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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:37:08 No.27794573 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27794971 >>27795744 >>27796644 >>27796911

Take your favorite Pokémon and make it sound as unlikeable as possible.

>Overdesigned edgy landshark with anorexic arms, tailor-made to appeal to thirteen-year-olds, the Mary Sue of Dragon-types

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:37:49 No.27794581 Report

Quoted By: >>27796370

>it's a bell with eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:40:34 No.27794644 Report

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Weakest dragon type ever because it's a literal pile of goop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:47:01 No.27794775 Report

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>It has a name called "Dunsparce"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:48:04 No.27794804 Report

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It's shapes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:54:57 No.27794932 Report

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>stupidly overrated
>game freak couldn't decide if they should make a dog or a fox so they just kind of mashed them together
>it and most of its evolutions are worthless competitively
>"eeveelutions"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:57:10 No.27794971 Report

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>>27794573
Thinks she's a hero 'cause has a cape in her back

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:58:44 No.27795007 Report

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Its Pokedex description describes the poison whips that come out of its arms as being its main hunting method, but it's a purely Special Attacker, rendering said cool aspect of it absolutely null in all appearances.

My younger self playing Diamond took this entry way too seriously and gave my Roserade Poison Jab pretty much the entire game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 02:59:02 No.27795017 Report

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>It's literally dressed up in a pikachu costume in an attempt to appeal to genwunners

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:01:06 No.27795062 Report

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It's just a street lamp with eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:01:32 No.27795077 Report

Quoted By: >>27795107

>It's hated by Alolan tourists so the locals throw it out to see.
>It thrusts its innards-out to attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:02:54 No.27795107 Report

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>>27795077
>will literally starve to death, because it's too dumb and stubborn to go get food

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:03:38 No.27795121 Report

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>4 wings
>tailor made for evil teams
>just my mom's bat but with extra wings
i tried

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:06:23 No.27795176 Report

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>It's a stupid looking cross-evolution of a already shitty inanimate object Pokemon from gen one.
>Has an obnoxious cry in both the games and the anime
>Literally a UFO with googly eyes
>It's shiny changes two colors

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:06:30 No.27795179 Report

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Furbait clifford looking ass hobbes looking ass derpdog wishes he was a feux legendary
Chinese guard my ass can't take stones and pebbles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:07:10 No.27795189 Report

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>>27795121
>pink shiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:10:29 No.27795251 Report

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Porygon-Z
Its a mostly amorphous blob of pastel colors with no real purpose other than to continue the gimmick of its pre-evos. Acquiring it is a chore, as base porygon is uncommon in the wild or costs 999 coins in the game corner and after collrecting the upgrade and dubious disc and trading back and forth, so much time has been wasted. With its subpar movepool and equally mediocre stats, its viability in battle is poor beyond setting up tricks and attempting status spam.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:22:26 No.27795495 Report

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>Original "edgy badass"
>claws supposed to look like heads to lure prey, but look nothing like heads
>wings but can't learn fly
>overdesigned mega evolution
>scyther is about speed, so let's make it's evolution have worse speed and slightly better attack and defense
>"vulpix used ember! scizor fainted"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:25:55 No.27795569 Report

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>Slugfucker 2.0: ELECTRIC Boogaloo

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:28:22 No.27795627 Report

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Literally the edgiest Penguin imaginable
Named after a mass murdering, totalitarian

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:29:31 No.27795655 Report

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My little brother's favorite metal dinosaur. It has shitty typing with a bunch of weaknesses, and is a fucking hippy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:30:47 No.27795680 Report

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>>27795655
ikr, he should be Steel only

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:32:26 No.27795715 Report

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It's pink gay worm with a butt for a mouth and googly eyes for eyes. Oh and it's so weak it makes Magikarp look like Mega Fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:34:15 No.27795744 Report

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>>27794573
>Weird blob with boobs for arms, low stats, and a incomplete gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:34:52 No.27795764 Report

Quoted By: >>27795800

>A
>FUCKING
>DUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:36:06 No.27795800 Report

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>>27795764
It is the fucking duck that doesn't have the typing it should have, or the fucking fuck that grows up into the wrong species and gets tits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:36:26 No.27795809 Report

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It's a log with an afro. Are you fucking kidding me.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:38:24 No.27795853 Report

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> Literal shit design. Hurr hurr fluffy pancakes. Flies for no reason, shitty gen 1 remade pokemon. Added 3 new weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:38:59 No.27795871 Report

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>>27795809
...can't figure out which one this is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:39:56 No.27795888 Report

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>>27795800
It's the duck with
>A
>FUCKING
>ONION

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:42:26 No.27795945 Report

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>>27795888
Damn. That's the unluckiest duck. And the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 03:44:22 No.27795981 Report

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>>27795853
>Flies for no reason
It has psychic powers anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:02:48 No.27796370 Report

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>>27794581
my nigga

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:09:26 No.27796492 Report

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>NFE
>NU evo is another mixed attacker with bad Speed/Defense
>Useless abillity
>2Gen face
>weird fanbase
>signature move is a not that great Waterfall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:09:34 No.27796495 Report

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>Shit tier furbait that was absolutely useless until it got a fucking Mega

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:15:35 No.27796608 Report

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>hurrr it's an empreror penguin and napoleon was an emperor

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Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:17:33 No.27796644 Report

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>>27794573
Generic Boxer who was completely fucking worthless in Gen 1-3 only becoming slightly usable after the Physical Special Split.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:19:51 No.27796693 Report

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>>27796495
That seems kinda like a description for Lopunny instead of Mawile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:30:53 No.27796911 Report

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>>27794573
It's a frog ninja with its tongue as a scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Aug 2016 04:37:19 No.27797031 Report

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>Literally just spikes coming out of a human

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