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ITT: We write a shitty pokemon creepypasta

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:29:54 No.27751113 View View Reply Original Report

Lets write a shitty pokemon creepypasta, together. Ill starts
*ahem

One day, i was out walking around when i came arcross a garage sale. I had a couple bucks so i said, "Eh why not, its not like anything bad is gonna happen." No one was at the garage sale except the creppy old man running it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:40:31 No.27751301 Report

Quoted By: >>27751330

I checked around the garage and I found two unfamiliar games. Pokemon Cold and Pokemon Steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:42:27 No.27751330 Report

Quoted By: >>27751354

>>27751301

On Pokemon cold was a picture of a completely average Glalie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:43:41 No.27751354 Report

Quoted By: >>27751383

>>27751330
And on Pokemon Steel was an Aggron... but something was off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:45:17 No.27751383 Report

Quoted By: >>27751399 >>27751403 >>27751416

>>27751354
The Aggron had a big, throbbing cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:45:51 No.27751399 Report

Quoted By: >>27751435

>>27751383
the cock looked sharp and there was hyper realistic blood on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:46:05 No.27751403 Report

Quoted By: >>27751415 >>27751420 >>27751449

>>27751383
So I bought the game and went home to play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:46:37 No.27751415 Report

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>>27751403
HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:46:40 No.27751416 Report

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>>27751383
The cock was so delictible that i chose to buy that one, as i was limited to one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:47:00 No.27751420 Report

Quoted By: >>27751441 >>27751456 >>27751515 >>27751628

>>27751403
but then i had to reply to this post or my mother would die in her sleep

ANONON

ANONON Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:47:28 No.27751435 Report

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>>27751399
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF HIS COCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:47:46 No.27751441 Report

Quoted By: >>27751459 >>27751462 >>27751474

>>27751420
After I did so, I started playing the game, but when I reached the title screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:48:01 No.27751444 Report

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THEN WHO WAS PHIONE?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:48:17 No.27751449 Report

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>>27751403

Hello, I am professor joke, but most refer to me as a pokemon professor

ANONON

ANONON Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:48:36 No.27751456 Report

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>>27751420
REPLY FOR SAFETY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:48:41 No.27751459 Report

Quoted By: >>27751539

>>27751441
i saw two very familiar colors. they reminded me of a .gif i saw on /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:48:47 No.27751462 Report

Quoted By: >>27751539

>>27751441
phione was there, but something was off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:49:12 No.27751474 Report

Quoted By: >>27751534 >>27751538 >>27751539

>>27751441
a bear appear in the screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:49:34 No.27751480 Report

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>>27751113
>tfw such a pussy I'm actually super unnerved by this picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:51:46 No.27751515 Report

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>>27751420
Meme

ANONON

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ANONON Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:52:45 No.27751534 Report

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>>27751474
IT WAS AN ULTRA RARE FINAL BOSS PEDOBEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:52:56 No.27751538 Report

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>>27751474
It said DANIEL I CAN SEE YOU (my name is daniel! :O)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:52:56 No.27751539 Report

Quoted By: >>27751556 >>27751568 >>27751588

>>27751474
>>27751459
>>27751462
I started up the game and noticed there was already a save file, with one Pokemon and the name "STOP"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:53:58 No.27751556 Report

Quoted By: >>27751573

>>27751539
So i didnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:54:33 No.27751568 Report

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>>27751539
I didn't like the name of the character, so I created a new save

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:54:49 No.27751573 Report

Quoted By: >>27751604

>>27751556
I then proceeded to sell the game on ebay, some other loser can deal with this cursed shit

ANONON

ANONON Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:55:26 No.27751588 Report

Quoted By: >>27751751

>>27751539
Then I remembered that I had dyslexia. The save file actually said COCK
Most likely referring to the BIG THROBING AGGRON COCK ON THE CARTRIDGE.

ANONON

ANONON Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:56:31 No.27751604 Report

Quoted By: >>27751639

>>27751573
THE END
/Thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:57:17 No.27751628 Report

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>>27751420
better safe than sorry I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:57:33 No.27751635 Report

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Except he returned it. I had to FUCKING REFUND HIM
I elected continue and was greeted with but one message: The Fun Don't stop at the Mattress Shop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 05:57:47 No.27751639 Report

Quoted By: >>27751780

>>27751604
THE END...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 06:03:42 No.27751751 Report

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>>27751588
Dinofucker thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 06:05:41 No.27751780 Report

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>>27751639
But it was not over. The nightmare Pikachu fucked by pet mouse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 06:08:20 No.27751826 Report

Quoted By: >>27752106

I pressed A, skipped some extremely important dialog of a ghost telling me to stop before I become gay for this man, but I'm pretty sure that means he did, too, so he's a faggot.
Apparently I had beaten the elite 4 and walked into the champion's room.
Strange, it looks like some kind of store. They trying to make me buy something with this hack?
I walk up to the champion, some old dude.
What he said next sent literal blizzards down my spine
Mattress Mick: "Sleep Tight"
He challenged me to a battle, even though I pressed yes because reverse psychology
His theme was lavenders Town backwards hyper realistic with screams as the instrument: https://youtu.be/XhVV-E0k57c
He sent out a fucking monkey thing that put my Mons to sleep and wrecked my team because I somehow got nightmares even though he never used it.
Mattress Mick: "You would have a much better sleep on one of my mattresses. Here, have one on the house."
OH MY G ITS POISON OR SOMETHING HYPER REALISTIC SKELETONS
I woke up from that dream
But wait... Is this a new mattress???!!?!!!!!;?!!!!!!1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Aug 2016 06:26:07 No.27752106 Report

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>>27751826
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