Dont kid yourself. You would never be able to be Ash-Greninja because he's just too fucking fast and strong for you. Ash has been raping the league so far, even made a faggot cry when Pikachu zapped his Furfrou. What makes you even think you can touch this badass mother fucker right here, making ladies faint too. Fuck you guys, you wish you could be this strong and fast

inb4 (You) I'm not even trolling