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>>27731598
well shes not fat, which is good. on a yes/no scale, she is a yes

>>27731851
being a gangly mess with low self esteem is bad for me, a guy. no girl wants that, but guys want those kinds of girls... cause they can actually get them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:24:01 No.27731990 Report

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>>27731598
Frankenstein and his monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:24:31 No.27731994 Report

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>Even the Pokemon Centers were empty

What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:24:44 No.27731996 Report

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>>27731875
im so confused why is he like passing cute in the first image but like not cute in the second

it's like he aged ten years or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:26:32 No.27732010 Report

Quoted By: >>27732027 >>27732047 >>27742641

>tfw no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:28:55 No.27732027 Report

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>>27732010
>tfw gf that thinks you're fat and doesn't get turned on by you

It's far worse then not having one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:29:51 No.27732034 Report

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>>27731985
Low self esteem girls are the worst. I got one from Tinder and had to drop her after a week. Always talking about how no one likes her, how her boss at work is using her, how she's not as pretty as other girls (she was pretty cute so I don't know how she got there), and expected me to text back right away every fucking hour or she'll get worried. Blocked the number and went back to gaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:30:24 No.27732039 Report

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>>27731345
>20 levels underleveled in blue
That would be about level 25. You usually don't even make it to level 50 before beating the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:30:26 No.27732040 Report

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Lol atleast he has a gf, and judging from their tweets they have a pretty healthy relationship. If I remember right she also browses /vp/ but not sure. Anyway, he is in a happy relationship while most of you weebs are not. Have a nice day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:30:58 No.27732043 Report

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>>27731345
I partially agree with him.
The games didn't get any easier if you don't grind, but I finished OR while being 20 levels underlevelled, so there is that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:31:41 No.27732047 Report

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>>27732010
i know ive been trying to get one for the past 25 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:33:07 No.27732061 Report

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i just am scrolling through his gf's pictures and i realized that mister Joe never smiles ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:35:01 No.27732077 Report

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>>27731345
No one sane actually thinks blue was hard. The issue is that difficulty was actually going up for a while in the series, but then it dropped down.
Platinum/HGSS/BW1+2 where at the top and then after that things starting dropping in difficulty.

People usually aren't comparing newer games to gen 1 when it comes to difficulty. They're comparing it gen 4 and 5.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:35:11 No.27732078 Report

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Stop filling up my previous /vp/ with posts about Joe and his fucking menial social accomplishments WRYYYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:36:22 No.27732087 Report

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>>27731996
Meth's one hell of a drug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:36:24 No.27732089 Report

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>>27732077
HGSS was the fucking peak of difficulty, i still have trouble going back and replaying because the game is so ruthless

and i fucking love them for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:38:49 No.27732105 Report

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Gump breeding should be illegal god damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:43:38 No.27732143 Report

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>>27731345
Good for him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 11:45:33 No.27732177 Report

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>>27732087
Winners don't do drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 12:54:03 No.27732885 Report

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>>27731996
The first picture is an insanely good picture of him, and it makes him look much better than he actually is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 12:57:06 No.27732920 Report

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>>27731598
>this is a 10/10 in britland

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 12:58:44 No.27732941 Report

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>>27731380
>When I was a kid I got a lance into a real pickle with my bellsprout that was easily half its health.
>real pickle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 13:00:12 No.27732956 Report

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>>27731996
It's just an insanely good angle, you can tell because he's had it as his Twitter pic for years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 13:56:43 No.27733539 Report

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>>27731598
That really seems like a bad picture. Compare that to her in the video >>27731567

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:04:32 No.27733621 Report

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>>27731996
Any picture of anyone while they're in the middle of talking looks completely ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:23:18 No.27733849 Report

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>>27732027
Are you gonna do something about it or are you just gonna keep bitchin? Because Im in pretty good shape and I'll fuck her if I see her.

Assuming she isn't a trainwreck in that case get fatter and get her to leave you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:25:27 No.27733865 Report

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>>27733539
still looks ugly as fuck to me, not an improvement in any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:26:42 No.27733877 Report

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>>27733865
You clearly have horrific taste. She's really cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:29:49 No.27733923 Report

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>>27731996
The first was professionally taken by some gaming site (IGN?) at a gaming event, so it was touched up before being up on their main site. It's also a good angle that hides his bizarre head shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:31:06 No.27733937 Report

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>>27731996
Perspective changes a lot.

I like the way I look when it's a straight up 100% mugshot but when I turn my head even a little I want to punch myself to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:38:42 No.27734043 Report

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>>27733865
When you got a face like Joe, you should be grateful. Or maybe she's just too 3D for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:42:27 No.27734089 Report

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>>27733877
I dont even know what to say Man. You should really get some standards just because you are fat and/or ugly doesn't mean you need to lower them. Shoot for the 10s and you may land in the 8s.

But going for downright ugly girls, that's just sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:44:59 No.27734118 Report

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>>27732105
Agreed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:45:20 No.27734121 Report

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Wow can you guys suck his dick any harder? It's like you faggots wish he was your boyfriend or something christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:48:13 No.27734178 Report

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>>27734121
>Literally 90% of the thread is shitting on his and his gf's appearance
>Um guys stahp suck his penis, amirite?

Fuck off, Pompf.

/vp/ really is reddit 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:49:06 No.27734189 Report

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>>27734121
It's a shame how many NEETs don't realize how parasitic girlfriends are. Even traps are just fucking awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 14:49:07 No.27734190 Report

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>>27734043
I'd rather stay virgin than sticking my dick into that, you don't need a vagoo to satiate your libido.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 15:04:00 No.27734369 Report

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>>27734089
She's not ugly at all. What's wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 15:07:09 No.27734416 Report

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>>27732047
>Tfw still a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 15:39:59 No.27734862 Report

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>>27731345
>yet people claim it's easier now

Because it objectively IS easier now. Even the devs admitted this. Why is Joe such a Pokemon apologist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 16:15:50 No.27735338 Report

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>>27731996
I dunno, he's still cute. I think he just hates photos and so doesn't try to smile or anything so looks like ass half the time

Anon

Anon Fri 12 Aug 2016 16:29:57 No.27735546 Report

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>>27735338
He is 30 now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 16:34:39 No.27735603 Report

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>>27735546
So its seems. He's clearly enthused about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:02:23 No.27736057 Report

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>>27731345
Must prove both the existence of this alleged gf and of her supposed achievement.
There is none, because it's all bullshit. Back to your lives, folks. Nothing worth seeing here.

Big Dick 2

Big Dick 2 Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:04:01 No.27736081 Report

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>>27731598
They both look like they have downs. Yuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:05:24 No.27736115 Report

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>>27731598
Now I get why he keeps using that same picture taken years ago. It's his only flattering one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:06:57 No.27736146 Report

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>>27731996
That's white people, only worse he being British

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:10:12 No.27736210 Report

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>>27734089
No honey. You can't be asking for good looking girls if you're hideous, this entitlement

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 17:11:13 No.27736232 Report

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>>27735338
He looks like a serial killer here, I don't think you know what cute is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 18:16:48 No.27737416 Report

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this thread is about pokemon?

Anon

Anon Fri 12 Aug 2016 18:19:34 No.27737468 Report

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>>27736210
But that proves women are shallow. Whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 19:17:22 No.27738601 Report

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>>27736210
there's nothing wrong with asking

expecting demanding and hoping are all different

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 19:19:09 No.27738629 Report

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>>27731994
If you're still around, the mods gave him that tag when he was doing mental gymnastics when Pikmin 3 bombed in Japan. He blamed it on a heatwave and said that even the Pokemon Centers there were empty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 19:21:19 No.27738667 Report

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>>27734178
great buzzwords friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:21:35 No.27739782 Report

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>>27731598
>joe is a literal neanderthal
>gf is probably a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:29:46 No.27739919 Report

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>>27731598
"g"f

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:36:12 No.27740038 Report

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>>27739782
lel'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:36:56 No.27740047 Report

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>>27731598
>>27736081
>>27739782
>>27732920
You should see them in Scotland lad, Christ it's a wonder why there are still almost 2 and a half million still living here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:37:14 No.27740054 Report

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>>27740000
>>27739999

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 20:40:16 No.27740111 Report

Quoted By: >>27741234

>Bunch of angry, bitter sperglords venting their frustrations.
Just another day on an imageboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 21:45:13 No.27741234 Report

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>>27740111
and you're right here with us

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Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 21:51:28 No.27741345 Report

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>>27731345
DELETE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 22:50:46 No.27742578 Report

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>>27731598
Brit genes elemeyoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 22:53:50 No.27742641 Report

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>>27732010
It's not all bread and butter. Sure, my gf is very attractive with a plump chest, and plays Pokemon with me, but we argue and fight so much, sometimes I feel more depressed with her than when I didn't have a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 22:57:07 No.27742694 Report

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>>27731598
>>27731875
He reminds me of Rudy from Misfits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Aug 2016 23:01:33 No.27742769 Report

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A lot of girls like pokemon, it shouldn't be too hard for him to find one

They might not be attractive but it still counts

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