gets of on the thrill of raping people.
>niggermon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:14:18 No.27709386 Report

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>>27707894
>DailyFail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:20:04 No.27709497 Report

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Who doesn't want to be raped by a machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:23:54 No.27709570 Report

Quoted By: >>27709585 >>27709619 >>27709639 >>27710231 >>27711689 >>27712067 >>27712718

Quick!
Name one thing women don't claim has raped them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:24:37 No.27709585 Report

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>>27709570
money

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:25:42 No.27709609 Report

Quoted By: >>27710845

>>27707894
>Pokemon Go character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:26:00 No.27709619 Report

Quoted By:

>>27709570
money

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:27:04 No.27709639 Report

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>>27709570
Me. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:27:56 No.27709656 Report

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Meme magic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:33:06 No.27709777 Report

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>>27707945
Sounds like, sleep paralysis has been known to cause hallucinations of figures like demons, aliens, and yes monsters WELL before Pokemon.
I think playing too much made connect dots that weren't there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:34:19 No.27709796 Report

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>tfw you will never be raped by one of eeveelutions

Life is trully suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:42:43 No.27709981 Report

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>>27707945

Does the tetris effect make you believe you were actually raped by fictional creatures after you're awake and conscious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:50:54 No.27710135 Report

Quoted By: >>27712268

>people jumping on the "muh SJW boogeyman" train when the lady's in fucking Russia. RUSSIA
>people ignoring stuff like >>27707945
>people taking Daily Mail, a source that's a step up from tabloids, seriously

Dolts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:55:35 No.27710231 Report

Quoted By:

>>27709570
Milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 15:58:51 No.27710315 Report

Quoted By: >>27711730

>>27707894
>Daily Mail
For those outside the uk, only our equivalent of trailer trash read the daily mail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:01:20 No.27710351 Report

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>>27707894
Well we've already heard about how PoGo is racist and that the male players are misogynists. Now I guess we can add promoting rape culture to the list

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:01:41 No.27710358 Report

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>>27707894
>Iwata died for this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:08:33 No.27710520 Report

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>tfw Female Heliolisk never rape you
>tfw She never use Electric for pleasure/pain in you body
>tfw Never ride you in 5 seconds

Be an hero, be an hero :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:23:17 No.27710805 Report

Quoted By: >>27710845 >>27712347

>>27709040
But it was on pokemon go.
They can't say "she was raped by a pokemon character on pokemon go", that would be redundant.

Everybody knows pokemon go characters aren't original characters, but that speciffic one is a pokemon go character. You get it?
Not all normies are fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:25:21 No.27710845 Report

Quoted By:

>>27710805
Was meant for
>>27709609
Also

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:31:41 No.27710967 Report

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>youll never be dicked to death by a complete forme zygarde

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:40:56 No.27711125 Report

Quoted By: >>27711172

>you will never be choked to death by Sylveon's ribbons while she raping you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 16:43:33 No.27711172 Report

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>>27711125
Only good post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:07:06 No.27711640 Report

Quoted By: >>27711757 >>27711841 >>27712469

>>27708349
This is the reason why I don't come here anymore. You guys take it too far. Just like the bronies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:10:34 No.27711689 Report

Quoted By: >>27711788

>>27709570
Money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:12:54 No.27711730 Report

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>>27710315
Wait, I thought that was The Sun? Or the Mirror? One of them anyway, they always looked the fucking same to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:14:34 No.27711757 Report

Quoted By:

>>27711640
same,this board is only worth when a new game comes out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:16:08 No.27711788 Report

Quoted By:

>>27711689
Money rapes everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:19:21 No.27711841 Report

Quoted By: >>27711883 >>27712116

>>27711640
Stop taking everything too seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:21:49 No.27711883 Report

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>>27711841
yiff yourself furryfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:25:21 No.27711960 Report

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>you'll never be raped by Pangoro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:27:26 No.27711996 Report

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>>27707894
>virtual reality
No, it's augmented reality you fucking retards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:27:39 No.27712001 Report

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>>27708349
>>27708943
>normie and grill
Feels bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:30:15 No.27712067 Report

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>>27709570

Jackie Chan!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:32:19 No.27712116 Report

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>>27711841
You first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:39:54 No.27712268 Report

Quoted By: >>27716173

>>27710135
>noone mentioned sjw or anything related until your post
>y-yuh sjw boogeyman!1!
epic shitpost, loser

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:39:57 No.27712271 Report

Quoted By:

>>27707894
>Pokemon go character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:42:45 No.27712320 Report

Quoted By:

>>27707894
>Russia

No wonder, they're famous for their Pokérotica

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:44:32 No.27712347 Report

Quoted By: >>27714286

>>27710805
You can just call them Pokémon, not Pokémon characters. How about "Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokémon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:49:40 No.27712469 Report

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>>27711640
This is an article about a woman claiming to have been raped by a Pokemon.

It's open season at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:53:39 No.27712552 Report

Quoted By: >>27713612

>buy huge charmander costume
>sneak in people's houses
>rape them
>nobody believes them
Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 17:55:19 No.27712588 Report

Quoted By: >>27712934

>>27708037
The really sad part is that I don't think this post is bait. /vp/ has truly been lost to retards like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:00:00 No.27712709 Report

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>>27707894
Well, lucky cunt. I want a pokemon to rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:00:19 No.27712718 Report

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>>27709570
shekels

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:05:43 No.27712864 Report

Quoted By: >>27712901 >>27713320

>>27707894
>implying you wouldn't let Machamp do whatever it wants to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:07:00 No.27712901 Report

Quoted By: >>27713320

>>27712864
Hun is a fucking psycho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:08:23 No.27712934 Report

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>>27712588
You can thank those fucking retarded and cancerous Poketubers for gating in people like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:26:49 No.27713320 Report

Quoted By: >>27713496

>>27712901
>>27712864
Wh-who?
Wh-what's ha-happening there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:33:10 No.27713496 Report

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>>27713320
Hun is an artist with a really nice style who loves drawing cute Pokegirls. However, sometimes Hun forgets to take his medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:37:51 No.27713612 Report

Quoted By: >>27713744

>>27712552
Yeah except semen is a trace of evidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:44:01 No.27713744 Report

Quoted By: >>27713773

>>27713612
>yeah we'll just take this charmander semen back to the office

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:45:16 No.27713773 Report

Quoted By: >>27713867

>>27713744
>they bag and tag the semen
>then eat it the moment they get in the car

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:49:41 No.27713867 Report

Quoted By: >>27713961

>>27713773
>they write down the taste and texture to be the first real life human beings to document Pokesemen
>"One down, 150 to go"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 18:55:17 No.27713961 Report

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>>27713867
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xKWiCMKKJg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 19:09:48 No.27714286 Report

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>>27712347
I guess, but that doesn't describe the situation very well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Aug 2016 20:27:09 No.27716173 Report

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>>27712268
People mentioned tumblr and stereotypes of what feminists think, which is pretty much the equivalent of saying it.

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