I used to work at gamefreak and then I quit cus yolo and now I am here to tell you everything about Pokemon Sun and Moon cus I mean who cares if I get sued or anything right?

Ok here we go guys are you excited lolololol?

-At the start of the game, you have the option to nuke the entire Alola region. If you don't, shortly after recieving your starter your pokemon you are kidnapped by a white van and never seen again.

- You wander through a nuclear wasteland trying to survive.

- Whatever pokemon you find you have to eat.

- Some pokemon and trainers are now mutated and pretty much just want to kill you.

- Halfway through the game you grow a second head.

- At the end of the game it was all secretly a dream.

- When you wake up a sexy woman walks into your room and gives you a blowjob. This woman is your choice of who you want her to be; she can be any girl within the pokemon universe. Even if you a girl she will still give you a blowjob.


Am I cool now guys? I posted leaks.

And if any of you guys work at Gamefreak also and quit recentely confirm what I am saying as 100% true and post your own leaks cus I know i didn't reveal anything (I'm such a tease ;P)