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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:38:52 No.27783003 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27783029 >>27783033 >>27783193 >>27783196 >>27783425

Why is Gardevoir so attractive, /vp/? Is it because we're all so starved for sex that anything that looks remotely human and female gets our attention?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:40:15 No.27783029 Report

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>>27783003
Probably

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:40:19 No.27783033 Report

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>>27783003
Reminder that another thread died for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:50:21 No.27783193 Report

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>>27783003
It's a clusterfuck of a few things.

>technically non-furry monster for the closet furries
>overprotective of it's trainer shtick in it's dex entries
>master/slave dynamic
>implication that they have to love you (despite nobody else loving you)
>looks vaguely feminine enough for fanart to go all the way
>the starved for sex thing you mentioned
>etc.

Essentially, it boils down to the psychology and desires of social rejects, misfits, and undesirables, and how Gardevoir unfortunately hits a bunch of those nails on the head, more than nearly all other Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:50:30 No.27783196 Report

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>>27783003
well most art tends to draw it in a cutesy girly anime style, if not blatantly sexualized

but yes the board is full of lonely losers

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:52:45 No.27783232 Report

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It's graceful and has mystical powers.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 16:59:12 No.27783344 Report

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>>27783193
I liked Gardevoirs design back when I was young and didn't even n is about furries, r34, fetishes, or anything. I never liked using what I considered to be "ugly" Pokemon anyway, so a cool/pretty looking psychic type with decent stats, a good movepool, and was accessable early on made Gardevoir a favorite of mine right away.

Look at it. It's so cute. How could you not like that Gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 17:01:33 No.27783388 Report

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Gardevoir is not attractive because it a fictional cartoon creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 17:03:14 No.27783416 Report

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Only virgins think shes attractive. Go put your dick in a real vagina for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 17:03:44 No.27783425 Report

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>>27783003

Garevoirs fanart is much better than its ingame model.
Caught a female Ralts in my AS-run to see what Guardevoir looks like, but after i evolved her i was a bit disappointed.

Gardevoir is much more a guardian who defend her trainer es much as possible, but thats it, more like a shieldmaid or paladin, not a fuckable waifu or girlfriend.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 18:08:22 No.27784575 Report

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Gardevoir is sexy. Ingame gardevoir still looks very feminine.

If pokemon will be real of course we will have people using gardevoir as girlfriend substitute. We can blame them for that? Eeee no, because maybe that was only way to avoid void of being lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 18:14:00 No.27784685 Report

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because it has a dick and that's all this board will ever be attracted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2016 19:40:56 No.27786530 Report

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>>27783425
>not fucking your shieldmaid

Get a loada this fag

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