I know you've been tainted by that faggot shit mermaid.

We've had so much fun, so many smiles.
I knew what you wanted, I knew you needed me to protect you from the furry hell that's coming, from your own urges, but you went and have forgotten me.
Now, I need something.

...(You).
Smile, anon.
Soon, anon.
You'll come to find that there's so much fun to have!